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japanese is such a kind language. like you forget a character it will hold ur hand and tell u that everything will be ok and you can just write it in hirigana and everyone will understand :)

and then chinese is like oh im sorry you forgot a character? youre illiterate. you mispronounce a word? your mother is now a horse

I think about this often 🫦

don’t fucking look at him. no paparazzi

A pair of my sims on my legacy finally tied the knot, and in celebration I made them an entire posepack of (pretty spicey) poses for them. I'm very pleased with them. :) These are marked as mature b/c there are some poses including that are extra saucey.

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Feeling Frisky 2 comes with:

10 Couple Poses for a Double Bed!

Do note that a majority of the poses will require the double bed not to have anything blocking the foot of the bed. I used one of the beds from Island Living, and one from Seasons to takes these screenshots.

To use Feeling Frisky 2 you will need: Andrew’s Pose Player and the Teleport Any Sim mod

TOU: don’t be a greedy jackass and try to make money off the shit I make.

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Check out all my poses here~

Steve Harvey: Rhys, "passed away" is a nice way of saying someone died. Name a not so nice way. Rhys Darby: I'd like to say, carked it. Steve Harvey: ... Rhys Darby: You know, as in, "What happened to that guy?" "Oh, he's carked it." Steve Harvey: He's cocked it? Rhys Darby: He's carked it. Steve Harvey: What a minute... Rhys Darby: Well, 'cause it's short for "carcass". Carcass? Fleur Saville: It's got an "r" in it. David Farrier: Yeah, carrrked. Fleur Saville: Carked it. Steve Harvey: Oh. Carked? Rhys, David, and Fleur all talking over each other: Carked it carked it carrrked carrr carked it Steve Harvey: What the hell's going on? Samba Schutte: I need subtitles for these guys sometimes too.

He's so pleased with himself.

The stories then that I personally especially enjoyed were:

* One Tongue by A.C. Quill: walking away from the Tower of Babel with light bdsm yearnings, gentle sex, and the beginnings of swapping languages * Draft by T.C. Mill: Shakespeare/Marlowe hang out, appropriately full of lush prose, references to their plays, and punnery lewd and otherwise. I especially obsessed over the "scent of rosewater and cloves" as the two get more intimate: evoking the "rose by any other name" of Shakespeare's work-in-progress, and the cloven hooves of Marlowe's current villain. * The Meaning of Anything by Kristan X, a consent negotiation, of which I noted: "Yes." * Noi Leggiavamo Per Diletto by Alex Freeman: polyglot geekery which instantly made me want more quotes, ideally in all six languages referred to * Cave Suckers by Elizabeth A Allen: Loved the voices and banter between the two, especially the punnery. It was stronger for me to begin with; the dialogue turned into a monologue which intended enthusiasm but came across to me as didacticism, and then a scene break cut to live action at which point I lost interest. * Under the Table by Rachel Kramer Bussel had a nice (lampshaded) turning of the tables * Planet Rolling Over by Peach Berman - I liked the weaving in of the book I know as Lamentations. The relationship in parts hits my kinks, in parts is just very real and caring. * First Time by Alex Yan - hot human/alien and especially human/android sex (with a cool worldbuilding setup) * Inkmanship by Melissa Snowden - interesting reversal of the more usual structure, in that it begins with the more graphic content and then shows the lead-up to it, culminating in a satisfying emotional resolution.

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what if Romantic!Leon was your college professor (or a teacher’s aide w/e) and secretly dated you? bent you over the desk during office hours, yes? 🫠 

why do I randomly come up with fic ideas that I can’t commit to yet?

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I have no explanation for this

if jin ling was born a girl...suppose as she nears 16, the chief cultivator pressures the jiang sect into another marriage alliance to replace the one lost when yanli & zixuan died. they don't have the same last name after all, it's not officially incest if it's a sister's relative, hmm? but jin ling was practically raised by jiang cheng, she's horrified at the prospect of marrying her uncle who is almost like her father. she understands the political need but she assumes jiang cheng won't actually want to touch her sexually.

except the night of their wedding he's on her like a ravenous wolf, spreading her legs and eating her ripe little cunt like a starving man until she's open and dripping and can take his cock without any pain. he fills her with his cum over and over that night while she cries 'uncle, uncle' and writhes underneath him in confused ecstasy.

