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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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It’s time for artists to stop personifying Gluttony as a fat person and start personifying them as a billionaire capitalist who surrounds themselves with luxury at the expense of the poor.
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BIG NEWS
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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girls night girls night girls night
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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My mascara’s too expensive to cry over you.
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*
me: oh my god
me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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[to any deity in particular]: Hi. I’ve brought shitty alcohol, two electric candles, a chocolate bar, my many issues, and an undying love for you. Can you help me un-fuck myself?
[deity]: sighs deeply
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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a scientist and an icon
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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Why I Like AsaKiku
Edit: This was in my drafts for a while. Might as well post, but my interest has declined again (lol).
My fondness for the relationship pairing between England and Japan in Hetalia (“AsaKiku” or sometimes “AsaSaku”) has revived. I’m not sure truly interested in the romance, but more of the conceptual liking. The pairing seems absolutely complimentary and perfect in some ways, like the closest thing to a “deep relationship”.
Both of the countries are like parallel worlds. They’re both ex-empire island nations that drive on the left, characterized by their tea, watercolor, striving to be “proper”, and many, many more similarities. Even so, they still maintain completely different styles and modes. One thing in common is a coincidence, but so many things, despite their distance, is riveting.
Historically, they shared an alliance and had frequent cultural exchange. Still today, post-WWII, they are on good terms, especially for security matters. Of course, they share an alliance, dramatized by Hetalia because they’re personified into characters. Also, the Anglo-Japanese Alliance’s dismissal, despite a lot of popular teachings, was not due to any intention from either country (neither the government nor the general population).
Most of decision came from the influence of the United States, Canada, and some individual political voices. There was also propaganda in the States and Canada against the alliance, as far as I read. Add the personification effect of Hetalia (and some imagination), and you end up entangled with someone else or others imposing themselves onto another two people’s relationship.
In just Hetalia, they both experienced personal loss (America and China) and isolation as characters. England doesn’t get along with too many people or can stand being around them. He’s extremely critical and goes between both “ends” of misanthropy and romanticism. Among the “G8,” America left him with a lot of pain that he has forgiven but hasn’t “shook” entirely; he can’t stand France for too long, too much; his relations with Germany are meh; both Italy brothers are afraid of him; China is upset at past actions to the country; Russia scares him, etc.
Some few people that he gets along with, that he feels truly comfortable around, are Norway, Liechtenstein, and mostly notably Japan. Even though some fans find it more fun to focus on those contrary relations, at the end of the day, would you want to be with someone who can irritate or pain you (and in the case of America, cause physical pain and turning to alcohol)? No, you’d like someone who you’re comfortable around, someone who understands you.
Japan, “on the other hand” of that couple holding hands, is easily perplexed by what happens around him and what people expect, which might be why he looks serious; he’s more correctly nervous, anxious, etc. He is rather creative and likes what’s new but is hesitant to share his thoughts (“I agree with America”). With England, he’s more comfortable sharing them and genuinely trusts him, from exchanging ideas before the alliance to the furniture designing (+ robot imagining) to those “maid cafes”, etc. He rarely shares his thoughts, or thoughts like those, so when he willingly does, it’s a big deal.
Gender here is not important to me, and i wouldn’t mind if Japan was female if all the traits/ways of being stayed the same. Neither do I pay attention to any of the heavy romance or explicit/“mature” material made for it. In fact, I don’t know if my interest in this pair/ship is or was really motivated by any “romantic” feeling it evokes, rather than admiration of just how much everything fits.
I want to be free to like the concept, in its fullest, without other imposing forces, just left alone, innocent, and unaffected by scruples of what others say… just like if the two could spare their alliance.
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with it’s own soundtrack.
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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like the demi flag pisses me off. i have my own personal feelings on the term but the flag is just. it puts a black triangle on it without any thought to be quirky
ive tried to look into meanings of the black triangle on it and have gotten nothing. the most i could figure out was someone took the design of the asexual flag and then just slapped on the triangle to make it look different
not only is that. rly lazy imo. but is just bad design choice. especially if its meant to be a pride flag. heres what a black triangle means in the lgbt community
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taken straight from the wiki by the by
you. cannot. slap on a black triangle. on a random ass pride flag. unless it is something reclaimed by lesbians
lesbians suffered from the use of this symbol. been tortured and harmed by being marked by a black triangle. not demisexuals or demiromantics. lesbians
so like. please learn your symbol history before putting random ass symbols on a flag. im not trying to limit creativity, im trying to help people realize that a LOT of things need to be more delicately handled when it comes to the creation of a pride flag. be careful of symbols that harbor a deeper meaning. i.e: black and pink triangles
(please do not dissolve this into ace discourse. this is NOT what its about. i dont care about either side of the argument, this is still a pride flag being used with ignorance and insensitivity)
(another note: others have suffered the use of the black triangle symbol. but, this is more about the lgbt side when it comes to pride flag creation)
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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@winterforpolandandfrance i hate you
My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?
Me: You want me to stop making puns.
My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.
My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.
Me: It really is the duelity of man.
My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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Welcome to Japan
Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse
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Where fruits can be cubes
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Where people keep left
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And lamps have different brightness for double beds
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People queue up in lines
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Applies to stickers too
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Where what you get is the same as the poster
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you get waved goodbye..?
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Relieving both mind and body
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Yup.
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Smooth train operator
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No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied
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When you need an extra hand
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For the selfiestas
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Brolly holders
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Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream
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Think diagonal
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And anytime u need to soak your feet
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Where you raise responsible adults, not brats
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And luggage is organised in color codes
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When you need help after the condom broke
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Instant sanitary gratification
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Why they are so welcome at football matches
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Where water is that clean in the drains
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Nuff said
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Source: imgur.com
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’
Illumination:
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
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ax-guardian-of-time · 5 years
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do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort
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