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pisscreant · 5 months

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An open and needlessly explicit letter to the anonymous message in my inbox, RE: my carnal desire towards one (1) Lieutenant Double-Yfreitor Harrier Du Bois

Just. Just listen ok. Would Harry even get around to having sex with me? Probably not. Provably, he'd cry or call me a slur or both. Then he'd flee by running straight through my wall, leaving a Harry-shaped hole in the bricks looney-tunes style.

Even if he managed to pass that skill check, would he be stinky? Would he be his cringe, diseased and obnoxious self? Absolutely, and so would I.

You don't understand. I am consumed with lust and degeneracy, and it has been pent up in my virginial form for a decade. I've put myself at risk of worse diseases at the mere CHANCE of getting some action, and I'd fucking do it again for some Harry Du Bussy. There is A Chance. A Chance of something twisted within me getting sated. And imo it is worth the risk.

"you'd fuck a fence if it was white" oh oh I'm sorry! is the fence psychic? Does the fence have like ten guys in his head who might be able to find my g-spot with the precision of a team of NASA engineers? Would the fence maybe let me peg him, tug him around by his facial hair, let me put a nose hook on him, and call him a 'good pig'? Then fucking call me cooper the way I'm about to build the whole bloody enclosure.

And you know what? You underestimate me. You think a 28 year old wasian woman can't match the rank energy of Harry Du Bois? Buddy I have Issues that you wouldn't believe. I've had identity crises that you could not comprehend. My little hirstuite body has created Odours that would horrify even the most seasoned medieval plague doctor. And I dont even have the Body Odour Gene! I had to DIY this shit, dickhead! Signature blend! Im defying racism so hard thay not even BIOLOGY ITSELF has command over me!

fuck the double standard. so like I'm allowed to drool about big fat hairy milfs and their glorious old pussies, but suddenly when I desire some morally dubious whiteman hole I'M too much of a pervert??? Well I don't fucking care. I was always an equal opportunity pervert, and I always will be. I have rights. I have a right to express how much I want to go at Harry Du Bois like a bull elephant in musth. This is my fucken blog and I control what I write here.

If Kim doesn't fuck that sad little man, then I will.

#almost glad that i cant buy my meds so i can produce ted talks like this #warning nsfwish text #this is a rent lowering gunshot for my blog.#but i have to. i have to explain myself. i am mentally ill and full of lust.#personal tag #shitposting tag #uuh tmi warning

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fandomwe1rd0 · 25 days

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All the times Rick cares about Morty ~ Season 1 edition

Yep. I'm really doing this. I wanted someone to do this for a long time so I was just like "Y'know what? Fuck it." Soooo here I am!

Episode 1 ~ Pilot

Him planning to get Morty and Jessica before he blows up the whole world, which, while unethetical, show that he does care about Morty on some level.

Subjective since he needed Morty's help, but he freezes Frank, a bully who was about to cut Morty

Uses serum on Morty to fix his legs, again more subjective since he did need Morty to help him, but still sweet

Puts his hand on Morty's back while he gives Morty props for coming up with a good idea "Good job Morty! The student becomes the teacher!"

Gets offended when Jerry implies that Morty is stupid, which while he insults Morty not too much later afterwards, showcasing his "Only I can bully him" attitude "What are you trying to say about Morty!? That he's stupid or something!?"

Episode 2 ~ Lawnmower Dog

Although it had selfish intentions, him working hard so Morty gets an A in math so they can go on adventures together.

When Morty gives him props on a good idea, Rick smiles and say "Thanks Morty, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while."

Fist-bumping Morty after they succeed in giving Morty an A in math

Episode 3 ~ Anatomy Park

Can't think of any tbh

Episode 4 ~ M-Night Sha-Aliens!

"They made a big mistake this time Morty, they dragged you into this. Now they're gonna pay."

The crystal fight with Morty even though Morty was a simulation, it seems like Rick didn't know

"You simulated my grandson's genitalia!? You bunch of diabolical sons of bitches!"

Episode 5 ~ Meeseeks and Destroy

Rick being so sweet and caring after he finds out what happened with Mr. Jellybean, deciding to throw the bet so Morty's adventure can have a good ending

Rick killing Mr. Jellybean

Episode 6 ~ Rick Potion #9

Rick rushing to Morty's aid once he realizes his mistake

Him choosing the closest dimension to Morty's original dimension.

Episode 7 ~ Raising Gazapazorp

None tbh but this was mainly a Rick and Summer epiosde

Episode 8 ~ Rixty Minutes

Rick smiling at Morty and saying "I'm proud of you, Morty."

Episode 9 ~ Something Ricked this way comes

Rick smiling when he saw Morty coming back and happily saying "Hey!" then clearing his throat and saying "Hey." Bro thought he was slick. We all saw that.

Episode 10 ~ Close Rick-Counters with Rick-kind

Crying when he saw memories of Morty, possibly about how one of the last things he said to his favorite person was "Because you're as dumb as I am smart! So that's why when I say shut up, it's really good advice!"

Episode 11 ~ Ricksy Bussiness

Rick just bonding with his grandkids in the ending

Conclusion:

Not Rick's most affectionate season, and there's definitely more times where he treats Morty like crap, but there's still a very clear love and affection there, but he had a huge "Feelings are for losers!" mindset here, so he was terrible at showing it.

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick c137 #rick #and #morty

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