#“you can't smoke in here!!”
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truly obsessed with the latest very important people episode.
"it's me and you against the world! what's up with that!" 🤝 vic getting spanked and then subsequently pantsed 🤝 "it's gross, and it's gonna meme, and i don't want that." 🤝 vic drinking an entire mug of coffee, pickle juice, and werthers wrappers 🤝 ""i came." i love that chapter." 🤝 "the colour is your colour." 🤝 "have i ever killed a dog? yes. have i ever lost a tooth? no." 🤝 lisa and vic eating press on nails 🤝 "you've never had pizza." "only the sewer kind." 🤝 "you've never been with a man, have you?" 🤝 "i'm being a good interview!" 🤝 the two of them threatening each other with chairs 🤝 "i love to love hair. i love to love war." 🤝 "i know you don't want me to sing, i'm gonna sing." 🤝 "why is your hair so small?" "because you burned it all off-" 🤝 "what is the meaning of life?" "family." 🤝 "psych!!"
this lives rent free in my brain i hope vic and lisa know what they've done, truly the vip!vic lore in this episode is unmatched
#vip#vic michaelis#lisa gilroy#very important people#dropout tv#dropout#“you can't smoke in here!!”#vic's ex-step-grandmother
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taiyang xiao long rolls "worst joint ever." banned from summer & ravens smoke sessions for 3 days.
#strq#taiyang xiao long#summer rose#raven branwen#rwby#my art#certified str-crossed posttt 🤩🌻🌹🐦🍾🥂💥#i'm noticing just how sad i made tai look...#its okay i would also turn into a sopping wet puppy if i was the reason summer made that face 🤕🔨#raven's like “you see. this is why the only thing you're in charge of is running to 7eleven to buy taquitos for us.”#and summer turns to tai like “baby i'm sorry i can't defend you here because what the hell...”#he doesn't smoke he just sits in the room with them kicking his legs giggling on the bed watching hgtv.#and also being prepared for the chance that summer or raven will kiss him so hard he passes out 🤯💥🧨‼️
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she walks the lonely street, stares at herself and thinks:
“this is someone i don't want to know.”
#ts2#ts2 premades#veronaville#juliette capp#my renders#FIRST TIME ACTUALLY ASSEMBLING A SCENE... it's hard. but it's kind of fun too?#juliette's tip! they can't fire you for drinking on the job if you're in a power struggle with your aunt over control of the company!#(they absolutely can.)#timeskip veronaville#<- in case that was unclear. LMAO#she would look soooo at home with a cigarette in her right hand here. unfortunately i decided long ago that she doesn't smoke. 💔
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Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Smoke's Fall
[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face]
#mortal kombat#mk1 behind the scene au#tomas vrbada#smoke#sub zero#scorpion#bi han#kuai liang#lin kuei brothers#you can't convince me that tomas didn't panic during that scene#the man can use his smoke powers to fly#but once nitara hit him he suddenly couldn't summon his magic?#that was panic attack for sure#so here a behind the scene au in which his brothers went to rescue#because none of them trusted nitara to catch their bro#johnny probably had a heart attack too once smoke almost get himself killed lol
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my favourite thing about the always sunny podcast is listening to rcg all say something extremely neurodivergent and then agree amongst themselves and convince themselves its completely normal
#and to be clear im not diagnosing them charlie said he wasn't neurotypical#like deadass i think. the reason some of their writers just completely botch the gang's motivations/dialogue sometimes is bc at their core#these characters are all. SO autistic. which inevitably leads to them being misunderstood by others outside their group#whether rcg realizes it or not they inject this very specific vibe of neurodivergence into the gang#and its why they will just. argue over inconsequential details bc they Need to be understood completely#they can't just drop it unless they are crystal fucking clear#imo the biggest mistake other writers make is thinking that the gang is completely desensitized when its more like#they just don't react the way you would expect#which is often... adjacent to that but still distinct. and its trauma that influences this as well#the gang does not believe they themselves are 'bad people'. theyre most often oblivious to the fact that the things they do are insane#rob saying he doesnt pick up on social cues and then going on to argue in circles with glenn#i dont think last week was anything crazy but i think. rob doesn't know when to let up. which is a problem that *i* have#and while it comes across as being confrontational in an 'im right youre wrong' way i dont think its driven by ego here#just like with how as they said mac and dennis are making up while chucking bread rolls at each other#on both sides its frustration at being misunderstood#but they are all similar enough that even if they disagree over small details theyre usually on the same page. and this can be beneficial!!