i want them all tick tock

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[ junior year of high school, 2011 ] [6:05am] kaia ➝ teagan: hey ur awake right[6:08am] kaia ➝ teagan: TEAGS U BETTER BE AWAKE[6:08am] kaia ➝ teagan: U SAID U WOULD DRIVEM TO SCHOOL TODAY[6:08am] kaia ➝ teagan: TEAGS I DEADASS DON’T HAVE A RIDE ITS TOO LATE FOR ME TO TAKE THE BUS[8:04am] kaia ➝ teagan: fuck u i walked n hitch hiked w a soccer mom on the way .

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[ sophomore year of college, 2013 ] [2:14am] kaia ➝ teagan: i know graham is ur boyfriend and all and ur in love but i just miss the days where it was just us and you weren’t busy with him all the time. he’s a nice guy but there are times i can’t help but feel like he’s stealing you away from me [2:15am] kaia ➝ teagan: i just miss it when it was just us two against the world why did stella have to come along and steal u awayERROR! TEXT MESSAGE NOT SENT! REVIEW THE MESSAGE AND TRY AGAIN!

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[11:43pm] kaia ➝ teagan: TEAGSKISDT HEL PME[11:45pm] kaia ➝ teagan: THEYP ULELD ME UPT O THE ROOF[11:46pm] kaia ➝ teagan: TEHEY WANT TO PUSH EMIRNTO THE POOL[11:47pm] kaia ➝ teagan: HELPTEAGS U KNOWI CANTEHANDLE HIEHGTS HELP

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[3:43am] kaia ➝ teagan: teagan whdy are u stilul my friend aure u srue u aren’t sjust pretending[3:45am] kaia ➝ teagan: we'sre best frmiedns buat sometimehs i feel likhe we’re just irdfting atrap[3:50am] kaia ➝ teagan: i dalways supporlt and deefdn u but whenevre i need yu i feel likce ur never thjere[3:51am] kaia ➝ teagan: i just want ym best firend 

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[10:57pm] kaia ➝ teagan: why don’t u two should just have an honest fuckign convo like normal people.. i’m always going to be on ur side but it’s been months and i just want u guys to fucking resolve this properly already

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[2:21am] kaia ➝ teagan: help me graham’s drunk again[2:22am] kaia ➝ teagan: he’s doing such weird things n keeps rambling [2:25am] kaia ➝ teagan: HE’S A FUCKKING MESS HELP ME TEAGS IDK WHAT TO DO[2:27am] kaia ➝ teagan: SHOULD I JUST LEAVE HIM DRUNK ON THE BEACH

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[ junior year of high school, 2011 ] [9:30am] kaia ➝ teagan: SO IT TURNS OUT I HAD A POP QUIZ THIS MORNING AND I MISSED IT BC I WAS LATE BC SOMEONE!!! OVERSLEPT[9:34am] kaia ➝ teagan: WHY COULDN’T U JUST WAKE UP ON TIME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON [9:35am] kaia ➝ teagan: THE TEACHER WON’T LET ME TAKE THE QUIZ EITHER BC I WAS LATE WHAT TH EFUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO[9:35am] kaia ➝ teagan: I HATE YOU SO MUCH U KNOW U WERE MY ONLY RIDE TO SCHOOL TODAY

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[5:31pm] kaia ➝ teagan: DUDE TEHRE’S FUCKING FROG NIT HE HOUSE[5:35pm] kaia ➝ teagan: OH YM GODITS JUST HOPPING [5:36pm] kaia ➝ teagan: I SWEAR TO FUKCING GOD IT JUST SMILED AT ME1!!!!

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[4:03pm] kaia ➝ teagan: hey i just wanted u to know htat i love u[4:06pm] kaia ➝ teagan: thanks for sticking by my side through all these years even though u totally could’ve but i mean u probably stayed for the money or wtvr :/[4:06pm] kaia ➝ teagan: anyways… thank u for being my best friend ig….

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[8:59am] kaia ➝ teagan: hey so like…….where tf did u disappear off to last night[9:00am] kaia ➝ teagan: u were gonna watch that video of jude’s lapdance but u just stood up n walked off are u good were the aliens contacting u again[9:02am] kaia ➝ teagan: is that why u just got up all of a sudden were they trying to telepathically speak to u

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[1:15am] kaia ➝ teagan: HEY RMEMEBER HOW PEPPY THE HAMSTER DIED???[1:18am] kaia ➝ teagan: BUT PEPPY HAD A DAUGHTER W PENNY THE HAMSTER[1:19am] kaia ➝ teagan: WELL PENNY THE HAMSTER’S DAUGHET JSUT GAVE BIRTH IM A GREAT GRANDMOTHER!!!!!! IM A GREAT GRANDMA!!!! FUCKS YEAH

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[1:48pm] kaia ➝ teagan:  According to all known lawsof aviation,  there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.  Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.  The bee, of course, flies anyway  because bees don’t carewhat humans think is impossible.  Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.  Ooh, black and yellow!Let’s shake it up a little.  Barry! Breakfast is ready!  Ooming!  Hang on a second.  Hello?  - Barry?- Adam?  - Oan you believe this is happening?- I can’t. I’ll pick you up.  Looking sharp.  Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.  Sorry. I’m excited.  Here’s the graduate.We’re very proud of you, son.  A perfect report card, all B’s.  Very proud.  Ma! I got a thing going here.  - You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That’s me!  - Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.- Bye!  Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!  - Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.  - Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.  Never thought I’d make it.  Three days grade school,three days high school.  Those were awkward.  Three days college. I’m glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.  You did come back different.  - Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.  - Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.  - You going to the funeral?- No, I’m not going.  Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.  Don’t waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.  I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.  I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.  That’s why we don’t need vacations.  Boy, quite a bit of pomp…under the circumstances.  - Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!  - Bee-men.- Amen!  Hallelujah!  Students, faculty, distinguished bees,  please welcome Dean Buzzwell.  Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of…  …9:15.  That concludes our ceremonies.  And begins your careerat Honex Industries!  Will we pick ourjob today?  I heard it’s just orientation.  Heads up! Here we go.  Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.  - Wonder what it’ll be like?- A little scary.[1:50pm] kaia ➝ teagan: why the FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIND I JUST WNAN TEXT IN PEACE 

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[2:24am] kaia ➝ teagan: sometimes i feel like we’re not as close as we used to be when we were younger. i know we’ve been best friends for such a long time and life is bound to do that to people, but i feel like you only hang around me still because of this whole stupid pretending to be the benefactor situation. back in sophomore year, when you were with graham i was completely thrilled for you, of course i was, he made you happy and you’re my fucking best friend! but then you guys started falling deeper and deeper in love, and then suddenly all of our study sessions and nights together trying to cook became coffee runs with him and weekends out in the city with him. suddenly i wasn’t your best friend anymore, but he was. [2:25am] kaia ➝ teagan: and then when you two broke up? i was heartbroken for you guys, how could i not be? he made you so so happy and you guys were so perfect for each other. but then i finally had my best friend back. even though we’ve gotten a lot closer again then before, i still feel like you only come running back to me because it’s what you’re used to. i feel like i’m only your best friend because we’ve been best friends for so long and it’s just something you’re used to, and i don’t want to be someone you rely on just because it’s like a routine.