i am currently imagining bully baji and cute nerd reader 😾🤲🏼

bully! baji who calls you a dumb slut whenever he sees you around the halls. he never fails to ruin your day by purposely tripping you, taking your books until you beg for it, flipping your skirt in front of his friends and/or stealing your lunch and making you feed him.

it’s not his fault he hates you so much. he hates your cute face. hates how smart you are. and hates how bad he wants to stuff his tongue in your cunt. you look so pretty when you cry, look prettier when you’re crying on his cock during your so called “study sessions”. he tells you that it helps him study better, that being balls deep in your cunt will help him get a better grade, help him focus on the material. and you believe him, you allow him to play with your pussy, cockwarming him while he does his homework, pussy fluttering around his girth. he loves it, he loves you. loves how naive you are and how he’s the only person who can take advantage of you.

WE HIT PIN LIMIT AGAIN SO WE GOTTA CLEAR IT - DINOFAM PIN SENTENCE STARTERS                    warning for incredibly nsfw content and referencing of dark topics like murder, feel free to change names when needed.

THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

he just spontaneously combusted in panic

HAD to talk to owen about the bra found in his room and accidently set the room on fire

Yes, wine makes bella very slutty just ask Dick

bella ‘pink wine makes me slutty’ grady

owen ‘really aging into my personality’ grady

owen: you’re dating me bella: excuse she could be dating me instead claire: why not both?

sharing is clairing keeley

om f g DICK PUT YOURSELF AWAY

I wish I could dip my whole life in canes sauce

I just googled what’s the weirdest thing a turkey has done

sad day, make you mad monday, tear your heart out tuesday, watch you weep wednesday, therapy inducing thursday,fuck you up friday, and sadder day

maybe shane madej was who we were all along

pigeons don’t have dicks

wanna, uh, find the chaos theory in my pants?

CLAIRE HAS HAD OWEN’S DICK ON LOCKDOWN FOR OVER THREE YEARS

She got that higher power pussy

Very aware, Much ascend

I’d like to do a father exchange

everyone: praises bella’s existance keeley: yeah i might kill her off

I’ll get back to normal rage eventually

and yet u supplied the head

listen, you cant plan for it murder just happens to people sometimes

im sure my friend would gladly be fertiliser

listen theres about to be a murder if they continue this

claire sees a lot of ass

What light through yonder backboard breaks. It is the east and Juliet is the ball

owepigeon is a fucking nightmare but i support him

can you even read

I hate this server

I heard Owen Grady fucking sucks dick. That Owen Grady is a wood pecker

owen grady pecks wood

I love that little fucker

I don’t know, consult the oracle.

the whole cult thing is really sold on that many of us have the same face

hey guys i’m looking for a good cult to join, i heard they are really loving and the killing is a plus. any ideas?

DINOFAM IS THE CULT FOR YOU

i’m just here for the cult shit

jesus wants to hill that little bitch

I WOULD KILL HIM

if rachel could meet anyone living or dead it’d be stanley kubrick

SAVE THE DRINKS WORRY ABOUT THE DINOS LATER

jurassic world is for alcoholics now folks

there’s going to be so much drinking on my park

hill him by your dead

by my dead

hill him

Funny Stuff said on a Discord chat the Sentence Meme.

taken from a discord chat that my friends and I are in together and say a lot of weird shit in .

