Tumblr bots and scammers really need to learn how to cater to their Tumblr audience. Look, all I'm saying is they'd be much more successful at robbing people if their spam messages/asks looked like this:

Hello 👋🤩 It's me, The Doctor 🪛👨‍⚕️ and my TARDIS 🟦🚨 has crash landed 😱🛸💥🔥 and I need you 👉👈 to transfer £1000 🤑💸 so I can repair it 🛠️🪛🪛🔨 I would appreciate 🥰 it and give you a free 💸 trip 🚗 through time ⌚ and space 🛸🌌 as a reward 💸💸💸🎁 Please hurry 😥😰 Allons-y 🏃