#thats the conclusion of the ep!!!! whether its suggesting smoking to cancel out the toxic apple skin or suggesting words u cant think of#glenn said he was upset about feeling misrepresented and picked on#dennis gets angry for those exact reasons in.... ALL of his big rage scenes#its frustration that leads to anger because youre speaking to (another) brick wall and you can't adequately explain yourself#which. glenn is clearly more competent than dennis & i think a lot of the time in sunny the gang is WAY more obtuse for the sake of comedy#but its interesting to watch the dynamic because as charlie said last week#they are mac and dennis (especially when theyre fighting)#i just think.. they are in a semi-unique position to understand this because this is how they are. while several other writers do not get i#ada speaks#untagged
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#i probably come off sounding pretentious when i get excited about radiation incidents#like. uhm actually hiroshima was an airburst explosion so the fallout is minimal. chernobyl however exploded on the ground and included...#hot particles which blah blah blah
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Okay gosh uhm
I am not an expert in any way, but basically what I was referencing is how the different types of explosions (Hiroshima atom bomb air burst vs Chernobyl reactor meltdown) had drastically different levels of fallout
Let me preface by saying that this in no way is meant to minimize the real destruction, pain and suffering caused by the Hiroshima bombing - that is unspeakably heinous, but that is another post. This is specifically about the science of nuclear fallout
When the Hiroshima bomb exploded, it had not yet reached the ground. The heat and shockwave it produced were extreme and deadly, but the radiation did not stick around as long as one may expect. When that kind of explosion goes off in the air, radioactive particles disperse in the atmosphere and die out relatively quickly. Hiroshima today is a thriving metropolis - forever changed by its nuclear history but safe and livable!
Chernobyl, however, is another story entirely. The exclusion zone is still considered uninhabitable. One could visit and even spend a day or two in the area, but living there every day (as some people do, but again, that's another post) could have serious health effects. The ambient radiation levels are unsafe, even miles from ground zero.
Why?
Well. When the reactor exploded, it sent actual pieces of radioactive fuel into the atmosphere, which rained down all over the immediate area. Not particles that would disperse in the air, whole pieces of active fuel rods just... everywhere. There are still tiny bits of these rods and similarly radioactive materials from the explosion just... hanging out on and in the ground in Chernobyl, continuing to put out radiation. This is in addition to the core of the reactor that actually melted down, but that has been largely enclosed and shielded (though as it continues to slowly degrade there is a risk of further contamination to the ground/groundwater - another post!) The little hot particles everywhere? How do you shield or enclose them? How do you even find them all without putting people in danger? If you could, how long would it take?
There's more to it, of course, and if you want to learn more I highly recommend the Half Life Histories series of videos on YouTube by Kyle Hill. He's an actual scientist who can explain this stuff SO much better than I ever could.
#nuclear science#chernobyl#hiroshima#i can't believe anyone wanta to see me babble about this but uh hi here it is thank you#nuclear disaster#radiation incident#ask to tag#kyle hill#also the chernobyl reactor stayed on fire for a long time and all that smoke coming out of it carried more radioactive particles...#in a meltdown the nuclear material is fueling itself uncontrollably and producing immense heat and radiation and just. man. i can't explain#it's so much worse than a single explosion. fallout-wise
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Vices
Some things you do just to see, how bad they'll make you feel
#trigun#nicolas d wolfwood#do you ever get sad and decide to blast some butt rock until you can't hear your thoughts anymore#anyway here's a weefwoof#cw smoking
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@raventhekittycat
hi okay so I've been mulling this one over for the past day or two and I think I have the answer. not to be using hamburger to explain anything to an american but you're my detco mutual so I'm going to try and explain it in detco terms
There's a post going around recently about how if you've read detco and only detco, the first time hakuba shows up you're going to be totally flummoxed, because damn this guy is clearly important, he gets to be even cooler than Shinichi, he's got a half-page shot of him (in such a panel-dense series such as Detective Conan, no less!!) and he's got a fucking hawk. he's CLEARLY important. everything about the narrative is indicating that you need to PAY ATTENTION to hakuba and that he's the coolest guy and he's important!!!! and then he dies in the case lol (not for real. but still.)!! and you're like huh??? what was that. why did aoyama do that.