001.     no fucc no succ no luck. 002.     i hope i die. 003.     i’m gay. 004.     ahoy bitch 005.     larry the cutecumber wink 006.     God is Bigger than The Boogie Man 007.     eat my sparkly family friendly dick you cockdouche mothershitter 008.     what the fuck did I just type 009.     stab me mom 010.     why are you knifing me mom 011.     death awaits me at the gates of hell (jumping onto my pony) Later nyall 012.     i'm scared of talking food 013.     fam if u wanna be included in the weeding dong pull this shit 014.     let weeding dong die 015.     nintendo can suck my donkey kongs 016.     hey let's read veggietales porn 017.     i lay awake at night thinking about hajime 018.     i was threatened? 019.     I want to die 020.     guess i'm a real dick sucker now 021.     i’m doing god's work 022.     god is so toxic 023.     choke on a walnut 024.     CHOKE ON A NUT 025.     gimm like `0 moints to make coffee 026.     i thought discord borked 027.     GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED 028.     THE BEE MOVIE IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE 029.     im dlirting. disgusted flirtying 030.     do you have time to talk about our lord and savior ____ 031.     i'm literally disowning all of you 032.     buzz buzz 033.     i want death 034.     hajime is G A Y ; you can quote me on that 035.     (with love) Die 036.     bork bork 037.     they should spend a night in the wendigo cave 038.     good christian boy 039.     i will personally dropkick you into a pond of geese 040.     I AM THE EGG MAN HEAR ME CRACK 041.     (stabs self, yolk goes spilling everywhere) oh no! my yolk! 042.     AH NO !!! WATERSPORTS 043.     SHIT FUCKING GODDAMN asshole 044.     i hope u fuc king fuck urself u motherfucker cocktwat aSS FU CKER SHIT SICLE TWAT BAG 045.     the fuck the fucking FUCK 046.     i should've shoved spongebob up his ass 047.     I'M GONNA MCFREAKIN(TM) SHOVE A COCKSICLE IN THE CANNON BALL GERONIMO BEARFUCKER SCHMUCKS!!!!!!! 048.     GOD IS DEAD 049.     when life gives you lemons take those lemons and shove them so far up the earth's ass everything fucking explodes and we all die so we're finally released frOM OUR MEANINGLESS FUCKING EXISTENCE LMAO LIFE CAN KISS MY ASS I NEVER WANTED THESE LEMONS HONESTLY JUST FUCKING S U C K I T 050.     I JSS UT C HCOKED ON A AUFCKCIGN ME ABT BALL VOER THESE 051.     everypony run 052.     FUCK YOU ME QUOTE 053.     wanna meet up in some catacombs? it’ll be sexy i promise 054.     every time i breathe i get receiptsd 055.     his ahoge is a shooty 056.     hajime. cant. shooty. his. gay. 057.     ko will take hajimes ahoge and shoot himself 058.     im washing my eyes with acid as i type 059.     ____ I'M GONNA BORK YOU NOW 060.     fUCK OFF YOU EDGY PRICK I WAS JOKIGN 061.     um, i have a winter feel, check your seasons. 062.     i will murder all of you 063.     it's a fuckin fanfiction 064.     gay voice: i'm in 065.     physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot 066.     jesus don't you know your fucking veggietales lore

heyo its another ancient recovered animorphs liveblog post heho here we go

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bird torture: a fun animorphs book

we have reached true ax-tobias fusion. maximum shorm

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Back when I was a regular kid, school dances made me a little uneasy. I've always been a loner and all, and they just weren't my thing. But now! Now that I spent most of my life as a red-tailed hawk - hunting, flying, protecting my meadow - dances made me feel even weirder.

this is so funny??? imagine if marco was even a 5th as funny as tobias

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Bird-boy at the ball.

gkldfkdg fuckin,, Yea

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Did I mention that my name is Tobias? Just Tobias. Even if it were safe to tell you my last name, I'm not sure I'd know what to say. Whether it would be a human name, an Andalite name, or just "hawk." I don't know. Because, see, I'm a little of each.

Tobias Hawk. birdman boyo local forest resident feather friend tobias the third and fourth, son of The Blue Man

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It felt good to hear Jake say I was indispensable, but: with Jake you could never be sure anymore what was sincere. And what was just expedient. He'd been the most open of guys, back in the old days. What you saw with Jake was what you got. But he'd been a leader for a long time now. He'd learned to say what he needed to say.

Jake needed me as one of the Animorphs. He liked me, respected me, was happy for me when I was happy. And, when he had to, he used me without regard for anything but winning.

can everyone stop offering their insights as to how jake has changed its taking years off my life

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<Been boning up on famous leaders, haven't you?>

what does this mean. what the fuck does this mean. like i know these books were written a while ago but specifically what does this particular sentence mean right here right now (there is every possibility that it’s some kind of bizarre typo tho bc when ur getting things like “p J_L [-I p -P 1,” somewhat regularly u learn to give these books the benefit of the doubt but like. Still)

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ax: *guiding tobias through his first andalite morph and sharing andalite customs with him* me: *biting my fist, holding back tears* m-maximum shorm

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tobias is always going on about his amazing hawk vision and honestly im laughing bc im just imagining him looking at everything super zoomed in all the time like when u look through binoculars at someone who’s standing right in front of you i mean i know it doesn’t work like that bu t

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<Marco, what exactly are you doing in the fondue?> Rachel asked. <Exactly? Well ... I wanted to see if it would still taste good sucked up through a fly mouth. You gonna help me or do you just want to bust me? > <Let him get eaten,> Rachel advised.

rachel, my guiding light, my queen

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ok like. no offense but like. i have class tomorrow morning, i have to get up at 7, which is 4 hours from now, right. it’s 3am and i should be asleep right now, but instead i thought it’d be a fun idea to read some animorphs, u know, my favorite book series which always gives me happy emotions, like right now how it’s doing that by making me read this goddamn fuckening Bird Torture and the saddest fucking memories in the goddamn world happening all at once what the fuck??? like irl this is so fucked up this book is some new wave shit tier garbage why are u making me read this!!!

