mexican dream said "sounds like someones a little too mentally ill... goodbye!"

A malewife is a male that takes on the traditionally “wife” duties of the household. You’re too cis-coded to be that however.

...Okay.

thank you so much for tagging me @ropoto and @emilysjjareau <33

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling or email // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future (we don’t have time to unpack this one)

no pressure tags: @sadgirlml @jaspxr @spacecowboyhotch @gettingrailedbyreid <3

i simply ADORE idog poogle!!!!!! <3

10: favorite trio

Definitely octatrio. They have such a complex and interesting dynamic, I wish we could've seen more of them when they were kids and first years.

I saw my silly guy and folded like a chair

hey @change-this-asap how about you buy some facewash instead of crying about hades and persephone on tumblr? (loving)

Has the "Yeah we gay, keep scrolling" meme been done with with Squatizi yet

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

wilbur really apologized to niki perma killed a man killed a sheep and then dipped . respect

I’m so sorry but I need his fingers in me.

i’m so serious when i say i think about this photo of roberta every single day

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

20. you're hosting your first big sleepover. who do you invite?

Definitely the first years, i love those guys and we'd definitely have lots of fun. 90% chance it'll end up in chaos but i say it's worth it.

On the other hand, a sleepover with the Diasomnia squad would also be fun and interesting. Having Lilia tell stories of his travels or baby malleus, silver and sebek would be so cute.

stop following me unless you're gonna follow for my ocs‼️

KA'MEISHA X DEUCE FOREVER 🫶🏾

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love