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notstilinski · 2 years

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Archive 81 Starters !

Taken from season one of the 2022 Netflix series, Archive 81! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! There may be some light spoilers!

“Please. Please find me. Please help.”

“I kind of just wanted to give (Name) a little piece of their father back.”

“The museum doesn’t open until noon. There’s no such thing as an early day.”

“It seems you’ve spent your life trying to bring lost things back to people.”

“Yes, but that’s my podcast, and this is real life.”

“I dunno. Maybe you got a fucking Rosach test in the back for me.”

“Nah, mom used to make me do community theatre as a kid.”

“People tell me their stories, and I record them with this.”

“It’ll make a cool story at parties when you’re older.”

“That is some fucked up 1980s bullshit, man. You never trust a fucking landline.”

“You’re not going to go Jack Torrance on me, are you? Tell me you’re not standing in a hedge maze right now.”

“Do you think I could be more than I am? Like, do I seem strong enough to hold a new world inside of me?”

“I left you six messages last night.”

“Promise me you’re gonna get some sleep.”

“You should know that the residents here are very strange.”

“Anything in particular that you’re trying to steal?”

“My nephew gave me one of those, uh, skeleton keys from the spy museum last Christmas, just, you know, if you get desperate.”

“What is (Name) is some massive board game conglomerate? Maybe we’re part of some fucked-up board game beta test.”

“She told me that there was a secret sex club that holds meetings in the community room.”

“I’m all alone. I can’t bear another moment alone.”

“Can I get in on that? (Name) doesn’t have any booze.”

“Secrets, secrets, secrets. You’re so full of secrets. I’m going to knock your wall down and let them spill out.”

“My whole life is a fucking fiction. It’s a lie.”

“They’re just the tip of the iceberg or a Russian nesting doll, pick your metaphor.”

“Oh, so he’s an asshole, not a pervert. That’s a comfort, I guess.”

“Remember when I electrocuted myself trying to disassemble the animatronic duck from Chuck E Cheese?”

“Sorry, I wouldn’t want to think of my mother in some kind of sex cult, either.”

“I used to pray that someone would come and parent me.”

“I know that you’re a good person. And that you care about people. You try to make people feel safe. It’s a feature, not a bug.”

“There’s great power in knowing your enemy.”

“Maybe I should make you a healing mixtape.”

“Sometimes comets start breaking into smaller and smaller pieces and they just… disappear.”

“No idea who or what she was communicating with. We can’t begin to imagine the worlds left undiscovered.”

“New material, right. Is that what kids are calling it these days?”

“Don’t be afraid. They’re just… Lost. And don’t know where to go.”

“I smashed it with a baseball bat.”

“Which is fucking bullshit, if you ask me. What’s the crime in keeping an open mind?”

“Dude, fuck you. I’m just trying to be sensitive.”

“Whose starring in your power nap sex dreams these days?”

“I will meet you there. Twenty minutes late like a fucking normal person.”

“(Name) wanted some young energy at the party. Whatever that means.”

“We’re all performers. Whether we admit it or not.”

“He would never abandon us like that. He wouldn’t. He loved us.”

“Things that have been damaged, lost or forgotten. I bring them back.”

“You can’t know what’s in my dreams. You can’t know what’s in my head.”

“I’ve always tried to leave room for the unexplained corners of the universe.”

“Goodbye. I love you. Just get the fuck out.”

“He keeps them warm. Keeps them safe. He’s trying to do something good.”

“That’s what brought us here. That’s what keeps us here.”

“There was this woman. She had your hair. Same smile. Eyes. But she’s gone.”

“If I don’t get out of here, real soon, the ferrymen is going to come and drag me to hell.”

“It’s cited as both god and demon.”

“(Name)! You fucking slut! I can’t believe you forgot.”

“If you’re not going to help me fucking save them, stay the fuck away!”

“He was leading some kind of fucked up cult in that building!”

“They took all of their loneliness and rage and pointed it right back at them.”

“I don’t know what day it is, um, but I woke up in someone’s apartment, and I… Don’t know where I am, and I don’t know how I got here.”

“Where the fuck did it come from? How did it get here?”

“Don’t make the same mistake. Take the money. Walk away. And never look back.”

“Everything is possible in the new world, (Name). You will be reunited with them.”

“Sometimes I wish I died with them. So we could all be together.”

“What if I told you that is the world I devoted my life to?”

“It’s all right. Everything’s all right. I would never let anything happen to you, you know that, right?”

“I hear you, I do. But, you know, knowing what happened, It’s not gonna bring (Name) back.”

“When I grow up, I want to be… a bird. Who can fly away from here, and see everything from the sky.”

“Look, (Name), I never meant to put you in any danger.”

“I’m sorry I fucked everything up, (Name), but I can still save (Name).”

“It’s not a prayer. It’s not a blessing. It’s some kind of fucked up occult ritual. And it’s violent and brutal, and you’re going to die.”

“Okay? You’re lucky that you’re not laying in a shallow grave up at the compound.”

“My brother was an irrational, unstable egomaniac. I see no reason to free him from the tomb he so willing trapped himself in.”

“He’s not dead, so we need to get the fuck out of here before he wakes up and sends in his Blackwater Hit Squad.”

“If you think I'm gonna let you slit my throat in pursuit of your girlfriend, we need to have a serious fucking discussion about our friendship.”

“You know, this is not a criticism, but you did not prepare me for how fucking weird this place is.”

