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Coming back from the Dorian Electra show in Warsaw n it was amazing but one thing I wanna say is that idgaf about the music of the guy opening the show, BUT he had massive tits and acted like a slut so. It was fun
#'dorian electras male prostitute' - Julian Cryptile when he saw the guy#i genuinely couldnt remember his face after he left the stage#but. i did remember his massive bazongers#and in my defense he did tear his shirt off to show them off. im not immune to a man ripping his clothes apart#bee buzz
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yosen's double-ace is good at making brown-haired people under 182cm a little flustered
(also thanks rabbit's sexy big humongous galaxy brain for giving birth to murasaku. i haven't been the same since then.)
#himuro tatsuya#murasakibara atsushi#sakurai ryou#murasaku#himueri#kagari erika (oc)#salmon arts#well eri's a fake brown haired person but i digress#i am so normal about murasaku too#(hint: i am Not normal i really love them... need to write them more)#also this does not leave the tags but i am also grateful to rabbit for encouraging me to post art more. twas hard in the beginning#post art of self indulgent things i mean* i have no issues otherwise#also eri's ahoge is getting bigger every time i draw her. soon it will overtake the entire canvas. cackling#knb#kuroko no basket#for the tag readers murasaku is just. think about it. in rabbit's wise words: the most chill nonbothered person in the world#with the most anxious blorbo? balance is key#TEARS SHIRT APART i love my yosen ships lol i didn't have another moriliu thing here but if i did. it'd go here#along with the mido/taka tbh#im sleep deprived
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little wings
Killua smiles lightly and falls into Gon’s chest, giggling.
He protectively pulls Killua close to his chest, and Killua giggles again.
Gon raises an eyebrow and looks down at the angel.
Killua stops and looks up with big blue eyes, pressing his cheek to Gon’s chest and nuzzling there.
It’s adorable.
“Are you sure you’re not a succubus? You little playful thing…”
Killua puffs out his cheeks and harrumphs.
“N-No! Stupid Gon!”
#;windy’s stuff#gonkillu#hxh#hunter x hunter#gon#killua#gon x killua#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#KIS CUTE GIGGLES#I CANNOT EVEN THIS WHOLE FIC WAS JUST BORN CUZ KIS CUTE GIGGLES AND LITTLE SMILE ARE WORTH THE WORLD#AND HES SO PRECIOUS WITH WITTLE WINGS#JUST AS SMALL AS HIM#AND HIS TINY FINGERS AND AHHHHHHH#GONKI WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE CAN TEAR THEM APART#GON WILL ALWAYS PROTECT HIS LITTLE ANGEL#KI DESERVES TO FEEL SAFE AND PROTECTED#HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE CARRIED#AHHHHHHH KIS LITTLE FINGERS JUST SLIGHTLY GRIPPING THE BACK OF GONS SHIRT OR HAIR ALWAYS GETS ME#HE DOESNT WANT GON TO PUT HIM DOWN HES THE CUTEST BABEY#GONKI AHHHHHHHHHHHHH#KIS JUST SO SO SO CUTE OMG MY HEART ZUKYUNNN AHHHHHHH#KI SHOULD ALWAYS BE HAPPY ALWAYS WAHHHHH HE IS SO PRECIOUS#THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL BABEY PRINCESS#CUTE CUTE GONKI AHHHH#KI IS A CUTE LITTLE MUNCHKIN PERIOD#NO ONE IS CUTER THAN KI GOT ITTTT#KI JUST PLAYFULLY WANTING TO BE IN GONS CHEST AHHHHH
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those little teeny tiny moths that look like they’re wearing white bow ties are so cute I’m gonna cry
#I found one drowning in the dogs water bowl#and it just sat on my shirt till it was dry#I’m gonna tear something apart with my hands they’re too cute
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it's been cold so i made what any mother would do and made a dog shirt for artemisa out of an old winter shirt i had
#artemisa the dog#she tears everything apart but she hasnt tried to take the shirt off#do you guys think it's bc it has my smell
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You’re absolutely fucking joshing me. Fujimoto is going to have Asa and Denji rip apart the fabric of society, reintroduce war to the world, and what? Live together in a world they can finally understand?
