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coldbasementruins · 2 years

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The more I think about it, the more I am floored by the amount of batshit insane potential the Tim-Damian-Bernard trio has.

Tim and Damian fighting to death for god-knows-what reason and Bernard, being an only child his entire life, is mildly concerned but ultimately comes to the conclusion that "It's nice that they both get along so well."

Bernard saying, "Mint chocolate pizza would be a revolutionary idea, almost as great of an idea as the original Batman dying and Robin being his reincarnation but I guess the world just isn't ready for it." and watching the world around him go up in flames.

Bernard knowing full well about the Wayne family's identities but going out of his way to mess with Damian by making up the most absurd theories:-

Bernard: Robin and all the birds in Gotham have a mutual relationship. Robin offers them protection and has installed cameras in the birds' eyes so that he can collect information from them.

Damian, oblivious to Bernard's knowledge: How do I legally execute someone?

Damian "laughter is the lowest form of emotional expression" Wayne losing his composure after seeing Bernard trip and fall on his face, dragging Tim along with him to the floor because they were holding hands.

Tim teasing Damian about crushes and Damian openly threatening him:-

Tim: You seem extremely interested in going to school nowadays, have you got a crush?

Damian: The only crush I will have is the urge to crush your head with my bare hands, Drake.

Damian whisper-yelling apologies to Bat-Cow as he stares at Tim and Bernard eating steak at the corner without a hint of remorse.

Alfred preparing himself to break up a fight every time the three of them watch a fantasy movie together. (One of them points at some monster side character and says "That's you." to the other.)

Just them being a chaotic trio of smart idiots.

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