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an-organized-confusion · 1 year

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I saw this guy on the bus that made me go, “Old!Remus? Old!Remus.”

Dude was in baggy camo pants, boots, dark hoodie, and a vibrant green mohawk. It was a great look, imo. :,D

Remus would totally never "outgrow" the punk/adjacent scene. And that lead to some more fun from the co-conspirator:

Remus (90 year old): "Back in my day we had Elvira, Mistress of the Dark"

Remus: "We loved her, we even considered being straight for her. But then it turned out she was totally gay and that was amazingly validating."

Remus: "I totally made Roman dress up as her for multiple Halloweens, tits and all and he couldn't do anything because I had blackmail material on him.”

Remus: "Until he finally confessed to that dork Logan."

Logan, from another room: "WHAT?"

Remus: "TURN YOUR HEARING AID ON LOGAN, I'M DISCUSSING HOW I BLACKMAILED MY BROTHER INTO CONFESSING TO YOU."

Logan: "I DON'T NEED A VISION TEST."

Logan, still in the other room calmly: "I could hear everything he was saying. But it was pretty damn obvious that Roman was gay for me. Every time I winked at him he dropped his books in a gay panic."

Roman, bolting upright from his nap: "I DID NOT DO THAT EVERY TIME!"

Logan: "This is true, you only did it when we actually made eye contact first so you knew I was in fact winking at you."

Roman: *Offended old man noises.*

The Grandkids (Virgil’s): "But grand-uncle Remus, we still haven't heard how you met your lover."

Remus: "I WON HIM IN A POKER GAME."

Patton: “IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE."

#sanders sides #remus sanders #roman sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #logince #intruality #(i'm not consistent abt tagging ships but man-)#(they're all gay disasters - in perpetuity)#(to reiterate - i do be a multishipper over here sooo-)#(co-conspirator supplies that remus dies at an unholy 125 years... defying all expectations)#(has def made people wonder if he was right proclaiming his immortality)

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