if michael could have a threesome with any 2 people (dead or alive, doesn't matter what arc they're in) who would he choose?

You're a spicy little nonster, huh? 😜

Well, I'm going with muses Michael could imagine it with based on interactions, even if some constellations won’t work due to the characters knowing Michael in different timelines. Ok you'll find one or two characters I know he'd find attractive without them being written on here.

But hypothetically he'd have:

Alice and Katherine [ @ravenskeeper and @malka-lisitsa ] Arc 2 / Arc 4

Alice and Sira [ @ravenskeeper and @viiolencia ] both Arc 2

Elizabeth and Katherine [ @butscrewmefirst and @malka-lisitsa ] Arc 1 / Arc 4

Alice and Archer [ @ravenskeeper and @pagetorn ] both Arc 2

Alice and Malcolm [ @ravenskeeper and @necrcmance ] both Arc 2

Elizabeth and Donovan [ @butscrewmefirst and just the dude from canon bc nobody writes him ]

Elizabeth and Liz Taylor [ @butscrewmefirst and just the gal from canon bc nobody writes her ]

Elizabeth and Archer [ @butscrewmefirst and @pagetorn ] Arc 1 / Arc 2

Corinthian and Mazikeen [ @eyeless-smiles and @pagetorn ] both Sandman AU

Corinthian and Corinthian :) [ @eyeless-smiles and @korinthiakos ] both Sandman AU

Actually, he'd just have a whole orgy with all of them.

Aight, I'm going to address this once because unlike Andy, who blocked and moved on from the nasty anons they received on @ravenskeeper for months now [as they reluctantly told me today], I'm still seething. Since the anons were very targeted at our ship, I'm sure this pathetic person at least lurks on my blog. If not following me. You, whoever you are, had no right to spam Andy with shit like 'they'd hold me hostage for the ship', or 'that I shipped with them out of pity'. And you don't even come to me, not once, of course shitting on the female OC instead of the male canon, huh? If you're bitter because you wanted to ship with me but it didn't work out for some reason, it's between me and you. You keep my partners out of this and grow some fcking spine.

Given that cowardice alone, plus the mindset you revealed in those messages, I'm not surprised we don't ship lol Everyone here knows I'm not singleship, I have a handful of ships all of which have their own dynamic. So how is Andy holding me hostage? Do you think I can't be straightforward with not wanting to write things? I definitely am. I'm not afraid of anyone here. But of course you think it's so smart to attack the one you're jealous of, hopefully drive them off tumblr so you can feed into your delusion it'll increase any chances for you. Thing is, I'm usually a very laid back and forgiving person, but I'm also extremely spiteful. On the off chance that Andy had dropped Alice, I'd have kept incorporating her into my portrayal. Michael would still be with her, I'm not above even writing her as NPC in threads if I'd get Andy's permission, just so your sorry ass feels literally haunted by the oh so shitty OC who you think steals your spotlight.

Andy and I vibe. We didn't expect this storyline to evolve in that direction and they assured me that when Alice first expressed her love for Michael, it by no means has to meet reciprocation. They even were excited for the angst a one-sided crush would provide!

And you also claimed it's impossible that one like Alice could get Michael to fall in love with her. Do you even realize how ridiculous that sounds, given what kind of character I write? If anything, it's a miracle Michael got someone to love him the way she does! Also shows you only care about dick because I mentioned in my headcanons that he's drawn to broken people, which she is one btw. Not to mention to say such a disgusting thing about a perfectly human, relatable character who is traumatized af and still keeps fighting. You say that people who suffer from the effects of child abuse are unloveable. Whoever you are, you dun fuked up big time.

I won’t ever put that much time into something I don't wholeheartedly love and support. And if you're so mad about Andy allegedly hogging my muse, maybe you should put the effort you put into that hate into stepping up your roleplaying game instead. Andy has absolutely no fault. They're here to have fun. I'm here to have fun, our enthusiasm matches and we dig the longterm, deep shit. Which is rare to find here as is.

