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harriertail · 2 months

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youve been milkweed dotc'd! share this so your followers also get milkweed dotc'd /j

thunder in a forest divided

#oh yeah im rinsing this joke to death now thanks anon. one could say im about to milk it #you get milkweed dotc'd #milkweeded even #milked #wait no

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falmerflamingo24 · 8 months

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yo when did hannibal milk the mason guy wtf😭😭😭😭 why with a caddle rod?????

#hannibal #hannibal is a comedy #hannibal is wild #MILKED

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creativecuquilu · 7 months

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EDIT 6/12 - Two new Jons have dropped. Watch out, the collection may keep growing...

My Dalle prompt collection of Jon Pertwee crying and drinking wine.

This is one of my personally best generated prompts. And since I love generating the Third Doctor to death, then I chose to put on several attributes, because of course...

Hope you like them!

Some generations contain ALT for more information.

#meme #shitpost #dalle #ai generated #jon pertwee #my precious-voiced scarecrow doc💕#crying #wine #testing #random #attributes #overdone #milked #drinking #SPECIAL MENTIONS TO -#doctor who #third doctor #worzel gummidge #and his velvety frills. gallium eyes and snowy hair 💖💖

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fiammisx · 15 days

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Do you notice something wrong? :P

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goingtohellsowhynot · 7 months

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My dream boyfriend. I'd milk him.

#milked #petersteele

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calamitys-child · 2 months

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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

#other good ones are crocuses and lilacs #one time I was ill and depressed and my mum brought me a lil milk bottle full of fresh cut sweet peas from her garden 💖#i like that theyre colourful and i like climbing plants and they smell amazing #posts brought to you by me going to the park on my lunch break just to see all the crocuses

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vamprisms · 11 months

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#she did all that because nobody offered her a nice bot bot of milk #alien

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repmet · 10 months

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

#dishonored #ghost is hard when youre old and hate milk #gotta reload my bones

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ilta222 · 1 month

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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'

#its too cute #i cry #cat #cat art #cute art #kawaii art #kid art #kidcore #milk #cats of tumblr #cute cats #kitty

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iero · 6 months

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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.

#personal #Especially since like oatmilk is on the rise too. I wanna say it's just as popular as the whole milk they usually use.#So you know people are paying for it and it IS whatever but it sucks LMAO.

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livelaughlaios · 3 days

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#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dunmeshi #for me it was the 'they let me milk a minotaur' + 'orc women are hot'

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