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aftcrglvw · 1 month

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𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋, 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒.

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a compilation of music describing helene coppola, sol vargas, winnie beaufort and isaac arora.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀HELENE COPPOLA.

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i. barracuda - heart / ii. cherry bomb - the runaways / iii. black velvet - alannah myles / iv. breakin' dishes - rihanna / v. boys wanna be her - peaches / vi. heaven knows - the pretty reckless / vii. evil woman - electric light orchestra / viii. be quiet and drive (far away) - deftones / ix. rebel girl - bikini kill / x. celebrity skin - hole / xi. zero - the smashing pumpkins / xii. angel of small death and the codeine scene - hozier / xiii. i can't make you love me - bonnie raitt / xiv. kozmic blues - janis joplin / xv. heartbreaker - pat benatar

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀SOL VARGAS.

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i. take me to church - hozier / ii. roads - portishead / iii. special affair - the internet / iv. perfect (exceeder) - mason, princess superstar / v. retrograde - james blake / vi. bad reputation - joan jett and the blackhearts / vii. stacy's mom - fountain of wayne / viii. nothing's gonna hurt you baby - cigarettes after sex / ix. donttrustme - 3OH!3 / x. tessellate - alt-j / xi. simulation swarm - big thief / xii. my body is a cage - arcade fire / xiii. skinny love - bon iver / xiv. hearts a mess - gotye / xv. love is a bitch - two feet

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀WINNIFRED "WINNIE" BEAUFORT.

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i. tear you apart - she wants revenge / ii. gold dust woman - fleetwood mac / iii. freak - doja cat / iv. primadonna - marina / v. shut up and drive - rihanna / vi. cannibal - kesha / vii. super freak - rick james / viii. brat - chrissy chlapecka / ix. maneater - nelly furtado / x. stripper - sohodolls / xi. g.u.y. - lady gaga / xii. bite - troye sivan / xiii. sweet dreams (are made of this) - eurythmics / xiv. s&m - rihanna / xv. heartless - the weeknd

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ISAAC ARORA

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i. greek god - conan gray / ii. achilles come down - gang of youths / iii. icarus - bastille / iv. who are you, really? - mikky ekko / v. doomsday - lizzy mcalpine / vi. mama, you've been on my mind - jeff buckley / vii. nothing else matters - metallica / viii. writer in the dark - lorde / ix. savior complex - phoebe bridgers / x. something in the orange - zach bryan / xi. unknown / nth - hozier / xii. everlong (acoustic) - foo fighters / xiii. the view between villages - noah kahan / xiv. family line - conan gray / xv. the fall - gregory alan isakov

#// this only took me 500000 years jesus christ #HELENE | 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊.#SOL | 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊.#WINNIE | 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊.#ISAAC | 𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐊.#boroughs.task

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tsuki-sennin · 1 year

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Donbrothers, Episode 35!

Ohhhhh boy! Just got off the train from Oishi-Na Town! Time to visit my friend Tsubasa in Donbura County Jail. And uh... well, my good buddy Jirou is in immense pain so, I wanna check on him too. Going all over the place today, huh? Please stand behind the white line! We're departing on a train ride towards pain!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Well, at least you're not having a massive rampage, right Tsuyoshi?

-It's OUR power, boys!

-"Kijino, you're really making an annoying racket stirring your coffee like that."

-"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU SON OF A BITCH, I PAID FOR THIS DRINK!"

-"Hey man, chill, you don't gotta yell at him like that-"

-"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE OTAKU BRAT I DIDN'T WORK FOR 10 YEARS TO BE BOSSED AROUND BY A LITTLE ONI PUNK!"

-"Jesus Christ, what's gotten into you"

-"OHHHHHH LOOK AT ME, I'M A FREELOADER, I'M GONNA WRITE A HAIKU TO PAY MY BILLS!

Lies high as the palms

Bananas within reach

Monkey gets free lunch!"

EAT MY ENTIRE ASS YOU APE!"

-How many takes do you think it took to get that rant right?

-Ohhhhhh, Shinichi jbk;hjg

-Hello Auntie Yuriko.