You, however, need help. Oh btw, I was the one who inspired Andy to give Alice her own blog; maybe I'm holding them hostage? I'm not, but you wouldn't say that anyway because male canon muse writers can do no wrong ever, right? People like you, who are so obsessed with shipping fantasies that you have to ruin another’s fun, are the reason I got so darn picky.

That's all. I'm just shipping Alice and Michael even harder now, which I didn't know was possible.

I want to thank everyone who puts the same energy into interactions that aren't shippy. Because all kinds of dynamics are equally as valid and deserve an fair measure of dedication, not just romance. I enjoy shipping like the next person, but to me that's not all there is and it's never my goal when I start writing with someone. If it happens, cool. I just hate to feel ignored for not shipping my muse with everyone else's romantically, so I'm glad to have found people who show the same interest in non romantic things 🖤🐍

What is Michael's equivalent to catnip?

dick

Hi. I just wanted to say that I love you and that I hope you're having a great day today. You have become such an important person to me here and I can't even imagine what it would be like without you. I love how comfortable you make talking to you and writing with you. There's no pressure to get to replies and because of that, it makes it so much easier to respond quickly and you give such amazing responses too that writing my response flows out of me so effortlessly. I always have something to draw from your replies and work with. you provide endless inspiration in the way that you articulate yourself and advocate for your muse. I'm so blessed to have you as a writing partner and a friend! <3

Thou hath slain me with thine words !!! Andy please, I love you morER and for the same reasons, bruh. Whether it's with Alice or now your Morpheus, writing with you is always - and I mean always - an absolute delight! And since I feel insanely inspired by you and what you bring onto the table, speed-firing replies at you has become almost habitual at this point. Sometimes I worry if it's too much but then you just SLAM THAT SHITE RIGHT BACK AT ME in .1 sec, so I realize we both ride that escalation boat. Thank you so much for this! For writing with me and developing all these wonderful things from literal scratch. Random starters or memes that turned into something so beautiful and profound; anyone who says you can't have depth and lasting things sans throughout plotting is so wrong. Look at us. Our blogs are 90% each other lol I love all partners and all threads I have, completely and with my whole heart, yet what you and I have? Is kind of special. This immediate 'click' where you just are on the same wavelength all the time. Talking to you, btw, is a blast too, because yes there's no pressure and it's never walking on eggshells. Thank you, thank you, thank you ♥ By the way, am I now officially the devil's advocate? Y'know, advocating for this brat of a muse n all? ldjfkgjfkg

I follow you because from the moment I saw you I was drawn in by your writing. It wasn't any of the fancy grafics, had nothing to do with the formating- it was your writing and the way you captured him with it. Im always curious to see how people handle Michael bc hes such an easy character to make boring (like all op characters) and I have got to say your portrayal is my favourite ive ever seen. I just love the way you bring him to life. I also love the unexpected besties vibe he has with Katherine. I think they get each otehr on a level they havent realized yet and its v important. Plus youre a sweet heart. <3

I've been reading this over and over and came to the conclusion that I'm honored! OP characters really invite or tempt you to make them bland because, well, they are on top of the world, right? What could possibly go wrong, right? YEAH BUT THAT'S NO FUN! Unless you see how this can also be a disadvantage for the muse who, due to that, gets arrogant or is a spoiled brat [eyeing Michael], and when hit by something that provokes vulnerability you can't solve with ✨️magique✨️, they need to work it out differently. But also, the whole difficult childhood excuse behind making OP charas like Michael bland just doesn't fly with me. As if that's the only human aspect about them idk SO. Anyway. Thank you so much for this and that you gave less fcks about graphics [I don't make great edits anyway just my icons] than about my writing! Plus, I agree, Kitty Kat and Mikey really could form a chaotic but fun af dynamic and I'm here for it! Let the little nightmares be goofs!

