#Bitch??
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Well, so far I'd like to strangle all of them but one:
I'm sorry, are you allergic to me??
Sage? No, no; that's my pickaxe.
Useful. Adorable. Perfect.
I've never questioned the unethical state of shark-fin soup so many times in my life.
#my art#tloz#totk#cw language#I'm uh#still not done with the game#any time I needed riju she'd just...nope the fuck out.#yunobo is a glorified pickaxe. that is all.#tulin is perfect and I will not take criticism#any time I was looking down the scope sidon would just walk in front of me????#like??#bitch??
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STOP REDUCING PAVITR'S CHARACTER TO FUCKING CHAI HE'S LITERALLY SPIDERMAN
#GODDAMN#LITERALLY FUCKING STOP#LIKE WTF IS CHAIPUNK#BITCH??#DONT FUCKING PISS ME OFF#pavitr prabhakar#im so fucking sick of this shit#yall dont deserve him#like genuinely fuck off#spider man: across the spider verse#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman india
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i need to tan so bad oh my god why did my pakistani friend look at me today and with a straight fucking face say ‘whenever i see you and don’t look at your face i keep thinking i’m talking a white person’.
#BITCH??#i’m so pale it’s actually sickening#no but i have white person hands and white person legs and white person arms it’s actually a bit scary#i was so offended she wasn’t even insulting me she just stopped mid convo to drop this??#shellxrls.txt
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I am embarrassed about the physical reaction the towel scene got out of me just now, my abs hurt from squealing so much I am RESTLESS
#this is wild like its absolutely ridiculous#because i just casually catch up with this show right im not highly invested in these two#and i had seen just like a ss of the scene and thought oh ok a peck#bitch??#suddenly im more invested in these than in any other couple just because the whole thing hit me#like he is obv hitting on him and he sees buxia is hesitant so he tests the water first and the stupid grin on his face and the way buxia#doesnt know what to do with himself and clutches his own pants and#i am not okayyy#its so cute fuck offf#stay by my side
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“레드벨벳 Red Velvet 'The ReVe Festival 2022 - Birthday' - ODD RECIPE WENDY
🎧 2022.11.28. 6PM KST”
@RVsmtown
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Akkala stable buns real and I don't get the recipe??
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why did someone just tag my art as “text post”
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40k note oli theorionsound
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you may think your only options are
but in fact you can
#being so brave about it#bitching and moaning#sorry for the lack of ids#im in so much pain rn#ahahhahahahahah#cloud nonsense
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
#its me im bitches#malevolent#arthur lester#ofmd#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#you knowwww#insert fandom here kinda vibes
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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Can you pull on my hair daddy? 🙈
source: maplemistyx
#18+ only#adult model#beauttiful girls#egirl#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#spicy content#sexy chick#onlyf@nz#huge titts#i sell content#amazing body#cutie w a bootie#amazing beauty#thick and juicy#hot as fuck#natural titts#nudity#naughty#nice tiitted girl#sexy titts#+18 only#onlyfitgirls#sweet and sexy#adult entertainment#bikini babe#sexy bitch#cute blond#lovely breasts#beautiful#beautiful body
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
#lindsey shut up#bitch king of angstmar ✌🏻#I do recall having some lord of the rings related dreams but none of this#lotr#lord of the rings#this post brought to you by buspirone ig#shoutout to GROND
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me making my ocs kiss is an advanced form of making my barbies kiss when i was 6. if only kid me could see me now
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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!
Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.
#see great gatsby#or wuthering heights#I LOVE wuthering heights#but do I give a shit about any of those bitches?#lol no
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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