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seokjinsonlyone · 2 years

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I have an unserious question 👀

Who in bts do you think is a tits guy/ass guy? And why do you think so?

unserious is my specialty thank you for ordering we finna divide this one into 2 teams

team 🍑

jungkook: 🤨 do i really need to explain this one?

hobi: i would’ve been clueless for him had i not seen hobipalooza but there were 2 very distinct moments where he completely exposed himself one was when he was performing chicken noodle soup with becky g and there was this moment where it seemed like she was finna throw it back and homeboy was right behind her ready to catch it and then there was a moment in i can’t remember which song but literally just rewatched it it was either the dynamite tropical remix or ego when sienna was bent over shaking it and he went up behind her and he pretended to smack it like when i tell you my jaw was dropped

joon: source: trust me bro

jimin: this mans favorite artist is usher like usher talk about twerking it out too much for him not to be and then there’s that one moment from ptd vegas that went viral of him smacking it in the air and you know exactly what i’m talking about that video was all i seen for a week straight like i literally was on tiktok and that video popped up on my fyp six times in a row as soon as i opened it

team 🍒

v: idk why i called him v but it came out in the moment so we sticking wit it neway tbh he just seems like he likes to motorboat like idk i just see him calling someone mommy nd sucking on they nipples 😭

i said there was gonna be 2 teams until i made it here so there’s now 3 teams

team 🤷‍♀️

kim “never let em know your next move” seokjin? i could not say for surely at all like he’s an enigma fr i don’t even wanna try to type him bc i think the probability of me being proven wrong is too high i also feel like he equally appreciates both but he probably gets off on a pretty face more than anything

and then there’s yoongi now i would go out on a limb and stick him on team 🍑 bc i’m just thinking about how he was breaking his freaking neck at the ama’s last year tryna get a good look at chloe’s performance but right after having that thought i just imagined me asking him which he preferred and in my head and him replying “they’re both just flesh why do i have to like one over the other” and it pissed me off so imma just say i don’t know but if i HAD to choose i would go head and say team 🍑 but he likes to be ambiguous SO IDK

#ask #ANYONE TRYNA COME THROUGH WITH RECEIPTS TO SUPPORT OR REFUTE MY CLAIMS????#ask of interest

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