happy december 25th, ava ! I remember finding you when we were both on different blogs so many years ago, and I remember being just as astounded by the stories you crafted then as I am now. I fell off of watching AHS before apocalypse (in 2015 with hotel is the last time I watched, I think) but I've seen various clips of Michael over the years and the way you nail him is amazing. He's more than just a cardboard cutout on your blog - through you and your writing, those of us lucky enough to have you on the dash experience the full spectrum of his motivations and the thought processes and experiences that lie behind his decisions. Watching the ship you've developed with kim when it comes to him and alice is such a fun thing to be able to see - the depth and how far they've both grown and changes through their interactions with one another is what tumblr rp is all about honestly and I'm so psyched to see two people who have found that. I'm so thankful we have run into one another again and my goal in 2023 is to not be such a snail so Lucas will be replying to Michael (i think he's still in shock, tbh lmao) shortly.

GDI. Lucas, you just know how to make me absolute mush! Cue me lazing around all day instead of writing because my head hurts, then unsuspectingly looking at my notifs to find this ask that now makes me want to ugly-sob 🥺 Ngl I reread it multiple times. I'm so floored to receive such a big compliment! More than just a cardboard cutout is what got me, I kid you not, because all I aspire to do with this character is to give him depth, peel down the layers from what canon gave us and if you do that with a villain, you constantly wonder if you make him suddenly seem too soft. Or here and there too brutal. Etc. Because I know many people only pick up on what they see on the surface and everything adding depth is too much for them to handle lol

Speaking of depth, it's, aside from being mutuals so we can secretly hate each other, one reason why I'm constantly honored to see you on my dash. The rpc got so ripe with snippet shitposts for instant gratification that I'm glad to have a dash filled with people who put thought into their muses. And you are no doubt one of them. Luckily, though, because idk shit about Spooks and fictional Lucas since I don't even have access to the show in my country, so I rely on your narration and headcanons. You're always such a motivation with the hot tea you sprinkle in too. A perfect mix of unapologetic honesty and a good cup of humor. I'm happy we found each other again ❤️

You are one of the strongest effing people on this whole site, how much you went [and go!] through and still have this healthy optimism which you share. I hope you know how inspiring that is.

Also, don't even get me started on my ship with Kimberly because how our muses instantly clicked and ended up in an actual romance? We both were surprised af. On my old blog/muse and a different OC of hers we wrote as well, but these two didn't click and it really is like... gambling. You don't know what you get. I just love their dynamic so much! There are genuine emotions, not everything goes smooth and they have their own secrets, bringing out the best/worst in each other and I just! Yes, I too am psyched about the thing we have there and it's something I wish for every roleplayer to find. Now look, I rambled my ass off 🤣 Point is: I thank you from the bottom of my wrinkly little heart. I wish you a happy December 25th too and I hope you achieve your goals! Including writing, of course, ya goddamn sNaiL pfffffft 💋

𝟼𝟼𝟼 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 ⸻ Kimberly!  @pagetorn​​

Where do I even start with you?  I mean, our threads already hog 90% of my blog’s space, we’ve already discussed even more scenarios for our muses and I’m not even sorry. We’ve already had the pleasure before I made Michael with other characters. And while I remember those times fondly, nothing beats the chemistry level our writing ascended to with Alice and my idiot!  It began with a starter call, me specifying either from Alice or Archer; the thing was sealed that day. The thing being a dynamic that’s literally consuming me rn and I forget sometimes that you write other characters as well ( forgive me ). I just love love LOVE Alice so much, you have no idea. Also, not to be a broken record but to be a broken record indeed, the way you bring scenes and your muses to life is a dream. Authentic and vivid. And I cherish that we share the enthusiasm, a rare thing to find on this site. The big plus on top is that we can randomly scream at each other in private about what’s going on and we don’t even need words. Pictures suffice lol  Thank you for being such an overall wonderful writing partner. You’re stuck with me, duh ♥

