#DDADDS spoilers
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(Mega spoilers for DDADDS btw)
my dumbass. My sTUPID FUCKIGN DUMBASS. TOOK ONE LOOK AT JOSEPH CHRISTIANSEN AT THE START OF THE GAME AND WENT “heh he looks like he runs an MLM”
*AND I WAS ONLY
P A R T I A L L Y WRONG*
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Oh yeah also my problem with the player character of TMoStH is because they have some of the same pitfalls of the player character of Dream Daddy: a Dad Dating Simulator.
The character is incompetent in a way that was surely fun for writers to write but not so much for players to play. Every choice presented is effectively either 'the thing the game wants you to do and the thing worded slightly differently with no material effects' (culminating in astronaut/grocery store), 'protag is incompetent but other characters get to play off of it in interesting ways' (consider marrying into the royal family), and the equivalent of 'Glass Him' (offering to take Vector's order and being sternly rebuked for teasing a hungry man when you can't actually serve food WITH THE CHARACTER WHOSE WHOLE JOB HAS SO FAR BEEN ESTABLISHED AS "THE MICROWAVE GUY").
There's also a couple of moments where the player character doesn't have knowledge of something that the player almost definitely does (the identities and some history of the entire sonic squad for instance) and learns this information over the course of the story- but sometimes there's a disconnect as to what. For instance, Barry the Quokka doesn't know who goes by 'The Ultimate Lifeform' but the non-digetic image of Shadow the Hedgehog appears anyway, even as the internal monologue asks 'could there really be someone here who goes by that name?'
To me, this game should have had Tails as the player character. Sure, the tone would be Different (and the 'but thou must' of leaving Sonic to die would have to play a bit differently), but the dissonance between player and player character is easier to handle the less the player invests in character creation. Tails is his own man who we already know and like, and seeing his perspective is already an interesting prospect. Dr Pepper the Quokka might be their own person, but we named them with a degree of self-insertion as the intent, and when they go off the rails it's the tiniest bit frustrating.
Alternatively, just give the player character a canon identity and have us step into their shoes for our brief tangle with the Sonic Squad, then move on. I can accept that 'Barry the Quokka' will not always follow my commands to the letter, but I expect better of Dr Pepper and get constant secondhand embarrassment.
#spoilers#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#tmosth is not gonna pull an Undertale with 'actually Dr Pepper is named Barry and uses they/them pronouns because they prefer them'#'as opposed to self-insert pronoun ambiguity convenience'#I will happily let the fandom do that for the game but I will not give the game that credit#feel like a disappointed parent when my named insert is a total dunce#DDaDDs and everything to do with Ska
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ROUND 3 MATCH 12
Aigis propaganda:
“Aigis was just the best romance option in P3, though I liked a lot of them. It felt like even if you didn't romance her, she fell in love with the protagonist either way and the final scene is literally (SPOILER): her letting the protagonist rest in her lap as they die ;0;”
Damien propaganda:
"reasons I like Damien Bloodmarch:
1. look at him he is so cool looking
2. he's TRANS ‼️‼️ we r t4t real
3. Victorian era special interest
4. he works at a pet shelter I think I can't remember
he is so so silly i haven't played ddadds in like a year so I don't have much to rant about :( but I love him a lot”
#aigis persona 3#persona#persona 3#damien bloodmarch#dream daddy#round 3#most datable datable character
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HEY SO I JUST CHECKED OUT THE DADRECTOR’S CUT OF DREAM DADDY, AND APPARENTLY HUGO/DAMIEN IS A THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?!
I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT I SHIPPED IT, BUT I DO NOW
#dream daddy#ddadds#hugo vega#damien bloodmarch#vegamarch#ddadds spoilers#dadrector's cut#ddadds dadrector's cut#dream daddy dadrector's cut
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Okay, I know the ddadds fandom is dead and the cult ending isn't canon BUT I'd just like to bring up the fact that Saul was totally going to let Dadsona die if Mary didn't step in.
#ddadds cult ending#ddadds#ddadds spoilers#but not really#dream daddy dadsona#dream daddy#dream daddy joseph#dream daddy saul#dream daddy dating simulator#dream daddy mary
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@sinunamor HERE ARE THE CAPS FRIEND, THE CANON GODS HAVE SMILED UPON US THIS DAY (photos are captioned)
(part 2 coming in a tick here)
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joseph_romance.mp4
#volume warning#dream daddy#ddadds#joseph christiansen#ddadds spoilers#dream daddy spoilers#game grumps#shitpost galore#my edits
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Have I told you how much I love Fed Up Wine Mom?
#dream daddy#ddadds#ddadds spoilers#mary christiansen#fed up wine mom#robert smalls#damien bloodmarche#amanda#tbh anyone who calls amanda a 'good egg' is ok in my books#damien spoilers#long post
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So little to make him happy.
I hope Ernest gets a dog in every path (x).
#dream daddy#ddadds#ddadds spoilers#hugo vega#ernest vega#damien bloodmarch#my art#comic#when i started drawing this i had no idea what's going to happen today#i love you tyson#and miss you terribly already#i hope nothing hurts you anymore#for best dog#please kiss your pet for me today
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Here’s a transparent Dad cake to let you know that you’re always supported!
