#‘I can’t do my admin tasks today somebody metro-carded into the student staff lounge and filled it with balloons’
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:: laughs in Resident Assistant ::
#i have had so many bizarre and terrible jobs throughout my life#I used to use this as a selling point#‘can you work 36 hours over two days?’#‘what about 7 days a week (because we can’t pay you enough to leave your weekend gig)’#‘70+ hours per week?’ (healthcare startup)#to which I would answer brightly ‘it cannot be worse than living where I work!’#‘for the love of god you cannot play frisbee in the hallway my dude IT IS MIDTERMS’#‘unfortunately I will have to write you up for having sex in the piano room’#‘someone keeps drawing penises on post it notes and leaving them everywhere and instead of trashing them my coworkers made a scrapbook’#‘your roommate tells me you’re juggling knives can we talk about this for a minute?’#‘I can’t do my admin tasks today somebody metro-carded into the student staff lounge and filled it with balloons’#‘somebody broke into my office again but this time they used condoms bc I confiscated their balloons’#I would have liked to jump out the window but management had the good foresight to glue them shut
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