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sevens-evan · 5 years

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Fuffy for the ship scenario?

this got long so it’s under the cut! send me ships here :)

Fake dating:

i have nothing good rn but they go to a gay club to track a demon because Plot. and make out because Plot™.

Bodyswap:

i mean. it has Technically canonically occurred but in my head they get cursed or some shit in season 3 and there’s of course the inevitable awkwardness of the trope but also??? buffy is freaked out because faith is literally on edge all the time? like she can’t even fucking sleep in faith’s body because it’s so programmed into her muscle memory to be ready to fight for her life at all fucking times. and even though their friends all know what’s going on, faith can’t help but notice that everyone looks at her differently in buffy’s body, they all look at her like she belongs instead of like she’s some kind of intruder or curiosity or what-have-you, and she doesn’t want to but she ends up kind of enjoying it because even though the scoobies are all trying to let her into the group, faith is still the newcomer, the outsider, and for a day or two she isn’t, and she realizes that that acceptance is all she really wants. and then they understand each other and support each other and fall in love and nothing is sad ever

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it:

i do not like this trope! it is a Bad Trope™ and i think fandom would be better off if we left it behind! (however the one scenario i would accept it in: do yall remember that one episode in s4 where the ghosts of abused kids take over a frat house and buffy and riley just fuck the whole time which somehow powers the possession? yeah it was a weird ep, and riley was there so i’ve mostly repressed it. however, in a different and far superior version of season 4 where buffy is already dating the love of her life instead of the human embodiment of an empty, slightly damp corn husk, i would accept faith and buffy being the sex battery in that episode. but kill this trope. please.

Dark!fic:

i can’t think of anything good rn but here’s a shitty idea: buffy agrees to hide finch’s death in s3, and from there it spirals downward as faith gets wilder and wilder to hide her guilt, and buffy follows her down because it’s faith and she’ll be able to reach her, eventually, she’s sure of it. only she can’t, and they both end up working for the mayor. at first buffy excuses it as going undercover, gathering information, and faith feeds that illusion. then suddenly they’re being sent on worse and worse assignments—torturing people, dragging them back to the mayor, getting rid of bodies—until he sends them out to kill someone. faith does it, and buffy helps, and then buffy runs, because no matter how much she loves faith, this is not what she wanted. and she tries to help, tries to get faith out, but it’s too late; faith is too far gone.

Secret kinks:

faith has a praise kink and i Will Die On That Hill

Their first kiss:

they both expect it to be some big dramatic thing (since obviously they both think about it a Lot) and then faith is over for dinner one night and joyce is off doing something and buffy and faith have a moment on the couch where they kinda look at each other and it isn’t important or dramatic or life-or-death or any of that, but buffy kisses faith and it’s right, which is way better than all the other shit anyway

Meeting the parents:

joyce meets faith obvi very early on, and in my version she’s like ah, yes. A Child™. and decides that faith is Hers now thank you very much, and so when joyce finally figures out what’s going on with faith and buffy, she’s temporarily disoriented and a little weirded out, but she gets over that pretty quickly because it just feels so wrong trying to be mad at them for hiding their relationship or weirded out that they’re gay (because, honestly. they were basically dating for months before they were actually dating; even joyce, denial and repression extraordinaire, picked up on that.) and then they’re all just one big family with a lot of issues but way more love

Moving in together:

they don’t really like. Decide to? faith shows up at buffy’s halfway through s3 needing a place to stay because the motel kicked her out, and joyce of course lets her stay, and then (after faith doesn’t go evil because fuck you) buffy graduates and goes off to college and faith gets a job and her own place and buffy moves in with faith instead of on campus because why not, she’ll have more space, and then they start dating and just. never move Out and away from each other?

A crossover of my choice:

i once saw a carmilla/btvs crossover on ao3 and i didn’t read it but i think about it a lot, partially because lil baby freshman me who was fucking Obsessed with carmilla would live for it and partially because i just think all the characters would be amazing around each other. faith and carmilla as best friends who as far as anyone knows have never had an actual conversation, and willow gets laura into witchcraft and becomes best friends with laf because Science, and xander and kirsch are bros, and wow i’m getting way too excited about this. anyways carmilla convinces faith to stop beating herself up about a past that she can’t change, and then faith and buffy make out and then they all beat up demons together

An au of my choice:

this is the Nichest fuckin shit but i play steel drums and i have this incredibly niche idea where they all just. play steel drums. in their high school steel drum band. listen it sounds so dumb but listen to me i already know what drums they all play. anyways in this au angel is on drum set until he graduates and then faith replaces him and buffy is like oh. oh hot drummer girl okay. and then they’re gay and play bad covers of pop songs with their steel drum band. it’s a beautiful idea.

#anon #answered #buffy x faith #btvs

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