I feel like the real question is why WOULDN'T I follow you? Because honestly there's so much about you and your character interpretation that draws people in, myself included. I know we originally interacted with my fallen star and your Thranduil. I was in awe of your story telling and honestly, watching that grow with Michael compared to your previous blog is incredible. I really like your ability to humanize while not erasing his flaws. You don't go "well thats my little meow meow and he does no wrong ever". You constantly call him out on his shit and make it known that his behavior isn't excusable. That's so important when it comes to villains and why following your michael in the very beginning was such an easy choice to make. you add complexity and your own take and style to him. NOT TO MENTION everything about YOU as a person. You're a wonderful mun to talk to and scream about our characters, plotting and winging it. I know I can send you an idea and you'll be upfront about whether it'll work or not AND THEN give your own variation or idea. We build off each other which is SO HARD to find these days. You are a unicorn in the roleplay community and i am so blessed to have found you. That's why i follow

Why you wouldn’t follow me,,, well, maybe because we literally NEVER write!?! Get that hate outta my ask!! Nooo honestly I'm floored because you know I adore the heCK out of you and Alice and ugh... 99% of my blog content is with you. Find that. This is a jackpot and I love this for us! Also what you say about keeping his flaws, calling him out on his bs: yES, I think this is so important! I always advocate for villains being layered, able to love and be stupid and be dangerous but also sometimes crybabies because EVERYONE HAS THOSE, whether you're good or bad or in between. And I've seen so many villains get excused like "they are actually just pOoR bAbiEs who deserved better!", as if this takes away from the fact that they decide to be assholes in the end? How many of us have experienced bullying or other forms of abuse or felt misunderstood; do we all go around and kill people? Nah. SO IDK MAN. Michael, while he does have very human sides and needs and can care about someone else, still is a manipulative and violent little wanker. I'm glad it's received so well tbh and I'M EVEN HAPPIER about how we keep developing our kiddos with each other and it's so much fun with you!!! I thank you again. One unicorn to another 🦄 And you saying with Michael my storytelling even grew makes me cry! He is such a blast to write because there can be so much done with him! Thank you, love 💛

Ava I just came by to remind you that I think you’re really neat. I love what you’re doing with Michael and watching your stuff with Kim and A is so entertaining. You’re fantastic

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE.  Thank you for thinking I'm neat, m'dude and thank you for the little pick-me-up!  Honestly, these two [ @ravenskeeper and @necrcmance ] deserve an award for putting up with Michael on a regular basis because even I shake my head hard at him more often than not. dlfkjg  They're amazing. I love that we write them in a shared timeline/verse and how it just never gets boring with them. At least not for me, ha!  I never had a writing experience like that before, so I hold what we established very dear. Last but not least, thank you for enjoying what I do with that brat ♥  I appreciate it bunches!

𝟼𝟼𝟼 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 ⸻ Manon !  @butscrewmefirst​

Let me hold you like a puppy and threaten everyone in the room to kill them if anything happened to you, even though I’ve known you for only 5 minutes.  Since I’ve been on this goddamn site for longer than it’s healthy, I’ve seen your url pop up before here and there. But I wrote in the medieval fantasy rpc before I made Michael and solely didn’t follow because interaction would’ve been next to impossible. From the first glimpses already you struck me as level-headed and super sweet, so finally seeing you pop up again after I’ve had this blog for some time, I HAD TO FOLLOW YOU. The Countess is one of my absolute favorite ahs characters ever and the way you write her just perfectly conveys her mannerisms, her whole vibe. I adore it. And seeing how easy it was to talk to you, to hit off with some plotting, my initial image of you just got confirmed. Everything you create is beautiful and I’m so looking forward to us writing together you have no idea ♥