It’s like he’s not just a genius - he is a god damn genius.
You’re gonna sit here and tell me that the pivot of this series is going to be two broken kids breaking the world to save each other??? Are you dead serious?
#I’m tearing open my shirt and screaming#I’m literally cleaning his apartment and cooking him food with my mind#what the fuck??? kind??? of once in a lifetime genius????#mouse mumbles#csm spoilers#humanity’s border
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silence please. sobbing in session.
#victon#seungwoo#snoopy♡#stfu he looks so CUTE#this dude lives my fucking LIFE#WHEN IS IT MY TURN.#gnawing on steel over this photo#i feel like one of those wolf images where its tearing its shirt apart
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“characters on drastically different ends of a sort of morality spectrum who change slightly to extremely in their roles through prolonged exposure to each other.” you are my best friend. my everything.
#raii talks a lot#was thinking about that post and now i’m thinking about my guys. you know how it is#what if it WAS something sudden and jarring and not “slightly.”#what if it was someone previously so strong and true in their belief and duty instead turning to “id tear it all apart for you”#what if it was someone previously so isolated and selfish and cruel instead turning to someone willing to risk it all. what then#throws a chair and runs right into a door#shirt that says “i love duty of the heart over duty to the world” on the front and “i love love that comes from selfishness” on the back
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Which Off are you: Single Dad Off (with 500 kids), Shy Off, Old Man Off, Daddy Off, Simp for Gun and Gun Only Off, Single Tear Off, Don’t Touch Me Off, Model Off, Babygirl Off, Straight Off 🤭, CEO Off, Best Friend Off, Uncle Off, MC Off, Papi Off, Angry Off, Comedian Off, Dancer Off, Award Show Off?
there is only one right answer: ALL OF THE ABOVE 😌💅💚
xxx
#answers#off jumpol#you forgot hawaiian shirt king off but apart from that this is the best summary of off's versatility I've ever seen 😌💚#last week I was single tear off (for no reason just my usual existential crisis about my future in this capitalist world typa beat 🤙🤪)#and now I'm 100% old man off bc my sleep schedule has been shit & I'm EXHAUSTED lol#also this ask has a crazy timing with my latest text post about off being the best actor to find crazy nicknames for lol we're connected
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was getting sleepy and decided to just throw the voyage home on in the background cause i just finished search for spock earlier and was like, i shoud put down what im doing and just have something silly play in the background. while i get ready to sleep.
oh how quickly i forget . the power this movie has
#IMMEDIATELY tearing my hair out and ripping my own shirt apart trying not to laugh loud enough to wake the whole house#STARTLINGLY ridiculous. no one could have made a funnier movie#in absolute deadpan#i am Awake (tm)
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miaou miaou
#i guess thats a dr who reference but i didnt know i just LOVED the cat shirt#theyre all fucking meow meows i cant take it#screams and tears my pillow apart#watch me make the boys my new personality for this month
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Remembered 25,244 day RUINED
#uzay.txt#i hope every single danganronper fan explodes (image of me tearing my shirt apart werewolf style)
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drunk me really is just an agent of chaos, tel me why two of my friends were wearing ripped jeans and as soon as they got close to me I got my hands on the ripped parts and just tore them apart to an unusable point
#its a me post#christ#also i slept on the bathroom bc i didnt wanna make my friends clean my vomit again#i was also going around just biting them#i sat on the floor a long while with lne of them just biting him all over#i was sitting with another and i asked if i could tear apart his shirt he said no and i said okay and then asked if i could bite him#im a mess
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no idea where my neil shirt is and if i lost it i’m gonna sob so hard fr
#its not at my dads. not at my moms even though i swore it was.#last photographic evidence of it was in ALBERTA but i knoww ive worn it since but WHAT IF ITS STILL IN ALBERTA….#like that was a limited shirt who knows if/when theyll make it again…#all levels except physical mutuals we are tearing apart my room looking for it together. literally my prized possession
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afab!reader, no prns, praise, edging, wet&messy, könig using ur clit as a fidget toy <3
könig, a trained lethal soldier, who suffers from anxiety. you would never know if you didn't know what you were looking for.
