#🍁 garden visitor: 🧋 anon
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hiii
i had this random brainrot because of wriothesleys tone of voice when clorinde kicked down his door (in the english dub) that just made it sound like it’s a normal occurrence and i then imagined that y/n just does it every. time. they’re back from intelligence gathering and always are like „oh we’re fontainians, we’re dramatic“ or „i’m sorry, something big happened and i don’t care about your door“
byee 🧋anon
Hahaha that's hilarious!
You: *kicks the door open*
Wriothesley (without looking up): "Oh hello, you're back again. You're aware the door has a doorknob, right?"
You: "Yeah, so?"
Wriothesley: "Maybe consider using it. Or do you perhaps lack doorknobs above ground?"
You: "Screw your door, we have a situation!"
Wriothesley: "I might have to screw the door shut eventually if you keep kicking it open like that. Anyway... tea?"
Pls... I love him so much kjdhfjksd
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Hellu
can i pls request roommate au and going stargazing?
like alhaitham would constantly show y/n constellations or something and kaveh ofc gets jealous and lets out his inner poet and says something really cheesy to y/n and kaveh and alhaitham end up fighting
ps: if there isn‘t already one can i be 🧋anon?
[-> Roommate AU brainrots]
Yes ofc you may be 🧋 anon :3
Welcome to the nonnie squad!
I feel like Alhaitham would be the first one to invite you out to go stargazing. Or well, you ask him if he wants to join you. Of course, he doesn't decline and accompanies you.
You sit down under a tree just outside the city. As usual, he has some book with him and starts reading the minute you sit down. He can't bring himself to concentrate though. Not when the stars reflect so beautifully in your eyes and the moonlight illuminates your face so perfectly. He finds himself so mesmerized he actually puts his book down and gazes up at the stars with you.
Eventually, Alhaitham begins to show you star constellations and starts to tell you little facts about them. Eventually, you get tired and rest your head on his shoulder - lucky for him that it's dark because you can bet his face is beet red!
As soon as you return home Kaveh asks you where you've been and you enthusiastically tell him that you went stargazing with Alhaitham and how cool it was. He tries to hide that he is envious to the best of his ability.
Some weeks later when both you and Kaveh are awake at a late hour he randomly asks you if you want to go outside and look at the stars with him.
You both sit down on the front porch and look up at the stars together as well that night. Kaveh too finds himself mesmerized by the magical glow of your skin under the moonlight and it makes his heart almost burst out of his chest. He wants nothing more than to press you against his chest and bury his face into your hair and trail his fingers down your back, but he knows it would probably be inappropriate.
So instead, he goes the poetic route.
"Don't you think we are like stars?"
"What do you mean?"
"Something in our life can happen that makes us burst open; but when we burst open and think we are dying, we're actually just turning into a supernova. And then eventually when we look back at ourselves we come to realize that we're suddenly more beautiful than we've ever been before."
#🍁 dust mail#🍁 garden visitor: 🧋 anon#genshin impact#genshin x reader#alhaitham x reader#kaveh x reader#genshin brainrot#genshin scenarios#genshin imagines#genshin fanfic
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I’m just gonna write this down before I forget it feel free to answer later
do you think jing yuan would be a funny person?
like to joke around or do you think he’s all serious?
and I know you may be biased but I don’t care
🧋anon
I'm hella biased, but I also have proof for my claims! Ahem... in this essay I will...
He straight up goes and calls himself an "old man".
"meditating with eyes closed"? Funny way of saying your hobby is sleeping, Jing Yuan.
I'll just let this one speak for itsself...
Just... this part of a daily chat... bro is straight up just like "nah, I'm sleeping at that time. DNI"
And then there is also the entire interaction where he stole Yanqing's chess pieces in his character trailer.
Plus... the General's Diary
My guy thought he was buying a cat and was flabbergasted when it kept growing and growing and turned out to be a lion. He literally got scammed buying a cat. He is also horrible at naming. Mimi... okay, cute - fitting for a lion... not really. But "Wave-Treading Snow Lion". Sir... please, you cannot be serious.