𝟼𝟼𝟼 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢  ⸻ A.!  @necrcmance​

So, exhibit A: one of the most laid back and funny people I’ve got the pleasure of meeting here. Your whole nerd vibe broke through from second 1 and that made me almost feel as if we’ve been talking for years already, which is something I love when finding new writing partners!  To be honest, I don’t know much about Shadowhunters, watched the first couple eps but I kind of... didn’t like any of the characters there were except Magnus. So I didn’t keep watching. However, from what I learned Malcolm doesn’t appear in the show?  But I’m totally hooked from the information you put out on him and am SO stoked to have our two chaotic messes, well, be chaotic together. You’re one of those mutuals who always show support, like posts, leave funny comments, and even included my bastard in a group edit just when we followed one another. Which made my lil heart jump. I hope you don’t mind me keeping you, because you’re amazing and fcking talented and I need you on my dunglr dot com dashboard ♥

𝟼𝟼𝟼 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝙲𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 ⸻ Alix!  @humilictedman & @legacysouls​

I remember your url popping up on my dash roughly half a year ago, seeing a mutual interact with you. And I remember the excitement I felt when realizing the AHS rpc isn’t quite as dead as I thought it was. We became mutuals. You gotta know I’ve been pretty neutral about Kai as a character, but now I can’t imagine my time on this hellsite without that stinky rat on my dash. Every detail you pour into everything you do is a treat. I love our threads and I love that you also run this lovely multi with even more AHS characters to breathe life into the desolate fandom!  Sure, I’m biased toward Malcolm  ( since I totally dig the interactions between my brath and this funky little dude )  but I see you taking a variety of muses and making each your own. Idk man, you’ve been welcoming and supportive from day one, fun to plot with and overall have that super laid back vibe I simply adore ♥

I follow you because you rescued me from hell, duh? All jokes aside, I follow you because I find myself always coming back for more with our threads. They’re one of my favourites to write. I love the dynamic Michael has with Madison, the way he pushes back against her bratty ways, and I’m looking forward to seeing how he and Rebekah get on. Michael is one of those stand out characters and you play him extremely well, the voice and they way you capture his movements in your portrayal is amazing and I don’t think anyone could quite get his ways like you do. I was a little star struck when you’d followed me back because I’d been admiring from a far for a while. Plus you as the mun are super cool and sweet, definitely a follow forever <3

You're welcome. Anytime again! 😉 Shit hits the fan right now because I'm going to sob,,, like I admit, while he basically writes himself at this point, I do sometimes struggle with keeping the balance. Like. He's this OP mfer who stands up against fellow brats but also supports exactly those; birds of a feather flock together amirite? Also he relies a lot on others despite his arrogance and power because he can be a big dumbass. He plays the heartless but gets all mush when the right people are soft to him etc. Has to be cunning but also off-putting. SOMETIMES THIS IS HARD, also English being my 2nd language... you have no idea how boss-level difficult it can be to just describe normal postures etc without it sounding like he does a clown dance dlrkrkrk SO THANK YOU for this! It means a lot to read I'm conveying things the way I aim to with him. And I love our brats, while uuuuh Rebekah, yessss, that's gonna be VERY interesting! 👀

Your portrayal? Spot on. I can literally hear Michael in my head whenever I'm reading your threads. You have a way with bringing out that human part of him, which makes him all the more terrifying when he flips. You've got the simper, the smirk, that playful mischievous in him. Everything is just so enthralling and I can't wait to see all that you bring to him!

YOU GET SCREAMING SARAH TOO, because she reflects me 100% right now ldfkjfkgh Honestly he pulls that shitty smirk so often I wonder if his face sometimes hurts. This little shit. is2g. But yes, I enjoy the balancing act between his very much human part versus the little devil constantly sitting in his head. Like. Literally lol. 'all the more terrifying', LISTEN, that's my fave part. Because that's one thing I always want to achieve and aaaah thank you so much, Kimberly!! I love writing with you tons and look forward to Mikey trying to corrupt the shit out of Alice :)

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