Maiden Jin deserves no less

Mountainous Hunger - Yunobo x F!Reader (NSFW)

*Picks self off the ground* Okay...ya’ll are just gonna have to take this from my sinful hands. You voted for him, I delivered and whew...even I was not ready.  Reader is written afab/female - and Yunobo is about to eat it like he’s starving, enjoy!:

“Oh! Oh Yunobo!~” was the soft giggle that chimed into the ears of the Goron champion. His responding chuckle was light against your neck - airy, but playful - as he pressed another kiss there. Your nails gently roamed over the expanse of his broad shoulders, squeezing him in tighter against you. The weight of his impossibly solid frame spilled desire into you, the close proximity and his encompassing warmth writing notes on your skin of his love and want for you. Yunobo’s large hand smoothed the curve of your hip, coming to wrap around to your back. Eased into a gentle arch, his lips moved to your collarbone, the blunt corners of his teeth skimming your delicate skin. It brought shivers down your spine. His opposite hand slid over your soft stomach, his large thumb resting just under the weight of your naked breast.  A soft bite at the juncture of your neck and shoulder.  “Mmf!” came your lip-bitten moan. The broad flatness of Yunobo’s tongue eased any harshness out of his nibble - a stroke on your skin that made you physically shudder in his hands. These were all moves your Goron beau had long perfected. Countless kisses, gentle guiding, and plenty of time to boot had Yunobo laying kiss after sensual kiss on your lips, neck, and chest like as though he’d been the one wooing you from the start. His ability to quickly pick up how to please you was applause worthy - but truly you knew he was eager to learn due to how deeply he cared for you.  And oh, you were so apprehensive about having to break his bravado.  The ache in your belly called for something more. Something new. Different entirely, and yet you were already well acquainted with the necessities. He kissed a spot just under your jaw that pulled a needy “Yunooo” from you. Your licentious whining stirred a low hum from the Goron. A slowly huff fanned the heat of his breath over your neck as he rumbled out, “Tell me what you want, my love.”  Oh, you felt like kicking yourself for what you were about to do - pulling him out of this bravado - it was doing wonders for your loins hearing the gravel make its way into his vocal chords. A deep inhale as you steeled yourself, “I...I want you to kiss me, Yunobo.” The roundness of his cheeks shown the faintest of blushes, but he takes your words at face value and leans in towards your face. Gently, your fingers tap against his lips, stopping him from the kiss he thinks you’re talking about. This is where your words got caught in your throat. You know what you have to say and yet you were finding it so hard to be upfront without being crudely blunt. Yunobo’s expression took on some confusion: If you didn’t want him to kiss your lips...where did you want him to kiss? He just finished placing kisses on your neck and shoulders, all things you seemed to love. Did you want more? If so, why did you stop him? Watching his puzzled face grow even more so, you reeled yourself in quickly. Averting your gaze from the deep blue of his, you bit your bottom lip, “Kiss me...lower.” Navy hues flicked to the roundness of your tits and then back up to your shied away face. Your head would shake in a negative, “...Lower.” His sizable hands skimmed the expanse of your tummy,  “Here, goro?” he questioned, only to watch your cheeks burn as you shook your head once more. Slowly you took his fingers and guided them down your hips, stopping just at the juncture between your inner thighs and where you actually wanted him. Yunobo reveled in the softness of your plush thighs in his grip, an inkling of what you needed beginning to form in his thoughts. In a shaky breath, with your heart thrumming in your chest, you exhaled, “I-In between...Kiss me there.” The hitch in his breathing was missed by you, though you did feel the way his hands curled around your legs, absentmindedly pulling them open further to reveal your barely clothed sex. Yunobo tries desperately to swallow his nerves: you two have had sex before - he knows the difference between your anatomy and his. Knows that’s where you experience the most pleasure from. He’s touched you there briefly plenty of times, listened to the sounds you’ve made when he does, but he’s never kissed you there.  “Y-Ya sure...?” Yunobo doesn’t know why he asks the question, apprehension perhaps - maybe he even thinks he might hurt you (which he realizes is silly at this point in your relationship) but the inquiry slips from him regardless. At your affirmative nod, his eyes drag back down your body. He remembers those sounds you made before - when he’s rubbed short strokes over your lower lips and circled that little bundle of nerves right before sliding home. The whines and whimpers...would it be the same way with his mouth? Curiosity began to build in him, and though his brow was turned up with some concern, Yunobo would still slide himself down toward the edge of the bed. Hooking his thumbs through the fabric of your panties, you bit your lip as you caught a sense of eagerness in his movements. Nothing too overenthusiastic, but definitely present. Looking down at him, his face gave a look of concentration; a wave of appreciation hit your chest at how determined he was to try this with you, taking a mental note to reward him for it later.  