his biggest tell, for you, is the way he fidgets. with you.
you're like his own personal little fidget toy. his hands are always on you, kneading and squeezing your skin. most times you don't mind, you rather like having him touching you — your thighs, your waist, your butt, wherever he can get his hands honestly.
but sometimes...his hands wander. it's mindless, truly.
his eyes fixated on the tv playing some random show he decided he wanted to watch. but you couldn't pay attention, not when one big hand was shoved up your shirt groping your breasts and the other was haphazardly stuffed into your sleep shorts and under your panties.
he's toying with you so mindlessly, callused fingers sliding over your clit that has grown increasingly slippery with how wet you've become. occasionally he dips down to prod at your slick entrance.
his movements have no rhyme or reason. he's not even moving very fast. just sloppy back and forth flicks and occasionally he simply taps his fingers against the little bud that has grown so sensitive from his playing. sometimes, when something interesting happens on tv, he stops completely until the desire the fidget returns to him.
you're sitting with your back against his chest, situated between his spread legs sprawled cozily on the couch. he can't see the heated, dazed look on your face from the come-and-go pleasure he inadvertently gives you. he's edging you without even realizing it, full attention still focused on the damn tv. he isn't even hard.
that thought alone is enough to make you clench around nothing. he's really just playing with you like a little toy and that thought is so hot to you. it makes you cheeks burn in embarrassment as you continue to leak into your panties.
if you listen close you can hear with wet clicking noise that comes with his movements. your eyes roll back in your head as that sound alone has your back arching but you quickly settle yourself down, not wanting to tear his attention from the tv — he so rarely had time to settle down and just enjoy tv, you didn't want to disturb him.
the episode he's watching ends and you cast a hopeful glance up at him but he's waiting for the next episode to start and it makes you whine against your own wishes. but your clit is so hard and twitchy from being edged that it's actually hurting and you're so wet now that your panties are uncomfortably sticky.
it's your whine that gets his attention, pretty blue eyes flicking down to your face where he finally sees the desperate way you're looking at him, teary eyes and swollen lips from biting them to keep quiet. you can see in his eyes when he registers how soaked you've gotten his fingers and he has the audacity to look sheepish.
"ah, my sweet..." he whispers, ears tinged pink, "i-i'm sorry, i did not realize..."
he moves to pull his hand out of your panties and you whine again, grabbing his wrist with both hands to stuff him back down. your nails bite into his skin and he stops trying to pull away, instead pushing his hand back down and it's then that he fully resisters how wet you are.
"don't stop, please...i-i've been so close..." you pitifully beg and he takes pity on you. how precious of you, he thinks.
"i'm sorry, my love," he coos, fingers starting to work once again — properly this time with quick little circles on your clit, "i'll make you cum for being so good for me."
you can't even formulate words, instead nodding and spreading your legs even further apart, your feet on either side of his legs. he hums softly in your ear, chin hooked over your shoulder as he watches his hand move under the fabric of your shorts.
he spreads your sticky folds apart and begins to swirl messily around your clit, occasionally lightly tapping against the bud just to watch the cute way your thighs twitch at the feeling. you reach back and clutch his t-shirt in your fists to ground you. his cock throbs, churning up quickly, at the loud, wet noise of him playing with your cunt.
it doesn't take long at all before your stiffening against him and twitching in his lap as you cum with a cute little gasp of his name. he moans softly in your ear as he feels your clit throb under the pads of his fingers. you let out the loveliest moans that has his cock hardening fully against his thigh.
when you slacken against his body, aftershocks making you twitch periodically as you pant, he's tempted to stop but the fact you had sat there so sweetly and let him practically torture you while he watched his show made him want to make it up to you.
he sees the excitement in your eyes when his fingers dip lower and begin to press into you and he can't believe just how sweet you are. your so sticky and wet with the amount of cum he worked out of you with such ease.
"let me really make it up to you, my little one..."
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Wow Jason ! nice cock !
#cleaning up my phone's gallery#i still haven't finished those shirts btw but the summer is too rainy to wear them anyways#*shorts#i think i'm the funniest person around#i miss my goats very dearly it's tearing me apart tbh#i should be working the fields#mine
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