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“Pokémom”
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Snape: I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s son safe. Now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter?
Dumbledore:
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That ‘I missed you’ sex hits differentttttttt
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The world is a little happier with you in it.
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Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future
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if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”
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i once made a text post that got 33 notes maybe you should think before you talk to me that way
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25-40 yr old white guys with big beards are either pro-military right wing douchebags or microbrew hipster douchebags and the only difference is what kind of glasses theyre wearing
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me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text
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multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.
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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
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Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!
Me, an intellectual:
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lemme tell ya somethin’, new york is da greatest fuckin’ city in da world. my city. i was a kid in dese streets, i stahted in da fuckin’ gutta, and i made it to da top.
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having a trans character be happy and self loving and loved is more revolutionary than educating cis audiences through the humiliation, sadness of and acts of violence against a trans character and that’s all i’m saying
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the funniest moment of that Madagascar movie was when the penguins make it to Antarctica and theyre standing there in the blizzard in silence until ones just like ‘WELL THIS SUCKS.”
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