#EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUUUE
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(watching any episode of season 4) this shit sucks i miss too much birthday
#finn.txt#HOOONESTY#IS SUCH A LONELY WORD#EVERYONE IS SO UNTRUUUE#if I start second guessing it collapses :)#awww brudders#YEEEES YEEEEES YEEEEEES… apologies Greg I may have gotten a little carried away#ITS MY BIRTHDAY FUCK YOUUU#I will remain coated thank you. as is my right#I got a dick the size of a red sequoia and I fuck like a bullet train. okay? …prove it!#so go on. who’s here. who isn’t?? your dad. your mom. your wife and kids. ANY real friends?#I TOOK YOU TWO FUCKING ASSHOLES ON A CAMPING TRIP CUZ DAD COULDNT BE BOTHERED. AND I ATE SOME BAD FUCKING FISH! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!#you’re a very fair maiden… a very evenhanded maiden…#yes I’m- I’m a walking rainbow band#the thing is the treehouse is cool and you’re NOT cool?#unbelievable. UNBELIEVABLE. OH I hope he fucking dies#privacy pussy pasta.#my- my thing was all bangers all the time. all bangers all the time#hey my partner is cold and he’d like to keep his fucking coat on ok? :)#i fucking love pussy. you see my moms??#I mean we’re all obviously… hugely looking forward to my father dying but…#I don’t think she’s taken anything… just getting the demons out I guess…#you’re so full of grace! :D …what did he say? I think he said you’re full of grace! full of fucking what??#are you okay? onlookers reported you having some sort of breakdown. people were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue??#no one likes talking about me fucking guys more than you do. you know that? why is that??? is that because you’re the coo who can’t fuck????#all the men got together in man club and we decided sweetheart everything’s fine so just *shh gesture* *sit down gesture* we got it :)#I already spoke to matsson. who hates you btw. and laughs at you constantly.#have a good birthday ok fuckface?#TAKE YOUR FUCKING COAT OFF. that’s enough! that’s enough.#it’s funny! it’s funny. you’re gonna laugh at it later. you’re gonna wake up in the middle of the night and be like ‘that was funny.’
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