“With all due respect for that motherfucker, he doesn't know what he's talking about.”

“You’re here. You’re safe. We’re all safe.”

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rockmiyabideusexmachina · 5 years

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What do you think about the "Robot Masters" from Rockman (Megaman) Ability and their weakness? What do you think about all the characters from Rockman Ability? Check the Protodude Rockman's corner.

Apologies again for taking so long to get to this ask, but I will try to give it a go now. I won’t flood this reply with in-game imagery, everyone can see Vhyper and team’s work here: http://www.rockman-corner.com/2019/02/pachislot-rockman-ability-enemy-weapons.html#more

1.) Lever Man - When you think of a lever in pachislot, it’s like a slot machine. It’s got a round ball on top of a long metal bar, and you pull down on it to make the slots go. Lever Man has that for a hand, but he’s also a Guts Man clone with a fire element. So…that’s different. They do the best they can to make a lever something intimidating. But he sorta punches and charges with it. That’s not really how a lever works. He should just be pounding down on Rockman’s head with his ball.

The weapon equip is a flaming ball, that can shatter shields. But I still don’t think it functions like, you know, a lever actually functions.

So Lever Man, while you are memorable for being a flaming Guts Man clone with a ball for a hand, you do not really live up to your name much. He is weak to a sword slice, because if he was a real lever, you could totally break the lever by chopping it off. Yep.

2.) Replay Man - Replay Man looks like a duck with a water globe for a stomach and a wheel valve on his head. However, he is actually modeled after the Japanese water turtle imp demons known as Kappa. Let’s hope Replay Man doesn’t act like them, because I won’t type the things they are known for doing!

He can create a shield simply by spraying water jets out of his hand. He is weak to Lever Man’s great ball of fire. Which makes sense for the ball crushing the shield, but not for fire putting out water. They didn’t think the element through, did they?

A Kappa’s weakness is politeness or losing in sumo wrestling. Rockman does neither to defeat Replay Man. That is highly disappointing. All Rockman should have to do is bow, and Replay Man should be defeated. And if his name is Replay Man, wouldn’t he just restart the battle against Rockman again, anyhow? And shouldn’t Rockman just receive a weapon that just generates extra lives, for more replays, instead? Poor name, poor design reference, poor character.

3.) Coin Woman - Finally, the good boss. Coin Woman is essentially Shadow Woman. So of course I love her. She attacks by throwing money at you. Take that!! Makin’ it rain Chuck E Cheese tokens!!

Apparently, if you have Replay Man’s shield, the coins bounce back and destroy her. It’s like Metal Blade apparently, so you know her quarters are the deadliest weapon in the game. They’ve got shuriken designs on them, and the weapon equip is like a launcher that you just rocket coins out of. They also lock-on. It is awesome. A++++

4.) Choice Man - Choice Man is our Elec boss. He has a cool top hat, because he made that fashion choice. He can move very fast because he goes at the speed of light, and create clones of himself. That should be something Coin Woman does…

So again, it’s a boss who’s name doesn’t really match up to his ability. He should essentially be a walking, talking stage select. Or at least a character with multiple personalities that struggles to make a decision in battle without some gimmick that makes him choose what to do. Instead, he’s quick magic dude, with no good magic tricks. I doubt he can even do Trucy Wright’s ‘Magic Panties’ act!

Throw coins at him and boo him off the stage, and he dies pretty quick. Guess that makes sense. If you throw coins at magicians in real life, I think they are pretty hurt physically and emotionally, too.

His weapon is basically a sparky electrode arm that fires off lightning strikes. I still don’t know what that has to do with a choice. Lightning strikes by chance…but this is not Chance Man’s weapon.

5.) Reverse Man - Reverse Man is a little bat child. He flies around and annoys you.

Interestingly enough, he flies forward, and not in reverse. Also interestingly enough, he cannot make Rockman move in reverse. So once again, what is up with these terribly-named bosses who have little to no connection to what they are named for?!

He electrocutes easily, so lightning storms bring him crashing down. His weapon is a blade, which sorta resembles the tip of his tail? Because, because…yeah, I’ve got nothing on this.

Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Bat Child!!

6.) Chance Man - Chance Man is just Napalmman.EXE, but he is heavily into his Daft Punk phase. He shoots lasers out of his cannon arms. Only harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

He is only weak to a charged shot, because in order to even face him, you need to Get Lucky. There is only a small chance you will encounter him, so…hey, finally another boss who at least has a tiny bit of connection to his name. But that’s about it. Because I don’t know what else strobe light laser cannons have to do with chance. But he gets to be the second coolest Robot Master, because he is Daft Punk Napalman.EXE.

So there you have it. My impressions of the Pachislot Robot Masters.

If you are also asking about the other characters, I still don’t mind either Rockman or Pokeball Blues’ designs. Despite being somewhat generic, they are unique enough of a mashup, but still feel like a callback to other versions of themselves.

Roll and Trancy I’m mostly indifferent on. Trancy having bumpers on her head are at least an amusing and thought-out pachislot design. Roll’s design doesn’t do much for me - the Sailor Moon skirt and tie combo doesn’t feel like the best choice for her - but at least she has a bit more to her as a character in the game, and gets a chance to fight.

Wily with bangs feels worse than Wily having a deeply-receding hairline. That gaudy scarf and suspenders…he’s a special Wily. Charles Nelson Reilly Wily.

Dr. Emilia Light, the world needs more fanart of.

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