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cognitosclowns · 3 years

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Im sorry for what I'm about to ask, but I have a weakness for assholes in suits.. nsfw JR hcs?

ANON I FEEL YOU <3 DONT EVEN BE SORRY

a TOUCH of angst <3 but mostly just nsft goodness!! MINORS PISS OFF!!

SO SO SO SO HES A KINKY MF RIGHT??

AHEM

According to metro.co.uk, a pay pig is defined as * adjusts glasses*

a submissive person (generally speaking a man) who gets sexual gratification from being financially exploited. ... Sometimes it goes alongside other types of humiliation, with the added frisson of paying the person who is inflicting it.

SO WE HAVE PROOF THAT THIS MAN WANTS TO BE DOMINATED <3 IM GONNA RUN WITH THAT INTO THE SUN OK?

Listen he might put up the Big, Powerful Corporate Bigwig routine but in private? nah he's the most obedient little lap dog

(a scene where he pretends he’s paying you for sex? Being held hostage for money? <3 that’s his type of jam. huge lover of BDSM in general!)

Humiliate him!! Degrade him!! Insult his cowardice, his appearance (his cock especially <3), how pathetic he is for bowing down to you so easily <3

Massaging you, kissing up your legs and grinding on them - he craves things that make him feel shameful <3

he just gets,, this perfectly dazed look in his eyes. Pure calm <3

the punishment and fear is always controlled - he doesn’t need to worry about being in danger when you two are together <3

he doesn’t mind getting bruises on his knees - kneeling is his favorite position to be. Looking up at you?? seeing you confident and in control is very soothing for him.

COCK TIME

It’s like a fucking?? switch flips?? when he’s the one in control??

Like sure he’s an arrogant asshole most of the time but this is another level of asshole.

You’re definitely gonna have some crescent-shaped scars on your hips from how hard he’s grabbing you smdnsd

and just?? saying the most vile shit tbh? he will most definitely degrade you <3

he’s panting like his heart is gonna give out (which it probably is bc he’s old as fuck-) and keeping you pinned to the best of his ability <3

LISTEN He is under the constant stress of possibly being Scooped up and punted like a football into Shadow Prison X so,,, he needs some serious avenues for chilling the fuck out smdns and,,

railing you to high heaven is one of those avenues

Afterwards though? depends on how close you two are

if this is just a hookup, he’s definitely a lot more clinical. Maybe a kiss on the cheek, gets dressed, and leaves (well, with a bit of money on your kitchen counter, for your trouble)

if you two are actually in a relationship? He just holds you. Not a lot of talking - he gets very quiet and contemplative? maybe worrying about what the council would do to you if he was removed from the picture? you’ll never quite know </3

Some soft kisses on your neck, rubbing his hands down your back. He doesn’t offer you anything, because he expects you to know that whatevers his is yours at this point.

Also, he’s a total hedonist! he wants, wants, wants! he’s greedy for the things that make him feel good <3 which means he’s especially greedy for you. If you visit him at the office don’t be surprised when you’re bent over his desk lmao.

- ALSO I JUST REALIZED AFTER WRITING THIS THAT YOU DIDNT SPECIFY X READER IM SO SORRY SO

IN TERMS OF MISC HEADCANONS, I’ve already referenced a few of em but like,,

he pretends to be dominant but he’s the most submissive man alive lmao smdsd he just wants to have a place where he doesn’t need to worry yk?

honestly he’d probably love to be pegged/anal in general - lots of very intense sensations.

Not even slightly afraid of being loud lmao. Very vocal in general, lots of little comments.

His eyes get pinpoint. One of the only times ppl can see how bright his eyes are, bc usually they’re pretty blown out and dark!!

Finishing his day with some whiskey, cigars and jacking off? <3 that shit saps the stress out of his bones.

i am gay for him

I am going to kiss JR on his stupidly large forehead <3

#JR inside job #anybody who simps for characters the fandom doesnt really focus on (gigi/glenn/robotus/JR) YOU GET A COOKIE S<DNSMD #COME BOTHER ME WHENEVER I ALSO WANNA SMOOCH THESE MFS #jr x reader #inside job x reader #nsft #minors dni #'you cant be hrny for ALL the inside job characters!' FOOLS i absolutely am #<3 i want to [redacted] this stupid little capitalist #jr scheimpough x reader #jr scheimpough

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