#dream daddy#dream daddy a dad dating simulator#spoilers#ddadds#ddadds spoilers#my screenshots#my edits
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me playing other routes: wow damien and hugo’s kids are kinda shitty
damien and hugo’s routes:
me, sobbing: i l ov e my s o n s,,,,,
#lucien bloodmarch#ernest vega#damien bloodmarch#hugo vega#dream daddy#ddadds spoilers#ofc tumblr mobile doesnt show a picture#perfect
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“The safe word is Jimmy Buffet.”
give this man a goddamn comb and tell him to wipe that fuckin smile off his face
#joseph christiansen#cult ending#ddadds#ddadds spoilers#dream daddy#jara draws stuff#i accomplished nothing this weekend help me
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huntin’ cryptids
(based on this)
#im ded this took too long#dream daddy#robert small#hugo vega#brian harding#damien bloodmarch#craig cahn#ddadds spoilers#srta lmao#sai.png
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HEY SO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A GLITCH OR A FEATURE, BUT THE VEGAMARCH ENDING CAN POTENTIALLY HAPPEN EVEN WHEN YOU ROMANCE HUGO.
SO UH. I GUESS POLYAMOURY CONFIRMED?
CHECKING NOW IF IT'LL ALSO STILL TRIGGER ON THE DAMIEN ROMANCE.
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Because I still haven’t got over how shitty Amanda’s “friends” were treating her so:
Emma R’s the one that’s been coercing everyone else to avoid and exclude Amanda because she knew that Noah actually used to have a crush on Amanda, and Emma R felt threatened, so she’d told Noah that Amanda thought he was a creep and instead convinced him to go out with her instead.
So after Amanda has that big argument with Emma R-
(”Well if you think I’m so terrible then just stop being my friend!”
“okay!”)
-she just completely stops talking to them, and Emma R. starts feeling kinda guilty, because this is her best friend after all, and they’ve known each other since they were 7, and she kinda misses her.
So one day, she’s sitting at their usual lunch table with the rest of their friends, and she’s waiting for Amanda to come in so she can apologize.
But then.
The cafeteria door opens, and in walks the school badboy, Lucien Bloodmarch, and the rest of his clique.
And he’s got an arm around Amanda’s shoulder, and she’s laughing at something he must’ve said, and she’s joking around with the others in the group, and they’re all looking at her as if she were the sun, and she fits in so well with them, like a missing piece of their puzzle.
And Emma R feels an unexpected spike of jealousy. Because that’s her best friend.
She’s so caught up in her own thoughts that she almost doesn’t hear Noah’s snide comment to Amanda as she and Lucien walk by with the rest of her group.
“Never would’ve thought badboys were your type, Amanda.”
And the group of 5 just stops short.
Amanda is confused and has no idea what Noah is talking about.
Lucien understands, but doesn’t bother to correct the guy despite how horrendously wrong he is.
(Ever since their fathers had started dating, he and Amanda had started spending more time together, and they ended up bonding over their shared rebellious streaks, problems with authority, and utter adoration of their dads.
She’s like the cool older sister he’d never wanted. He couldn’t see her in a romantic light if he wanted to.
And not to mention he’s gay.)
Lucien just smirks down at Noah.
“What, like it’s any of your business who she dates?”
Noah bristles at that, and looks like he’s about to start a fight right then and there.
But Emma R stops the fight before it can happen by getting up and asking Amanda if they can talk.
Amanda looks skeptical for a moment, before telling he others to go ahead.
Lucien, who’s having so much fun riling up Noah, smirks and says, “Sure thing, Panda,” before ruffling her hair and walking off with the others.
“Hey! You know dad’s the only one who can call me that!” she yells good-naturedly.
“You keep telling yourself that, Panda,” Ernest chimes in with a snicker as they walk away.
Amanda rolls her eyes and turns back to Emma R, her smile immediately slipping off her face to be replaced with an aloof expression.
“Well?” she asks, arms crossed, eyebrow raised.
Emma R is a little stunned, a little out of her depth. She’s not used to Amanda having inside jokes without her.
Emma R swallows her pride, apologizes to Amanda, asks if they can be friends again.
Amanda thinks it over for a long moment. She’s so tempted to say yes, to leave it all in the past and have her best friend back again.
But her father’s words echo in her mind, and she steels her heart.
“No,” she says.
Emma R looks taken aback.
“I don’t want to surround myself with people who would alienate me for absolutely no reason at all, people who would avoid me and talk behind my back. Real friends don’t do that. I deserve better.”
And with that, she turns around and stomps off after the rest of her new friends.
Emma R watches in astonishment.
Ernest gives Amanda a quick, one-armed hug as she rejoins the group.
Lucien says something too quiet for them to hear from so far away, before slinging an arm around Amanda’s neck and turning to smirk smugly at Emma R.
#ddadds#dream daddy#lucien bloodmarch#amanda ann#ddadds emma r#ddadds noah#ernest hemmingway vega#ddadds spoilers#dream daddy spoilers#bloodmarch family au
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