Imagine: The manor may not be a thing in this AU, but imagine Norton got cursed when he detonated explosives in Golden Cave and now he's stuck in Hunter form. Alice discovers him while she's investigating the mining disaster, and she agrees to help him break the curse? They end up falling in love along the way?
Bonus points: it's an urban fantasy AU and Norton has to be kept away from stuff like credit cards and tvs because magnets will mess those up.
LOL 'Obsession' 🤣😭😭
who ME?? surely not me -guilty guilty guilty, has been perceived and put on blast-
LOL BUT OH MY GOSH I ADORE THIS 👀
Alice spotting a creeping looming figure in the shadows and chasing after it cause she wild like that 🤣 Norton originally able to scare people away so he wouldn't be found but nothing is working on this chick lol Finally relenting and responding to her questions here and there but still hiding in the shadows, keeping away. Keeping this up for like weeks, where Alice would leave and comeback the next night, rinse and repeat. Until she turns off her flashlight and wanders into the darkness towards his voice, him kneeling down and hovering his face near where her hand is reached out and finally first contact 👀 Opening his glowing eye and now she gets the picture that this individual is huge just by the size of this eye. 🤌🤌🤌
Then having to work together to figure this curse thing OUT! having to relocated him when no one is around and hide him in her small apartment 🤣 The whole complex complaining that they are having trouble with their tvs and silverware going zero gravity-ish out of nowhere HAHA LOL LOL Friggin AWESOME 🤣🤣
Then get the doki dokis 😏 after a while heh "I know youre made of rocks but, sheesh like the statue of david rn" LOOOOOL
Love seeing everyone’s varying depictions of the Magnus Protocol gang but my drawing skills are BUSTED so even though I can’t draw her atm just know that my headcanon of Alice is this specific photo of Susan Kare lmao
The burning man debacle is rly captivating to me in the ‘convention dumpster fire poetic irony’ sense. Like ur telling me these silicon valley crystal guys are stuck in a flooding lake bed after calling the cops on climate change protestors holding up traffic into the festival? By telling the cops these unarmed protestors had a gun? Fantastic. And they’re dying from exposure- oh they’re scaring the shit out of each other with a fake ebola scare??? Of course. I’m sure they’re handling that normally. Just saw a video from a guy at the festival saying folks need to stop being ‘negative’ about the people who didn’t survive the night. And they can’t leave the flooding lake bed because nobody can move their cars- It appears Chris Rock and Diplo have escaped the lake bed by walking out, as it was only a few miles until they hit regular traffic. We do not know the state of the burning man sex plane, the plane at burning man you book to have sex in, which exists. Never before seen cataclysmic impact to the ‘white women with $5k veneers and box braids’ community.