Ok, gonna preface this by saying I obviously condemn irl cults and the physical/mental abuse they put vulnerable people through, everything I'm about to say is pure fantasy

Imagine going on a retreat with a large group you've recently joined. A getaway off in the wilds for you all to relax, get in tune with yourselves and socialise. You end up staying in a huge renovated barn with plenty of space for everyone and a huge communal hall for meals, where the founders of the group welcome you and you're served dinner

The first week passes by well, there's plenty of fun artsy activities - nothing too athletic or mentally taxing - and you're encouraged to sleep in and kick up your feet. During the second week is when you start to notice that everyone (except the founders) is looking a little more... plump. The food being served is always very dense, carb heavy and in large portions. You're told to eat everything up to feel more warm and whole in yourself, to relax more to let it nourish you. When anyone raises concerns about gaining weight, the founders tell you all to love and accept any changes your bodies may go through on the retreat, because they were clearly meant to happen to you... and with everyone's bodies and brains being encouraged to work less... you all just accept it and continue to grow

By the time anyone would have realised it was a cult and that the barn is actually your new home to grow fat in and be admired by the founders, you'd all become too dumb and docile to do anything about it, made to adore your plumping bodies with positive affirmations and such pleasant touches. Maybe the food they've been feeding you all induces lactation... maybe you've all been made into a loyal barn full of fattened cattle, happy to be exploited for their milk in exchange for more food and a comfy bed to sleep in alongside your fellow cows, so happy to have found such perfect relaxation, not even caring to remember your previous life

📂 for Pokemon?

The reason Mega Evolution is not more prevalent in regions other than Kalos is because other regions have outlawed it, the transformations being too recklessly harmful to the Pokemon.

Mega Evolution is labeled as animal abuse in other regions.

when you girl boss too hard or something

Making the Happy Haunts very unhappy deaths

Ah! I have kissed thy mouth, Jokanaan, I have kissed thy mouth.

There was a bitter taste on thy lips. Was it the taste of blood?

But perchance it was the taste of love.

i wanted to draw baseball oso and accidentally drew both of them....

Mizuki buys him pizza later despite him losing

(also lemme know if i messed up the kanji, i tried to figure it out w google and such but i'm not really educated on it and wanna make sure i did it right)

god i cant wait for ep 9 you KNOW betty is fucking PISSED like she gave up EVERYTHING to reverse the crown and save simon and he was so willing to throw it away like girl became god for him

dean the typa guy to see me eating a sausage and get jealous

He’s screaming really really loud

edward, what do you mean 'gravity'? do i need to get a med kit ready??

‘Ma do a flip. Blame Mikey for the idea

Today’s gameplay progress:

I reached level 90 as a black mage at last!!!! Part of me still feels a bit bad that I didn’t make this the first class I reached the level cap as, considering that it was the class I started the game as, but.. doing it this way has meant I was using it for lots of the story, so that was nice at least. I also just barely got to level 89 as a reaper, so that should get to the cap very nicely as well soon!

Speaking of the story, I made it to the last level 88 main story quest today! I believe this means I have 15 quests left of Endwalker, but there are multiple trials and dungeons included in those quests, so.. I’m not 100% sure I will be able to get through them all by the end of tomorrow. I can certainly try, though!

I would have continued playing more story this evening after I got back, but I ended up creating a design for Tsutsuji’s ancient instead! Her name is Kirsion, a Greek word that I believe gave rise to the Latin Cirsium, which is a genus of thistle. And also reminds me a lot of Circe, the sorceress.

Here is a picture of what she looks like! Hopefully it gets her vibes across, hehe

Kirsion was the holder of the seat of Azem in my version of events, because she fits the personality traits given in the game - such as “being a headache to her colleagues” - rather perfectly, ahaha. She’s chaotic, endlessly energetic, and a whirlwind of activity and enthusiasm; she does whatever she likes whenever she likes, whether it’s modifying her robes or bouncing off towards a new adventure, and she’s not going to let other people’s opinions stop her from barrelling into action! If any original concept can be attributed to her, it’s her namesake purple flower that she modelled after the spikiness of her hair - which is, of course, nowadays known as a thistle!

That’s all that I really have for now, apart from one thing.. but i like the idea of it being a bit of a secret, so let’s go under the readmore to talk about it.

You may be thinking that Kirsion’s thistle theming is supposed to complement Tsutsuji’s azalea theming. Both of their names mean those respective flowers, so both of them are based on each respective flower, right?

Well, they’re actually both thistle-themed, in fact! This is because Tsutsuji’s real name is Azami, which is the Japanese word for thistles. My initial plan was to actually have her ancient also be called Azami, especially after finding out that Azem is pronounced with the same sort of “ah” sound at the beginning (as opposed to how I’d been reading it in my head, which was more like “ei-zem”, like the letter A). However, I thought the idea of naming her ancient after a common ancestor of azaleas and thistles might be fun, except I couldn’t really find much information on that, especially since there are a lot more flowers known as thistles than I had been aware of. This then led me to look into the etymology of the word “thistle” itself, and that is how I settled on Kirsion (which also better fits the overall Greek theming of much of the world unsundered).

That’s all I had to say~

I almost forgot to explain why he has one metal arm, after the blast Dr. Zatsit found himself in unknown place and his face, arms, and hair were glowing. Not long after getting to his feet only one of his arms was stable enough to hold together. He didn’t really feel it. 

Wait, did thirteen really regenerate to ten again? Why? Stupid shit. 🙄

open to  f  / femme presenting nb. muse info: roxy hwang. 22 - 27. bar hostess & drummer. connection: fwb / girlfriend / crush. roxy saw your muse being harrassed and tried to defend them but she clearly messed with the wrong person.

   “  ah, fuck -- shit.  “  she didn’t think she would get hit as hard as she did to the point where the pain is so excruciating that she lost focus of the perpetrator walking away as soon as they were satisfied with the hits. roxy wouldn’t have sacrificed herself for anyone just like that.  “  are you okay ? “  she asks, rubbing her face and completely setting aside her pain for the other.  “  they didn’t touch you or anything, did they ? if they did, i’ll go and find them again.  “

When you find out that one of your besties unfollowed you and didn’t tell you

gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"