Me, to my Mami: "I've spend the last two days being sick basically dropping down into formula 1 hell and have now officially decided to be weirdly invested in these people and cars going vroom."

My Mami, who's been watching formula 1 these past 30 years: "After spending years making fun of me for liking it? Well, who's your favorite driver? I know you liked Michael Schuhmacher when you were younger, but that was because he was wearing red and winning a lot and you thought the name was funny. I know Vettel has retired, but if you just decided to watch whatever, I know you'll like him. Lewis Hamilton? He's fantastic and a joy to watch and quite amazing. Please don't tell me it's Alonso though. Oh, Ricciardo seems like someone you'd like!"

Me: "......."

My Mami: "......."

My Mami: "Is it Kimi Räikkönen?"

Me, very softly: "Bwoah <3"