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From chp 18 of Hot Mess:

The ends of grass and moss and thorns pricked at his face. They pulled at his screaming maw, dug into his skin, but David did not slow. He was briefly aware of Halloway, falling back into the mud, sputtering and forgotten. 

The hoard went for David. Teeth dug into him and he felt the beat and ram through the layers of moss he now wore. He still slogged forward, running towards the shock of blue in the storm, towards the figure in the circle of god’s eyes. 

I have done this with many a cats in my day

They all hated it

When and why do you think Craster started the whole "rape my daughters give the boys to the Others" thing? Also, any theories on who his first wife/wives was/were? Could it be that his own father had the same deal with the Others and Craster was just "spared" so he could continue the line after his dad died?

That’s not possible re Craster’s father, as he was the bastard son of a Night’s Watchman and a wildling woman from the village of Whitetree. However, it is possible – actually, probable – that there’s some kind of old tradition beyond the Wall regarding Other worship. I mean, back during the first Long Night and the Battle for the Dawn, why was the Wall placed where it was and why were the people who were north of it left there? Like, with the story of the Night’s King and his Other queen, it’s apparent that the Others can be tempting, as is the urge to sacrifice to them. Or using the metaphor of the Others as the Unseelie Court, they’re beautiful, they’re glamorous (in both the regular and magical sense of the word), and sometimes it’s easier to submit than fight. Praise them, do homage, and hope that you’ll be spared as more useful alive and breeding new masters than as zombified slaves.

So, while time has passed and those wildling survivors of the war have gradually stamped out this worship, replacing it with a (very rational) superstition and dread of the Others instead… it may be that a few families have always kept these practices, secretly or openly, depending. It could be that Craster comes from this tradition, via his mother or via learning about it from another wildling.

Now, that doesn’t necessarily mean that the tradition innately requires an incestuous harem, with all girl babies saved and all boys sacrificed. (Especially since wildlings are normally exogamous, only marrying wildlings from other villages/communities than their own, and have a disgust of incest even greater than the rest of Westeros.) It could be that they were just overtly normal wildling villages, with sacrifices that only took place once in a while, in long winters, just to be safe, and Craster has placed his own particular stamp on this Other-worshipping tradition because he’s a sick fuck.

Or it could be that there is no ongoing historical tradition, and Craster came up with his beliefs and practices all on his own. Like, in our world, while some doomsday polygamist cults with a charismatic leader may base their practices on the Bible, some just create their own writings and revelations to justify their leader’s sick fuckness. GRRM could be going with either kind of trope, here. I mean, like, excluding GoT and the beliefs of Craster’s wives (who may be brainwashed), we have no actual proof that anything happens to Craster’s sons except their dying of exposure or wild animals. It could be a total scam, with the sacrifice-to-the-Others practice as a layer on top of everything else.

As for how Craster got started, as a “black blooded” bastard he would have been an outsider to begin with, shunned by most of his peers. Forced out of Whitetree for ongoing antisocial behavior, he either built a keep in the middle of nowhere or took one over from the previous inhabitants. If the latter option, perhaps he killed all the men in the family and left one or two female survivors. And then in one long winter, when it’s difficult to travel and communicate, he kidnapped a girl from an isolated village, and then another… well. You can look at Varamyr’s prologue for an idea of what that’s like, or the Night’s Watch mutiny, or (if you really want to creep yourself out) Brian David Mitchell or cults like the Manson Family and the like.

Anyway… I’m all kinds of creeped out myself right now, but hope that helps you, at least.

pl. 9.23-9.27 bcpl

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finished draft 1 of book 4

I commissioned the absolutely stellar @beidak-art a little while back and I'm still not over how much joy this one gives me. I'm shaking. My little heart is racing. aaaaahhhh look at how beautiful _(:'3

He just opened up his commission form again and I cannot recommend enough!!!

David in a horrid alien sweater :3

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How about 🐷 for Micah and 💘 for David?

🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal?

I actually . . . don't know? I don't think Micah is much of an animal lover actually (unless we're talking about a part animal sentient being, like a werewolf or octopus mermaid, then he's VERY MUCH an animal lover :) )

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

At the start of the story, David would say the most important person to him was his father. Its actually [REDACTED]

I have a sun catcher in my office and I cannot tell you how long I've waited for this shit to happen

From Meat Cute revisions:

Micah flopped onto his back—probably laying on a pile of dead worms—and groaned up at the ceiling. The perfect imitation of a toddler not getting the toy he wanted.  “Fine,” he said, dragging the book across his chest, wrapping his arms around it in a coveted hug. "Fine. I'll just have to work with what the Amurican gov'ment allows me." "Do not touch the dead body, Micah."  "Land of the free my ass." 

From my notes: 

Thats it Thats the story 

I immediately thought of them

For the OC ask meme: 🤍🖤🐈

🤍 WHITE HEART — what are three of your oc's neutral/questionable traits?

Micah: He knows how to siphon gas in under a minute. He has a collection of stolen truck nuts and "my child is an honor student" bumper stickers that he steals off cars (and will sometimes place truck nuts on soccer mom vans or honor student bumper stickers on pick up trucks). He knows a little bit of necromancy, but only when it comes to his RV.

David: He can make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich despite being lactose intolerant. He likes going for long runs and will sometimes lose track of time, sometimes for hours. When he was 17, he was friends with a bridge troll, although he didn't know it at the time.

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

Micah: yes :)

David: He has broken someone's heart.

🐈 CAT — does your oc prefer a wide circle of friends or a few close friends?

Micah: He prefers a wide circles of shallow friends. He makes friends easily, but never has heart to heart conversations.

David: If he had his way, he'd have no friends at all. But he does eventually get a few close friends and treasures them.

Looking for beta readers for Meat Cute, a queer horror novel. Its got it all! The undead, worms, pig farms, worm zombies, haunted houses, more worms.

FBI Agent David Whitetree has the uncanny talent to attract the weird, the bizarre, and the supernatural. Freshly returned from a medical leave, David is hoping his life can go back to exactly as he left it. Almost exactly as he left it. Barely 10 minutes back to work and he's assigned to a case where a body has been found: exploded and covered in fleshy worms. In an attempt to outrun his mistakes, David follows the investigation down a trail of pigs, the reanimated undead, and a night full of horror. All leading to a strange little man, standing over a corpse, poking it with a stick.

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@scrumpylikesthings lads, David and Micah, featuring Cryptid of the Week, McFlurry lol