But with the context of magic kaito this totally makes sense. He's a beloved character that people have been waiting decades to see again. Of course Aoyama is going to hype him up!! It's his big moment after years of being locked in the backrooms!!!
Anyways reading birdmen for me was kind of like that. The author's previous series, Kekkaishi, was pretty one-dimensional at the beginning, and even after the main plot started picking up at around volume 6, it still felt quite understandable. I knew what she was trying to get at, and the spectacular job she did with the anthropocene and climate change metaphor towards the end of that series really made me interested in the rest of her works. That and the way she writes familial relationships is absolutely DEVASTATING. (I mean this with the highest of praise)
But when I read BIRDMEN for the first time, I was probably in... middle school, maybe? And I read it, sure, but I didn't get it. I could see what was literally happening on the page but the narrative choices were absolutely baffling at times. Why skip over the entire part of the plot where they figure out who the birdman that saved them was? She blatantly doesn't care about that. What does she care about then?? I knew I didn't get it, I knew there were parts of it that were important and I couldn't figure out why and THAT'S how it dug its pretty little claws into me. Even after I finished catching up it nagged at me a little bit, not often at all, but enough that every once in a while I go, huh, right, that was a thing, let me go read it again.
For the record this type of story haunting has happened to me twice. First time was the Heart of Thomas, second time was BIRDMEN. I think the thing is that these are both stories which are not what other people say they are and I think I came into both of these stories with a misconception, trying to look too hard for things that weren't important and therefore missing the things that were.
Because sure, BIRDMEN is about mental illness. Yeah, it's about an evil scientific organization growing mutants in a lab. Yeah, it's about what it means to leave your humanity behind. That's all technically correct, on a surface level, and the fandom at large likely agrees with these takes for the most part, but in my opinion none of that really delves into what the thematic messaging of the story is about.
There are cryptic conversations about authority and human extinction and peculiar outfit and ability choices. You can tell these choices weren't made to serve the purpose of "writing exciting shonen manga" because that was what she did for the most part in Kekkaishi and you can tell she wasn't putting her whole pussy into doing that here. So what was she doing? What's like. All of this. Waves my hands at this.
The short answer is that it's really about the interplay between capitalism (represented by humanity) and communism (represented by birdmen), and explores the role institutional white supremacy (EDEN) plays in enforcing capitalism. It is ALSO about queer liberation and the importance of community, but hey, that double-stacks conveniently with the communism metaphor.
But also take this opinion of mine with a grain of salt. As far as I know I'm the only one who really truly deeply believes that it is not only AN interpretation of the work, but one that was fully intended by the author.
So basically, I like it, because I think it says something true and beautiful that I also believe in, even if I didn't have the words for it the first time I read it. But I don't really think that's what people really look for in a media recommendation.
Do I like it? Yes, I love it. Will I recommend it to others? Yeah, sure. But do I think it's deeply flawed? Yeah, absolutely. It's flawed in the same ways as The Witch from Mercury— a rushed ending, too many threads that were opened and never tied together. The pacing and characterization is perfect in the beginning, and too rushed at the end. There are prerequisites you basically HAVE to read in order to understand the story (tempest for G-Witch and the communist manifesto for birdmen). I think a truly good story wouldn't have any of these things so if people don't like it I never blame them.
It's my personal experiences that make birdmen so profound to me. If you are not queer I just don't think Eishi coming out as a birdman to his mom will hit the same, just as an example. Sorry that I wasn't the kid you wanted me to be. I know you love me and you just want the best for me and that's why you're so controlling, because you think I can be saved by conforming to societal expectations. But I can't live like that. I can't be like that. And that's why I must go. etc.