To your surprise, Yunobo slotted his shoulders just under backs of your knees, the flex of his biceps noticeable as he settled his face between your thighs. As much as he tried to wear a brave face, there was still plenty of worry woven into the Goron’s features. He pressed a featherlight kiss to the inside of your thigh. The sensation swept a wave of anxious excitement through you - the reality of what was to happen next settling in. His lips would cover over your thighs, alternating between each after a few kisses. The anticipation building in you was beginning to make you restless, even with him drawing soothing circles into your legs. When he stopped for a moment, you scooted your hips closer to his face, whining a soft “Please...”, the torment from his close proximity evident in your voice. He hears your plea, feels his cheeks blaze from the need laced in your tone. His breath fans over your mound, making you shudder, he’s so close, so so close.  A thick gulp, followed by a rough exhale. Powerful desire is beginning to stir in his chest. The sounds of your soft noises, the wiggle in your hips, the way your pussy is starting to glisten all just from the very little bits of affection he’s paid you so far. Will you like it when he actually does it? He doesn’t want to screw this up - but the way your legs keep tensing and relaxing on his shoulders... His grip on your thighs grew a fraction more tense.  “You’ll...” he started, swallowing one more time as he eyed your pussy with an unfamiliar sense of hunger, “Y-You’ll tell me if I’m doing something wrong...right, goro?”  You blinked at his question, trying to pull yourself out of the haze of want to form an answer. “Yes, Yuno,” came your breathless reply. And it was something about the way your voice was wrapped in lust already. Something in the way he could hear your lungs ready to pant, the way your chest was already rising and falling faster than usual. Something about the way he wanted to make you say “Yes” over and over...that his roughened hands spreading your thighs farther apart. One last quick exhale, his eyes coming down in a half-lidded gaze, Yunobo unfurled his large tongue from his mouth and dipped into your heat. The saturated squish of his wet muscle curled back into his mouth, a considerable sheen of your essence coating his tongue. He couldn’t describe the taste of you, but he knew he was interested in trying more. Once more his tongue slid into you, this time taking more time to glide along what parts of your spongy walls he could reach. Your breath came in short pants, hissing sweetly at each roll of his tongue inside you. Simply feeling the way his mouth explored had you trying hard to keep your composure and just relax in his hold; you wanted your boyfriend to take his time with you, make himself comfortable in learning your body this way.  But Yunobo would have other plans. Determined to make you as breathless as you sounded before and then some, he pulled his tongue from your folds, slowly laying the flat of his tongue along your slit and dragging upward. The broad lick immediately became more focused, circling around the most sensitive part of you. Your inhale was sharp - your nails finding his hands and digging as best you could. The slow rotations of the tip of his tongue only served to make you impatient - you needed more. “Please, please, please” you begged in a whisper. It seared a primal flame in the Goron’s belly. You’d been holding back your moans, holding out until you were closer. Dark blue eyes studied your features twisting in aching need - he was doing this to you, making you feel this way. His face flushed a deep crimson (though the pride in his chest expanded) whilst he refocused on the task at hand; in one fell swoop his tongue dove back into your pussy and sealed over your clit. Immediately your back arched, hips pushing upward and pressing more of you against his face; your voice broke past a faint whisper into a full whine now. This was a sound he was more familiar with - that keen in your pitch that he recognized when you were taking him at full length.  Who knew he could do the same with just his mouth?  Giving your clit a soft suck, he suddenly felt fingers cascading through the lengthy curls of his hair. You wove your hands into his locks for purchase, while simultaneously pressing his face inward.  Well, if more is what you needed... Yunobo wound his tongue back, still with his lips pressing over your clit. It was messy in sound - a wet slurp and pop as he relinquished your sensitive flesh from the suction of his mouth. Oh but did that only serve to make you wetter. The Goron champion pulled back from your heat only for to take in the sight of you. Your lips were freshly bitten, your nipples fully at attention, and your hand - still very much clinging to his hair. You were beautiful in your ecstasy, but Yunobo was losing his sense for softness here. With your pussy dripping just a tongue’s touch away, the Goron slid into something a little more brutish.  Immediately he dove back into your depths, mouth much more eager while he greedily ate you. His hands held your thighs firmly in place around his head. If you were going to make sure his mouth stayed where it was, then Yunobo - whether he knew his instincts were intending to or not - would not let your body run from the way he was currently devouring you. This time he pulled sounds from you that would normally have you both flustered and hiding; you were too busy throwing your head back with your thighs trembling in Yunobo’s hands, the latter of which was far too engrossed in tasting you to care about how loud you were possibly being. In fact, he wanted to hear more of you. Something overcame him, a need to please you his only thought. He needed to push you over the edge, wanted so badly to make you cum just like this. He swirled his tongue back inside you again, relishing in the needy moan that tumbled from your lips.  “Yunoooo ungh, that feels...!” a gasp from you cut your words off when you felt his nose rub into your clit, all while he drank from your slit. Your fingers involuntarily curled in his soft, white hair, yanking at the strands as another mewl fell from your mouth. The slight shock of pain had Yunobo groaning into your cunt - it was something low and starved, a timbre that sent shivers rolling over your hips. As Yunobo lapped eagerly at your slickness, you felt heat beginning to rise up your calves and thighs. Your free hand rolled over a nipple, pinching the delicate flesh to life and sending shockwaves directly to your pussy - a point of pleasure intensified tenfold by the languid strokes of your Goron beau’s tongue diving deep inside of you. Much to your surprise, you felt a hand slide from your thigh to smooth over the curve of your hip and upward. It wasn’t until you felt the rougher edges of his work-worn palm at your chest did you realize that he was cupping your breast, his thick thumb brushing over your nipple in quick strokes.  Ever faster was your body heating up, the various methods of stimulation sending your loins into a frenzy. Yunobo’s silver tongue already eating your pussy with incredible skill, the way his big hands handled you so tenderly - but the herculean grip in his fingers on your legs earlier being the reminder of his actual strength; the dusting of red across his rounded cheeks and the low, gravelly almost growl as he pleasured you - it was all encompassing. Pressing your chest into the palm that gently massaged your breast, you whined, “Ohhh god, Yunobo, just like tha-ahh!” Another round circular motion on your clit with his rounded end of his nose. It was clear to you now his intentions: he wasn’t stopping until you completely unraveled before him. Luckily for him, you didn’t need much longer. Your body truly began to shake now, your breathing labored by your moans and pants.  Your heels dug into the rocks on his back, toes curling, electricity surging up your hips. Yunobo knew you were close by the way his name was falling from your lips like a mantra. With one final, wet glide of his tongue he took in every last drop of you before sealed his lips and the flat of his tongue over your clit and sucking.  “YUNOBO!” your voice a mix between a screech and a gasp, a blaze of white hot heat furiously enveloping your entire body as you came hard in his mouth. You could almost hear your beloved purr from how throaty his wanting groan was as he drank you up, still supplying your convulsing walls with stroke after stroke of his lithe tongue. After long it became too much to bear and your tiny squeaks of being way past your orgasm led to you snapping your thighs at his earholes and trying to gently shove him away with your heels.  “T-Too much, Yuno, s’too much, ah!” came your overstimulation yelps. It was then he finally snapped out of it, pulling from your thighs and very carefully setting your legs back down. You watched if only for a moment, the visual of him licking his lips just after what transpired cause your belly to flutter. His breath was a tad heavy, but Yunobo encased you in his large arms within seconds, pressing your back to his chest. He hummed contently into your hair,  “Was that good, my love?”  Your jaw nearly fell from your skull at how innocently he posed that question. You needed to will your eyes not to roll toward the back of your head the way your body was still glowing from the sheer power of that orgasm. With your hand falling over the one of his that held your waist, you breathlessly whispered,  “I...didn’t know you were so good at this.”  You felt his chest rumble in an air light chuckle, “You’d be the first t’know, goro...I’ve...never done that before.” The shyness in his voice sent your heart skyrocketing. Your sweet, sweet Goron boyfriend...a very enthusiastic pussy eater. Who would’ve known? You snuggled into his chest a little more comfortably, “You were incredible, Yuno...and apparently full of surprises.”  That, he laughed a little harder at before pressing kisses into your shoulder blade. Knowing he made you feel as good as you were telling him settled waves of pride in his chest. “Love you, diamond girl,” his saccharine words fanned over your skin.  Your lip wobbled with an overwhelming surge of loving swimming in your chest. You turned ever so slightly to press a loving kiss to his cheek, “Love you too, Yuno~”

i think it's important to note that the same articulators used in human language (hands for sign languages and mouth for spoken languages) are also used in a lot of lesbian sex. i think there's probably likely a deeper meaning there.

Breathe. Laidback. Chin up.

SculptsO

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING 👅

One thing I find interesting is that one word that people struggle with pronouncing is when learning English, French, and German is the word squirrel in all three respective languages (squirrel, écureuil, and eichörnchen). I just like to think of the mutual struggle of language learners struggling to pronounce the name of a glorified tree rat.