In THIS house we wear our army issued green bath towel as a tasteful ascot

last bit of my apprenticeship assessment today lads 👁👄👁

Is it?? Maybe my brain is being weird, I don't know why I'd dream of me (3rd person) guiding myself (1st person) out of a void, but most dreams don't make sense so... Shrug

@n1cole-do3s-stuff

(some) sonic fans on tiktok making fun of newer fans for shipping sonadow as if it hasnt existed since shadow existed

the thing about my parents is that if we fight they don’t want to talk about their feelings after but they will bring me a yummy lil treat as their way of apologizing

we hired someone new recently which has been all cool and fine until i realized today that one of my dearest friends is their professor / academic advisor ???? which is fine, this shouldn't be a conflict of interest or anything, i don't think

i just think it's funny to hear her complaining about the homework that they give out / their finals stuff from an entirely different perspective because it's like. i was literally sitting in their kitchen last night with their wife listening to them talk about grading, so i guess i'm getting dual... perspectives? on this?

hi new follower here! i love your blog! and i would love to be horror mutuals :-)

Weird, you're just copying and pasting this exact message and sending it to people. Yeah, I don't know anything about you, there is barely anything on your blog and I like to become moots with people a little more organically and naturally.

“Nottingham incident: Three people dead in ‘murder’ rampage and van tries to run others over as man arrested”

nah this is WEIRD and happening so close to my home and the entire city shut down its crazy i am sending love to the victims and their families this is shocking and heartbreaking i can’t believe it all of this has just happened so quickly this morning it’s confusing too.

watching tusk

have u gazed at him yet today

having to be the one to be like "hey. this sucks but you need to do it." at work is not fun actually. i feel annoying and sticklery, i feel like this would have taken a quarter of the time if i just did the thing bc it used to be my task, but it needs to get done in the future/this person needs to learn to do it. i am a raccoon with a propeller hat and this should have been finished hours ago.

surely I can't be the only one who's uncomfortable watching Timmy and Z kiss...?

it's not even that I adore TomDaya just the fact that these two are such sibling vibes irl that it ruins Chani and Paul for me 😬😬😬

Want to be moots

unfortunately i do not feel comfortable with people who plagiarize others works & send hate to my moots! 😞🙄 next time think of your own ideas & fics and don’t steal from other creators.

(also hello I’m moots with @urszn why would I EVER 😭)

This layout is so weird I don't want to use it... I just got here and I'm now logging off bye.

today twitter told me it was my 14 year anniversary of my account.

2009 was 14 years ago.

14 very long, some very strange, years. 

Should the site survive the next 6, I plan on making it 20 just for shits n giggs. If you tack on my internet existence prior to things like Twitter and Facebook, I’ve been on the internet in some capacity for about 20 years already.

Weird