Aesthetically I do love birdmen a lot. If I had to describe it in a few words it would probably be "chilling", "beautiful", and "powerful", which nicely coincides with the type of things I personally like to draw. It's also silly to a small degree but it's so serious and I know Tanabe can be way way way funnier (read kekkaishi for this. kekkaishi and hanazakari no kimitachi he were foundational to my sense of sequential art humor) so that's not really the standout trait of this series.
I can't let it go because I'm chewing this series like a bone. And it's taking me years but I am getting that sweet sweet marrow. By god. We are on year 3 of this shit and I am GOING to understand this series. and I'm going to make 3 video essays about it
#just thinking thoughts...#stray bird thoughts#so it's like... I don't like it because birdmen is good#I think I like it because I am a certain type of person and the author was trying to say something specifically to the type of person I am#OH#I'M THE TARGETED AUDIENCE THATS WHY I LIKE IT.#YEAH THATS REALLY IT!!!#A long time ago I said that birdmen wasn't written for the people who read it at the time it serialized.#it was written for the people they would become.#and I stand by that 100%#if it really stays with you there is going to be a reason even if you can't articulate it yet#and it may APPEAR sloppy to someone who doesn't see the queer or communist metaphor#like 'what is she doing what is she saying here she's not saying anything meaningful and emphasizing the wrong things'#but that sort of presumes she is gunning to make 'the best shonen manga ever'#which she clearly isn't.#I remember when I was reading fma with a bunch of my classmates and I'd lend them a volume or two every day#and a piece of feedback I received that has stuck with me was 'volume 15 was so boring'#(that was the volume recounting the ishval civil war. it was boring because we were middle schoolers and didn't REALLY get it.)#and like. I think to people who are looking for something like kks. the whole thing is going to feel like fma volume 15#like WHAT is she going on about? ? ?#like witch hat and dunmesh I think are similar types of stories but I think these two are just executed way better than bm#but because of that it is just not as compelling to me you know.#like yeah yeah it's well constructed. we all see it's well constructed.#the metaphor is so well constructed that I don't feel the need to point it out. everyone is saying it already you know#but bm is cryptic enough and just slightly missed that execution enough that I feel like I'm pulling the analysis out of a smoking wreckage#recently I've been watching mentourpilot videos about airplane accidents and like. that's exactly it.#there's nothing to say about a perfectly executed flight.#it's the ones that failed. and in particular the ones that just barely failed by a little bit. that compels people the most.#cue my de communism is failure post. bc that bm sure did fail.
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#modern warfare#call of duty#nikto#Nikodim Egorov#now this one really killed me#had to readjust their poses so many tiiiiimes#also don't question why nikto is smoking#i have a shithead OC that smokes through a (fabric) mask#so I went on autopilot and posed nikto with a cig#and then I realized#wait you can't smoke through a ballistic mask cause that things solid#but whatever its funny so here he is#also can't really see it but nikto's arm is resting against rodion's leg#blender renders#my shit
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so on top of the new gemstore stuff and Black Lion copter, some really neat dieselpunk skins came out for Halloween this year. I'm kinda digging them, and since I haven't seen anybody else spotlight them yet, here's a handful of the designs!
for anyone wanting to check out the rest via the in-game wardrobe, they're called the Grim Machine weapon set.
#gw2#Guild Wars 2#my posts#I'm betting people probably haven't seen them yet since you can't preview them via the achievement panel for some reason#so here you go here's a few of them. they're neat i dig it#i'm fond of steampunk and dieselpunk stuff in general tho#most also have moving gears and pumps and stuff too + the smoke puffing out of the chimneys
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forgive the bad lighting/slightly odd angles, i can't take a better photo of these right now. anyway, while i still don't have access to my beloved graphics tablet, here's some scribbly pen sketches of the artificer, in both feral and anthro forms (the anthro form is from my rain world au, which i.... still haven't talked about......)