In conclusion:
There is not an ounce of seriousness in this man.
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hey dust
My sumeru plant gang is doing good
and I pulled Kazuha
and I finished my jing yuan cosplay in celebration of getting good relics for him
ok thats all
🧋anon
Heyyy!
Congrats on getting the maple boy! <3
He's a great character!
And hell yeah! Jing Yuan cosplay 👀
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Ok I’ve changed my mind about jing yuan
Like I had him benched until yesterday when I finally got to the luofu and he is 12/10 husbando material i love him
also he kick hard with his lightcone
🧋anon
Hehehe, yesss!! Come join us on the down-bad for Jing Yuan club 👀
He is a magnificent man. I agree 12/10, 100/10 even! 🥰
His lightcone is amazing! His playstyle is also super fun! I love him normal amount.
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Hey dust
i completed the sumeru plant gang today with a white and a dark flower with two big leaves
guess what I called them
-🧋
Oooh, Cyno and Tighnari? 👀🤭
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Hey it’s 🧋anon again
And as a girl myself I learned that my girlfriend (also a girl duh) is very self conscious as well so I just made her cosplay with me and we both had fun so go try cosplaying it’s really fun
also I wish I could include a picture of haihai and kaveh plant here but I’m on anon
they look really good and I even painted them their own flowerpots
good night dust
Hey!!
Aww that's so cute! I might eventually... as soon as I find something that hasn't bare legs (Yelan or Kafka are currently my fav). Shouldn't be too hard to talk my boyfriend into it as well. He already looks like a younger Welt from HSR so he technically doesn't even have to do much 😎
And it's no problem! I believe that Haihai and Kaveh are thriving under your care 🤭
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MY AL HAITHAM COSPLAY IS WORKING OMG IT LOOKS SO COOL AND I FINALLY GET TO DO A REAL PHOTOSHOOT WITH IT
also I have a kaveh plant now
way too happy 🧋anon
Oooooh! That's so cool! 😱
Have fun with the photoshoot. That sounds exciting!
I wanna cosplay so bad one day as well. But with Genshin's designs, it doesn't help that I'm self-conscious about my legs because literally, almost every girl has their legs exposed *cries*
I think I'd opt for Yelan or Jean though if I had to choose. I love them both. If we'd talk Honkai then definitely Kafka!
And yaaay! Kaveh has found a loving home. Take good care of him. And remember to not put him next to Alhaitham or he might wilt /j 🤭
Hope you have a great day/weekend, Nonnie!!
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Hey guess what
yea it’s 🧋anon again with a question this time
so am I the only one who doesn’t think of jing yuan specifically as like “hot/handsome” like what is going on with my brain
also the ai thing made me kinda sad because I write myself sometimes
anyways bye I’ll head to bed now
Helloooo :3
Well, I certainly can't relate because I'm down bad horrendous for the man and could stare at him all day long sdjfkhsj.
He could send the Cloud Knights after me, handcuff me and throw me in jail and I'd probably thank him for giving me the time of day, ngl. Don't perceive me and my down-badness.
And yeeeeah, the AI stuff is just everywhere at this point. Be it writing, music or painting... I honestly hope the non-creative people will get tired of it eventually. Especially seeing how so many people are openly against it and platforms starting to ban it left and right.
Goodnight nonnie! Hope you sleep well! <3
I'll be heading to bed in a minute myself. I gotta attend a lecture tomorrow 😴
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I CAN‘T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE LINEART NOT LINEART-ING AND I AM MAD
it’s like way too relatable and I hate it
also i just got myself some new plants and one of them literally has these weird sprouts that look like al haithams hair so i call it haihai now
might get a red one just for the memes
🧋anons brain tends to be all over the place at around 10pm as it seems
anyways hope you have/had a good day
Lineart is both cathartic and the bane of my existence istg 😭
It always takes forever for me to do it because I'm a perfectionist but once it is done it looks and feels satisfying!
And awww that's so cute! Not me who also secretly named her red camellia Kaveh. I have nothing that looks similar to Haitham otherwise I'd have a plant named after him as well haha! 😆
Not me literally becoming the main character of "Photosynthesis Pals" drabble I wrote a while back at that point lmao.
