I'm still sure that there are motoGP rider on this side.
Or do you mean to look me in the eyes and tell me that Marc "I buy Vale merch every 2 weeks" Marquez and Marco "I was searching the paddock for riders and met Vale" Bezzecchi had to opportunity to join 2012-2015 tumblr, probably a hugh mess of informations, videos, pics and I don't even wanna know what else about motogp (->Vale) and said... Naaa? We don't need that. That's ridiculous. Embarrassing?
NO!
They were the ones posting. Refreshing the dash on an hourly bases for new stuff. They were the ones inserting questionable caption simply because they knew no one would expect them here and it's easy to stay anonymous. They liked even worst stuff.
And Jorge did the same for Dani. Have you seen that man's insta? He's using every chance to be insubtle about him.
Cele was/ is definitely on tumblr. He has the vibes and is young enough. Have you seen his face? That's the face of a kid that grew up on tumblr.
Franky probably too. Idk. I wouldn't be surprised.
Luca, Pecco and Migno - Migno probably only now but the others - nope. Saw it once and decided to keep their sanity.
Alex has tumblr but was never on motogp tumblr. (not after seeing that one fic about his brother sucking Vale's dick in their shared childhood bedroom when visiting after a season)
Okay I found this Italian TV commercial starring the VR46 Academy boys! Tune in if you want to watch Luca and Cele as altar boys and Pecco on his knees confessing.
TW: Uccio. As a priest.
Apologies I could only download this poor quality video and had to alter it a little. You can find the video here.
How likely is it for them to hit on you with "faccio una carbonara che non la batte nessuno" (i make an amazing carbonara)
Believe it or not, this is a thing Italian men use to flirt. Unfortunately.
Diggia: 10/10. I've never seen a man who looks like he's about to try and amaze me with his (mid) carbonara more than him in my whole life, ever
Enea: 9/10. No. Stop booing. Deconstruct the myth of soft boy Enea. Let's face it: he's truly too coatto not to.
Bez: 5/10. He's spiritually 10/10 but he is aware of his complete lack of culinary skills and his inability at making a carbonara. He offers you a piadina instead.
Pecco: 7/10. Does he have the skill to back it up? Debatable. Does he have the confidence? Oh, absolutely.
Luca: 3.5/10. Probably has the skills to back it up, seems socially aware enough to realize that it's a terrible pick up line.
Mig: 8/10. Too much of an Italian man to not get this rating. Probably undercooks the egg.
Cele: 6/10. Not as confident as Pecco, but I can picture him saying "faccio una carbonara da paura" in my mind and that's enough.
Franky: 5/10. Seems like a normal individual and the most well adjusted out of all of them. I was debating whether to give him a 3 or a 4 but unfortunately, he's from Rome.
Vale: 8/10. Does not have the skill to back it up in any way.