#fun fact you can't see properly here but their top has part of the back cut out so the smoke from there can escape#also yes their arms are proportionally long. but no their right arm wasn't meant to look quite that long. r.i.p.#rain world#rain world art#rain world downpour#the artificer#rw artificer#art#traditional art#drawing#traditional drawing#cyst-efface (au)#<- i'll make a proper introduction later but that's all you get for the moment! a name and a drawing of 💖💖💖artificer💖💖💖
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Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Get. Lost
[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)] [Scenography (2)] [Show off!] [Favorite brother] [Climbing on the wall (nonsense)] [Tomas’ commentary] [Perfectly fine] [Sexy, sexy man~♪] [Brothers between filming - Scenography(3)] [Wrong team!] [Since when you two are friends?!] [I like being evil sorcerer more] [I forgot my line, sorry!] [Read the script Kuai!]
#mortal kombat#mk1 behind the scenes au#sub zero#bi han#kuai liang#scorpion#tomas vrbada#smoke#mentioned harumi shirai#look i'm here for aro ace bi han#you can pry it from my cold dead hands#but also i'm here to make pyromancer kuai liang miserable as much as possible#so here is a lin kuei rule the younger son of grandmaster can't marry or date before the heir and bi han is dodging this duty for years#and will do it for as long as possible XDD#so yes i'm making kuai suffer for bringing his beloved harumi he loves since childhood and giving him aro ace to the core older brother XD#i guess their dad was kind enough to lower the bar and allow kuai to ask out harumi when bi han will date someone#instead of waiting for bi han to actually marry 'cause the poor boy may never have a chance otherwise
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#they needa make a banging my hand on the floor repeatedly emoji for me to express myself for now take interrobang no smoking emojis ⁉️🚭#i thought i already had these coloured in but i can't find them?#so heres something i coloured in on ibis when i didn't hav access to my drawing tablet#aaaah they need to have a head in hands emoji aswell i'm. aaah. i'm. i'm.#orginally just wanted to post the noctis one but nyeeh i have the aeron one too so why not.#hahahahaa reposting drawings i've already posted thats just what i do and tbh if i can barely remember where a drawing is then you (whoever)#probably don't know/remember this drawing as well and wouldn't know if im reuploading the same thing again#sketchs#yeah whtever go fish
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lol just learned that exposure to cigarette smoke while working is still considered secondhand smoke
please have the common courtesy to not smoke when going through fast food drive throughs
#I already have breathing problems I don't need this shit#also everyone and their mom smokes here#I have had people literally breathe smoke in my face while cashing them out#and then my drive-thru booth smells like smoke for like 10 mins after#and like. I don't give a shit if you smoke#I promise you I don't care#but please for the love of the gods don't do it in drive-thrus#we can't walk away from that shit
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google how do i enjoy smoking weed again. Google how do I go back in time to mend that which was broken
#the craziest switch up you will ever see in your life is me one year ago smoking daily to me now smoking like. once or twice a month#it's scary bc it's like i can't smoke anymore. i get racing thoughts real bad and instead of vegging out i feel guilty about being “lazy”#which sucks bc now that i work full time something that could turn my brain off after work would be SO helpful#and i miss being so effortlessly awed by what i consumed while high. tv music food whatever#I'll never get that back again. or maybe i will. who fckn knows!#anyway if I'm on tumblr less now it's cuz I've been “welcome to the real world sucker'd” and never have the energy to be here anymore#if u need me im playin mobile solitaire and listening to an episode of frasier
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If you think that you don't need to care about others, and think carcinogenic secondhand smoke isn't a problem for babies or pets, or think that asthma is an skill issue -
Go suck on an car exhaust if you love smoke so much.
#Sorry I am grumpy#If you dislike smoking why do you go somewhere else#Bro I am waiting for the train here#Just like you#I can't go somewhere else#They are smoking everywhere#Even if it's explicitly not allowed#If you think that standing in the train with a cigarette in your mouth and lighter in hand to turn it on while getting out of the train m#Is the normal way to enjoy a cig#The skill issue might be with you actually
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