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gossip-girl-of-middleearth · 3 years

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I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penile compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

#“just proves that he is not a man since growing a 8 foot shlong wasn’t the first thought that crossed his mind“#I can’t—#oml #so true but just shouldn’t be said 😂#I don’t delve into reddit often #because of all the whiny men #but this is pretty funny ngl #not tumblr funny #but close #Sauron #mairon #Annatar #Angband #angbang #the silmarillion #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #elves #lotr shitpost #silmarillion #mirkwood #Mordor #tyelpe #celebrimbor #Melkor #morgoth #Tolkien #Silmarillion humor

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