stiles in 1x12: code breaker

Some days when Davey and Kath are hanging out together and get bored, Kath changes her preferences on dating apps to just men and they sit and absolutely rip into the men that show up as a bonding activity. They both fully embrace the inner bitchiness. Jack walked in on one of these sessions and was awestruck how creative Davey could get with his insults.

After Kath starts dating Sarah, she asks if it's ok to keep her profiles for this reason and Sarah agrees as long as she gets to join in. Jack is a little confused about the intricate ritual they have going, but he's delighted to see three of his favourite people getting on so well.

Just rewatched the episode where Chris hums the song I HATE HIM!!

been avoiding summit spoilers until I get better headphones and I was doing SO well until I saw ONE post

IM SONSORRY I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALSO AWARE OF BBH AND HIM STILL BEING ON THE DREAM DEFENSE SQUAD ITS WHY I WAS WRITING DREAMSUMA SMUT A COUPLE DAYS AGO CAUSE THE MAN IS UP TO NO GOOD (GROOMING) AND BBH WAS LIKE “now they will know the truth” or some shit

i’m so sorry i forced u to experience this info

i thought you were writing dreamsuma for fun, it felt completly within character for you

monkey wrench episode 3 duuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

newest obsession is henry cavill… yes

tagged by the lovely @hrhgeorgerussell to share five songs i have on repeat these days 🎶 .... oh dear. i feel like this is going to be very revealing, hahaha 🙈

AUS23 (1:1) by Charles Leclerc (yes, really)

If This Was A Movie by Taylor Swift (of course there's a taylor song on here!!! i die if i'm not obsessively re-listening to at least one of her songs per week, i think.)

Meditation from Thaïs by Massenet (okay, so, i've been doing a LOT of research & academic writing lately, and i can't listen to music with lyrics while i do that bcs i get distracted. so, classical it is. and Meditation, cliché of a choice as it may be, really is one of my favourites ever to listen to)

Eyes Closed by Ed Sheeran, specifically the piano version (what can i say? this song hit all the right notes for me. pun intended, of course)

The Alcott by The National, feat...... Taylor Swift (all i'm saying is "everything that's mine is a landmine // did my love aid and abet you?" this one SLAPS, bestie.)

i'm going to tag... hm, to be honest i have no idea who's done this/been tagged already, so my apologies if i double-tag anyone! but if any of you feel like giving this a go: @boxboxbrioche @welightitup @effervescentdragon @hourcat @mssr-monagato @river-ocean @duquesademiel @wolfiemcwolferson @pinkierre @yukierres 💕🎶

Nice double standards and virtue-signaling you got there in the Sailor Moon tags. So ships like Demande/Serenity are okay because it’s “only” non-con while ships like Demande/Saphir which is actually fully consensual and reciprocated in the 90’s anime verse deserve to be called out and labeled as “proship” simply because of an arbitrary and meaningless “brothers” label which you can just headcanon away and it’s never even explicitly confirmed in-canon whether they’re actual brothers or not?

Do you antis even realize what makes incest so disgusting and evil in real life to begin with? Because aside from inbreeding it’s pretty much usually pedophilic grooming, and do you know why pedophilic grooming is considered so wrong in the first place? Because it’s inherently non-consensual!

So inbreeding and pedophilic grooming, two things that don’t apply to Demande/Saphir because they’re consenting adult men close in age who we don’t even know the background of so for all we know “nii-san” is just a term Saphir uses to call Demande because they’re close or it’s like Kaeluc’s relationship in Genshin Impact and they’re not literal brothers - by blood or even adoptive wise. For all we know they may not have even grown up together in the same household, that’s the point, we don’t know and so fans can interpret it any way they want.

But good job only condemning the harmless consenting adult gay ship just because they have the ~brothers~ label attached, ZOMG THE HORROR!!! 😱 While simultaneously turning a blind eye to the actual non-con het ship just because they don’t have that icky “relatives” label attached to them.

Congratulations, once again you antis played yourselves and proven you’re all a bunch of hypocrites and fake woke. 🤡 You don’t actually care about Social Justice, if you did you would condemn and call out all non-con ships, not just the gross “pedo/incest” ones. You lot rarely do though so I know you’re just using wokeism as an excuse to both gain social/popularity cred and bully those people and things you deem as “weird/gross” like the neurotypical bitchy mean girl normies that you are.

Well, as Regina from Mean Girls would say: “Gretchen, stop trying to make fictional consenting adult “brothers” ships being considered problematic happen, it’s not going to happen!”

hey so this has been in my ask box for months i just need other people to see this what the fuck even is this

Not watching because I know exactly how this is gonna go and I am pre emptively mad about it

Mahiru: Me and Peko are having a baby.

Hiyoko: Aw, that gre-

Mahiru, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It’s you, sign here.

Having a full blown Luke crisis DNI

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

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