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also i just learned that you’re german and so we’re in the same time zone so you actually get this at 11pm
and congrats on your little garden it’s beautiful my stuff just doesn’t wanna grow :(
🧋anons brain is still malfunctioning
And I'm answering this almost a day later because adulting is a bitch at the moment! Can't wait for my vacation, by god, I need it! x.x
But yay, timezone buddies! <3
And ty ty. I used to be a horrible gardener... mostly because I kept forgetting to water my plants. But once I got rid of that bad habit and learned more about plants, my plant babies are happy and flourishing :3
Some plants are more demanding than others though, so if you wanna start gardening, buying a beginner-friendly plant is usually what I'd recommend!
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Ok since I am still awake at this ungodly hour o’clock I am just gonna dump all my brainrots into this choose any you want to write or don’t
so like I am obsessed with Yoimiya atm and she just feels like the perfect best friend like going out with her and making fireworks or cute matching trinkets together and just chilling in inazuma
ok next one is ayato with a s/o who really likes cuddling him and just like randomly spooning him *squeaks in this has been on my mind way too long and it’s just so adorable*
Wow this really got a bit long and I should sleep by now but I don’t have to get up early tomorrow so I don’t care
anyways have a nice day or night and sorry if there’s any grammar mistakes :3
🧋anons brain just went brrrrr
Yoimiya is such an angel! She is so cheerful and sweet and nice, aaaah! I'd love to have her as my bestie fr. Imagine getting a personal firework show for your birthday. Or just going out to grab some lunch with her and gossip about things. Perfect 10/10. She is so cute, I hate that I don't have her in-game yet since her reruns are always at a horrible time for me shjdhsj.
And the Ayato one?! *malfunctions*
Just imagine he comes to bed late and when he lies down you subconsciously roll over to his side and hug him from behind. then nuzzling your face into his back/neck and feeling his warmth.
I think he'd be really cuddleable and he probably also smells nice. I imagine something fresh and flowery.
*squeals uncontrollably*
Thanks for that mental image. I feel very soft >.<
I hope you had a nice day, nonnie! <33
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Hello hope everything is going well
Are you willing to write for female characters?
Have a nice day :3
🧋anon
Hello!! I'm doing good, aside from being a little more busy as of late 💕
Hope you're good too, nonnie! :3
And I thought about writing for female characters before but I found I can't really write anything that isn't platonic. Because in order to write a romantic reader insert I personally like to think/insert myself into the Reader (and what I like in the regard of a relationship/blooming relationship) and I struggle to do that romantically for relationships between women.
Reason for that... I'm straight and can't imagine being romantically involved with another woman. And while I can definitely appreciate a fellow woman's attractiveness it doesn't go beyond "wow they're gorgeous". Once again proof that we can't choose our sexuality.
So that's why I don't see myself writing for the female characters in a romantic way. Platonic definitely - I sometimes include them already in my fics (mostly as side characters though or friends of Reader).
And last but not least, I hope my explanation doesn't come across in the wrong way. This is not to say "straight" is the only right way or the norm, because it isn't and it's the last thing you'd ever find me saying. There is no right and no norm when it comes to love, it's just my personal sexual attraction getting in the way here.
I hope my rambles made sense... 😅
#🍁 dust mail#🍁 garden visitor: 🧋 anon#not my brain going brrrrr when trying to find appropriate wording#and on the note of all of that: happy pride month 🌈
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hii
I just want to say thanks for always writing so adorable and fun stuff it always makes my day better especially if I am not feeling all that good
Sincerely 🧋anon
hiii :3
Awww, thank you so much for the kind words and thanks for reading my works, it means the world to me 🥰 *hugs*
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Hi
Ok so first of all my sumeru plant gang is doing good
Also I just graduated and am gonna go to uni soon
🧋anon
Hiii! Heck yeah, we love to hear it! <3
Congrats on graduating and good luck at uni! It's a huge next step and chapter in life, enjoy it 🥰
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