i Like tobias i literally dont Need this in my life, theyre physically torturing him and he’s dissociating super hard and reliving vivid memories of his shitty fucking human life and i dont have time for this i just dont! im tired!! stop hurting my son!!! im suing K.A. Applegate and Friends™ for the unfettered destruction of my emotional well-being what the Fuck

(you’ll have to excuse me for liveblogging literally none of it ok i tried but it’s just so much. it’s so much. theres no way to liveblog that, the only way to experience it is to read the whole thing all in one go and tangibly feel your soul slipping from your body until ur just a motionless husk hosting the echoes of the horrors you’ve just borne witness to, trust me on this)

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I started to run toward Rachel. She saw me and smiled. I slowed as I neared her, breathing hard. And suddenly I had my arms around her. I buried my face in her hair. She held me tightly. - I smiled. "Let's fly." "Yeah," she agreed. "Right after I do this." She kissed me. "Okay, now let's fly," she said and laughed her wild, wicked, self-mocking Rachel laugh. - Who am I? What am I? A bird. A boy. Something not quite human. Something more than human. The person Rachel loves.

i didnt go through all that andalite-themed buildup and 25 pages of bird torture and identity crises only to be met with this rachel/tobias heterosexual agenda propaganda in all honesty let’s be fuckig real here,,,

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it is now the next morning i got 2 and a half hrs sleep thanks tobias

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[moving on to a new book]

me when someone starts talkin shit

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But I really am your basic, average girl.

and im here to save the world, u cant stop me cause im kim po ssi ble

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<What am I looking for, exactly?> <A doodle. It's, um, of a .. . a heart,>  I stammered. I tried to climb up the desk leg. But it was metal. My claws couldn't get a grip. <Think I see it,> Rachel answered. <lf the heart has "Cassie Loves Jake" printed in the middle with a really dorky cupid drawn next to it.>

cassie

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“Okay, there's that girl, Holly Perry, you know, she transferred from Polk?" Marco said from his seat on one of the big bales of hay in my barn. "I want my Chee to ask her out for me. I tried a couple of times, but this thing happened with my voice." "He started clucking like the chicken he is," Rachel commented.

God,

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aldrea keeps referring to tobias as “the nothlit” rather than his name and im not rly sure what it’s supposed to indicate bc she’s literally a nothlit too? and she takes pride in being a nothlit, completely thinks of herself as hork-bajir and not andalite so it can’t be othering?? it’s also kind of interesting bc tobias completely thinks of himself as hawk and not human (well kind of) so it’s like? parallels??

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hte end

Shit my cousins and I say in our group chat:

- “I DONT LOOK LIKE A COW I EAT COWS” “cannibalism”

- “a goose laughing into hell”

- “IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH”

- “i cant unsee pandas as cows”

- “do cows have fur”

- “our songs are very meme-ful and emo-tional”

- “it’s raining men~” “lmao imagine their screams as they descend to the grounds at high speeds”

- “I heard the horrifying crunch of a snail’s soul under my foot just now” “u monster”

- “my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun” “Isn’t that a euphemism for penis” “Yeah bc sometimes I can be a dick” “It has been said”

- finger guns tiredly

- “IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS”

- “say bloody furry in front of the mirror three times and one will appear”

- “Say hello to my 16 furbabies” “how dare you call your children that”

- “i will disown you” “You won’t be the first, let me just say”

-“………..a fucking disgrace”

- “liBRO”

- 😀❓❔❓❔❕❔❕❔

- “i love it when my body decides to celebrate the final day of my finals by bleeding”

- “YOU ARE TO BE CLEANSED OF YOUR SINS OF SULLYING THE PURE IMAGE OF BEAVY THE BEAVER”

- “you may now kiss the bride” 👁👅👁

- “im not gonna pay 50 bucks for a political frog”

- “yo” “is it me you’re looking for?” “I can’t believe I sang my greeting with your reply smh” “it’s the modern way lmao”

“idk how you find all the panda vids” “Idk either they just come to me. like shits”

- “I am suffer”

- *sends video of self to the group* “my phone literally froze what satanism did you pass to me I’m screaming into hell”

- “my keyboard lagged” “fucking karma bitch” “suck a dick” 👁👅👁

- “everytime I read a smut fanfic that has the sentence ‘fluttering hole’ I actually imagined a butterfly fluttering it’s wings I want to die”

- “I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ANUSES FLUTTER ARE THEY FLUTTERING BECAUSE FARTING????”

- “YOU DO NOT ATTACK ME WITH ART AT 3.30AM”

- “What if my boobs make the eyes 3d”

- “Im second guessing everything I’ve decided and lol that sucks balls”

- *imagining what would happen if we have sugar daddies* “you’ll pay me back at home baby ;)” “but I’m a poor student I have no money”

- “I, a tiny,”

- “what is relax” “a foreign concept”

- “A BIRD MAMA. AN OBAMA”