-"He's hot" OH MY GOD how does Haruka rein you in?

-Ohhhhh, there's something with Auntie Yuriko isn't there

-"Ah fuck, he has a girlfriend already"

-...I get really bad vibes off of auntie Yuriko.

-Miho Spotted.

-Oh no

-Aaaand, we're in jail!

-Jail time with the homie.

-"So like... do you want 500000 yen?"

-"Nah, you... you can keep it, I don't really need that kinda money."

-"Ah... so this means... YOU'RE REFUSING A RANSOM! C'MERE YOU SON OF A BITCH"

-Free doggy!

-Kito, please stop that, I'm pretty sure fraternizing with suspects under interrogation is a violation of the law.

-Ah, who am I kidding, that's not gonna stop her.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, she hit you with the whammy.

-"Go investigate your girlfriend! If you get us results, we'll let you go free!"

-Murasame's just sitting there, huh?

-Yeah just seal him up a little, he'll be fine

-Oh hey, Rumi-chan, right? You're Jirou's ladyfriend.

-Alright, my boy's getting focus!

-JIROU HJKHK

-Natsumi rehearsal!

-Very solid delivery

-Proposal!

-Wan-derful!

-Oh... hello Sononi! There's a really funny case of some poor kid unable to confess his love happening in Oishi-Na Town if you wanna come with me next time!

-"Oh, that boy's gonna die. Old Yeller's got nothing on this dog tragedy. I'll be sure to hand his friends a posthumous Newberry medal."

-Having a midlife crisis so soon?

-Hmm... what is that thing... he seems to be a physics major, so... perhaps he's one of the more science-y sentai. That's a red bird of prey for his face. Yellow beast with tusks... or fangs? And those blue... rubbery shoulders he's got... Ohhhhh, I get it now! This guy must be our Liveman rep.

-A toast~! For the most~!

-Naptime!

-Hello Jin!

-Just send him away like that, huh?

-"Ahhhhh, so you're the guy who made him a psycho. Good job, dingus."

-Hmm... found a new form of dimensional travel, huh? Do you think perhaps they cut through the CooKingdom?

-"Menkai wa wata."

-Natsumi? Ohhhhhhh, a crane.

-Fuck

-Y'know Momoi, I think whenever somebody acts even slightly weird around you, you should assume

-"Are you okay, Pheasant Guy?"

"FUCK YOU HARUKA YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM"

-Sloooooow motion!

-Party Time!

-Too fast, too strong!

-Ohhhh, Avatar Change!

-Now transforming! Get your ass on the dance floor behind the white line!

-Aaaaaaaaalll aboard!

-Hyper ToQ Momo-gou! Hyper ToQ Momo-gou!

-Gotta admit, I'm actually kind of a fan of this idea that Momoi's so up in his own hype that he just... slaps his own super form onto another Sentai's Red.

-Alright, Jirou!

-Stop sniffing your girlfriend and lie down!

-...yeah, like that, thank you for listening.

-Got a ToQ Blaster and the Rail Slasher, badass.

-Awww, I wanted to see more.

-Darkness of youth!

-Kimochiiiii!

-Ore koso only one da.

-Youth stuff!

-Let's fly!

-Take that power!

-Matsuri da matsuri da!

-Donbros Utopia!

-Yeah, good luck with that, Mister! Have fun!

-BRUH

-Juto Suck

-"Nooooo :("

-And he just got eaten!

-Fuck!

-Oh God, where is this

-That poor Anoni lady :(

-Oh...

-Ohhhhhh this is the lion's den.

-Jesus fucking Christ, what on earth is happening

-Why is this so horrifying

-Inoue? Tasaki? Shirakura-P? Anybody?

-What the fuck guys, what is happening?

-Ohhhhhhhh that's not good.

-That's not good at all.

-Ramen! Deliciousmile~!

-Oh, that poor chef, he's going through this again.

-That's not our dog, that's a really fucked up cat!

-Uh... hang tight, Tsubasa! We'll save you!

-Next episode that is, Happy Halloween buddy!

#don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!#donbrothers spoilers #avataro sentai donbrothers #donbrothers #momo monday

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