BARKBARKBARKBARK NACE

or

BARKBARKBARKBARK JAN

And another impersonation:

*insert a real life situation that's sweet and nice*

#eryka being an idiot

you ArE nOt wRonG buT-

What’s your favorite memory from Yale?

Strict schedules, squinting through books via candlelight, and whispering in the dark well past curfew came to Benjamin's mind and he smiled, hardly able to focus his thoughts. Ironically, that had often been the case as a boy, as well; due to being well-versed in most presented studies, he'd found himself a bit bored and prone to daydreams.

"A part of me wishes I'd applied myself more," Benjamin said, "though studies are only a small fraction of one's e.ducation. In truth, it's the friendships, the brotherhood I will miss most." With a wry smile, he confessed, "Nearly every single one of those boys -- men now -- know bits of damning information about me, because I was prone to mischief whenever my mind wandered. There are far too many pranks to list."

Not to mention, all the fines incurred by his name. He'd found his pockets considerably lighter that first year alone.

"But a favorite memory?" Benjamin hummed, leaning back with his arms folded. "I don't really know...I tend to be fonder of feelings rather than particular events. It's all about the warmth certain memories -- certain people -- make you feel above all else."

H.ale and E.noch often came to mind as those who irrevocably buoyed and altered his heart, and yet such thoughts often left him with a painful, bone-chilling ache in his throat...much like the ache his dear friend had assuredly felt with the n.oose wrapped around his neck.

With that ache only worsening, Benjamin winced and said, "Some memories should be private. There were long, furtive talks told in confidence, plays and clubs and whispered words that I'll always cherish, but never feel comfortable enough to share. I hope you can understand."

sebastian moran  ,  are you from around here?

             on the rare occasion genevieve leaves her poppy house to venture out into the world, she makes it her mission to keep away from humans. they didn’t need to see her, feel her presense, ask her questions like what was her name, where was she from, what was she doing. the only reason she may give herself over to societal traffic is because she needed something very specific to aid in her business. otherwise, she’d be resigned to sulk behind her bar and watch as others enjoyed themselves with the opportunities she’s given them. glancing up at the man who now speaks to her, genevieve debates simply stepping around him, ignoring his question and continuing on with her errands. her upbringing, however, had taught her proper manners, and as much as it irks her, that ettiquette hasn’t entirely left her.  ‘ yes and no, ’  french accent has waned a bit, but not enough to leave her tone completely. there’s no way for her to tell him she’s been there for over a hundred years.  ‘ i have lived in many places, i like to think they are all my home, ’     @gunbash.

what soft romance cliché are you?

because i love you!

passionate; you are the heated moment of an argument. when the person you care for has done something outrageously stupid or dangerous. all of your pent up emotions that you've kept inside of you come bursting out: "beCAUSE I LOVE YOU!" how could they be so dense. how could YOU be so dense. you've loved each other this whole time. your love tends to be strong, and loud. sometimes it might be hard for you to express your feelings but you let people know that they are cared for. you're also hot. good for you.

tagged by: @chaoslulled

tagging: @iithildim, @fenrs, @fadedpath, @caracarnn

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[ID: A captioned Tiktok by @nextdreadpirate. A comment in the middle of the screen says, "Always tip the maid" as a skinny white man trots into the middle of the screen. He's wearing a frilly maid's dress and cap and holding a notebook and pen. The comment disappears as he says, "Hi! Welcome to the maid cafe where we're-" He turns to the right, does the nya hand gesture with each hand, then kicks up a heel, showing off a black pump. "-cuter than kittens!" He finishes, then drops the pose and turns back to face the camera, shuffling a bit closer and leaning in as he talks. "I'm the diversity hire, Bryson. Are you here for the gamer discount?"

A door opens in the background, and Bryson stands up and turns to the left, holding out a warning hand. "Okay, I can explain," he says to people offscreen, starting to laugh. Someone laughingly says, "Oh my god," and another person starts laughing as the video ends. End ID]

Will it be difficult for you to return to civilian life after serving in the Continental Army and as head of the Culper Spyring? Do you consider all you've personally sacrificed to have been worth it?

Curious anons meme.

It was a loaded question. Much like the Bible he carried over his heart, both his saber and musket had become intrinsic in his daily routine...until they suddenly were not. No longer did he need to keep an eye out for enemy invasions, intelligence, nor items with which they could abscond; no longer did he need to pray over unnamed graves and the sobbing, screaming widows who cursed his very name for failing their husbands.

But was it worth it? Was all of this pain and suffering worth the final chapter?

"It has to be," Ben replied, his voice a dry rasp. "Far too many bled for this Cause...far too many gave up their lives for it to have been pointless. In my opinion, no valiant sacrifice is made in vain. In fact, I believe I am only standing here today because of the bravery those men endured for the sake of our great nation."

The other question was not quite so easy to answer -- or rather, Ben didn't wish to. Turning to glance toward the window overlooking the horizon, he allowed a tired smile and said, "I will endure it. After all, my heart has borne far worse than this."

anyone else get really pissed off when astarion looks at the camera with the biggest wettest eyes known to creation. like GIRL we see them!!!

(inspired by this post:)

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

Original source: s_kinnaly

(Thanks @felinalain for finding the source!)

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

Larian Studios in 2029: As always we continue to improve the romance experience in Baldur’s Gate 3! See below for some of the changes coming with Patch #43:

— You now have the ability to argue about your tax returns with your spouse

— Fixed an issue where the game would freeze while you & your partner were shopping at the IKEA in Baldur’s Gate

— If you opted to have children, you must now pass a DC 30 check in order to have the energy to stay awake past 9:45 pm

— If partnered with Gale and living in Waterdeep, you can now discuss whose family you will be spending next Waukeentide with (*note, not an option with a Dark Urge character)

Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.