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Malevolent Podcast Screamalong, Part 5??? Eps 15-17

Ooooh hints at traumatic backstory time!

I've got different theories on the back burner for Arthur's kid and/or wife. Would be interesting if Arthur's wife is the one who shoved John in the book and that's part of what changed him

The psuedopod named John can't quite separate from the whole colony huh

Arthur has a bit of trouble with victimization and priorities here

"I miss your method of emotional expression" "I don't."

John all "Maybe you wouldn't be so emotionally constipated if you just had a piano and could compose"

The meatsuit is taking some significant damage so far this ep

I hope you're up to date on your tetanus shots

John we talked about underestimating other eldritch entities

"Oh fuuuuck" "Yes"

Many problems, one solution. *flicks lighter*

Meatsuit really be going through it this time

"That was not a very well thought-out plan" No shit Sherlock

I've been through too many games where ANY resources are useful so watching them bypass loot is like "Noooooooo what are you doing"

BRING ANY WATER YOU HAVE Noooo

"Foolproof" ahahaha no

"What do we do" "Die horribly."

John all ". . . Uh how about not"

Lovely is exactly the right word for it. WORMS WORMS WORMS and that's totally what was on the desk in the boat because eyaaaagh

Arthur trying for the charisma roll!

That did . . . not really work

Each of you guys keep swinging wildly between kill everything-forgive things - and I can't really keep track of any logic behind it

Did y'all not remember your plot quest marker

"I wasn't enough." and John immediately up in arms like "who said that?!"

And you keep swinging between the "Do things / don't do things"

Always always going down

Arthur's turn to do the "Here's some existential terror"

"Can you give me more poems, please?"

Chirpy-thing had better not be evil *hard stare*

Or die horribly. We like chirpy salamander.

Seeing eye-demon is leaving out vital details

Plot points~~~

You guys really could have avoided a lot of that drama if you just threw dignity to the wind and flat-belly-squiggled to reach that

Aaaaand then things continue downward

At least when you're at the bottom there's nowhere to go but up???

It's one of your old friends, a chute!

Meat puppet is really taking a beating lately; you need another Wraith refresh

I would be bitching so bad about the "Quietly!" "You do this quietly!"

100% on Arthur's side of Read The Damn Book. Knowledge!

And that's how we're both going to die in Forbidden Fucked Up Fantasyland

"We're going to do this if it kills us" Mmmmmm not the best thing to say

Oh now you're on team Murder, you guys really do keep swapping

Many problems, one solution!

insert Jason Good Place Bortles gif

And then we get the traumatic backstory!

"I failed, that day" "You won't fail again"

Aw, John taking ownership/protectorship of this sad fucked up human

ohhhhh that doesn't sound good

Every time John does a "no that way" I imagine his left hand hauling Arthur to one side or the other

For once, upwards!

Arthur sorta waivers between low-key suicidal ideation and high key and with that poem reference. . . oof.

"Well you have me there" that was VERY fond <3

#Wind is a ridiculous creature #Screamalong #Malevolent podcast #eps 15-17 #100% would be doomed for reading the Forbidden Scripture whatever that will break your brain #just on the basis of *Fuck it it MIGHT help and I won't know unless I KNOW*

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