The Japanese lyrics for It's No Game (No 1) (translated by Hisahi Miura and performed by Michi Hirota), and translated back into English by Google.
Apparently the Japanese lyrics are (more or less) a straight English-to-Japanese translation, and Google's translation is obviously inaccurate. But lines like "I'm locked out of my mind" and "gigantic wealth sum trout" are almost inspirational.