" how talk girl - "

"Talkin' is second base, dude. First of all...you gotta grab her and climb a really tall building, obviously."

HOW TALL ARE MOB??!?}!?!1!2!1!2?

All of the mobsters are their canon/original heights 😔🥄

Quick sketches to say Happy Birthday, you little funky boy!

Bonus because Knives deserves some love:

Gotham: Holy shit there's a random animal running around Gotham city and no one's ever caught it before. They say it only appears in thunderstorms and anyone unfortunate enough to cross paths with it look as if they've been hit by thunder.

Dan phantom, the 'random animal' who is in fact a Raiju in question: If I destroy this place I'll be fucked over by Clockwork. But if I don't destroy this place I'll keep being followed by this brat.

Damian Wayne, the brat in question: There is an animal roaming Gotham in thunderstorms, father. We must save it!

Part of what charms and compels me in Jeyne Poole's arc is her reaction to her predicament. All the female POVs in this book are dealing with a lot of gendered violence, and they all deal in different but dignified forms... Jeyne is not a POV character and she is absolutely not dignified lol. She cries and begs, she is utterly helpless. But unlike most women in this book who are utterly helpless, she survives. It's frustrating how fans refuse to celebrate that, simply because there is no glory in it.

Galadriel & Celeborn

"The hair of the Lady was of deep gold, and the hair of the Lord Celeborn was of silver long and bright; but no sign of age was upon them, unless it were in the depths of their eyes; for these were keen as lances in the starlight, and yet profound, the wells of deep memory."

A confession. If only a bit ill-timed

finally finished off my fav bsd drawings :)

Apparently in my absence this post had its 1000-notes-iversary.

This time we get to see the culprit responsible for ruining our heroes' lives as well.

I've really missed you guys, by the way. I know I've said that already, but I'm serious. Once or twice this year I've been right on the brink of coming back but schedule stuff always keeps me from letting myself commit to that again, and that in turn has kept me from posting anything at all. But I've been in an unexpected drawing mood lately and so if I can get enough stuff to set up a queue we might pretend I'm back for a month or so sometime this year. Maybe. Hopefully. We'll see. No promises though. That's why I'm hiding this paragraph under the cut.

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[Beren:] "Uhhh...barkeep...I think he's had enough now..." [Tolkien:] "No, I don't think he has...!"

do u ever in your mind have a vision so beautiful you mourn that it doesnt exist and then remember that u can draw. anyway heres the glass coffin scene if they were pikmin

Flowerpilled cutemaxxer

LYAH IS 214 CM?????? On paper it sounds very attractive but I'm inclined to say that I would lowkey be terrified if I had a chance to encounter him in the Dol universe

You better be LOL.

Believe it or not, he was MADE to be just fucking intimidating and menacing when he's just standing around with his resting bitch face. I guess I just took the "6/6 Physic", "S Athletic" and "larger body type" a little too literally =)))

For some reason I imagine Hunted and Witch would be initially uneasy around each other but eventually warm up and become friends.

Hunted can see that Witch is guarded because of experiences with betrayal, and Witch can see that Hunted is hypervigilant because of experiences with being treated like prey.

They're still initially at a standoff, but end up slowly but surely warming up to each other. They open up about their issues and slowly overcome them.

Idk I think this would be sweet.

Also they'd both totally sniff each other to see if they can smell legit hostility lmao

If I had a dollar for every band originated from a multi-instrumentalist / drummer duo of two best friends, lead by a sad pathetic wet cat piano man who writes the most gut-wrenching lyrics, with lore regarding the aformented frontman's darker side, who also uses black body paint and masks (on ocasion), and incorporates so many genres that made it impossible to properly classify it, I'd have two dollars, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.