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straighttohellbuddy · 3 years

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now i’m thinking of htlgi!corpse saying that line to tubbo in the game but demon!reader is like “hell says no, not today. he’s too precious. you on the other hand….” and tubbo is just giggling because whilst he loves the joke he secretly enjoys demon!readers protective nature around him when they’re gaming. -🐈‍⬛

The idea that htlgi!reader & corpse have lowkey adopted half of the clingy duo each is delightful because all I can think is considering their online personas

"My son Tubbo is getting tested for the gifted program at his school, and Corpse's son Tommy thinks his toothbrush is haunted."

Tho it could very easily be the other way around too lol.

But also reader tweeting this to Ranboo during his first mcc

I firmly believe the reader does not have an alt twitter account. It's because they're from the era of the internet where it was kind of all or nothing, but also their pinned tweet "no alt accounts you WILL read my 2am rants about cheese and them watch me self promo in the next tweet with no middle ground we die like men" (I love the chaotic stupid htlgi reader)

But back to reader & tubbo, can you IMAGINE how hard they'd hype that kid up after hearing Life By The Sea???? THEY'D BE SO PROUD!!! Absolutely on the STREAM LIFE BY THE SEA train.

Also, we've established that Corpse and Reader teaming up in games is terrifyingly competent or chaotic stupid, but if Reader and Tubbo were ever teamed up they would probably be absolutely unstoppable. Like the reader is v protective of anyone younger than them, especially teenagers because they know what it's like to be online and in the spotlight at that age, but teaming up with Tommy or Ranboo for games isn't the same as it is with tubbo. Reader works well with them and there's good BantzTM but I feel like with tubbo, and yes I'm projecting here, the reader unlocks like, a new level of competency from Sudden Onset Opposite Cain Instinct. The reader doesn't really play enough minecraft to be considered for MCC, but there's a joke that surfaces after a few streams with Reader and Tubbo on the same team for various games, that if the reader was teamed with tubbo for MCC they would somehow win out of spite.

But also I love the idea of the reader being their friends' biggest hypeman. Unashamedly supportive on every platform, incredibly outspoken. YouTubers and traditional celebrities alike.

tweets posted within 24hrs:

Reader tweeting "ITS NOT A TATBILB SOUNDTRACK IF I DONT ABSOLUTELY GO OFF FOR AT LEAST 3 MINUTES WHILE @NoahCent AND @lanacondor MAKE ME BELIEVE IN LOVE 🥰🥰🥰" during his Always And Forever live blog. The chain that follows:

@NoahCent: ITS NOT TATBILB WITHOUT YOU

@YourTwitter: YOU KEEP SAYING NICE THINGS IM GONNA WRITE A SONG ABT U MY DUDE

@NoahCent: 👀 don't tease me like that

@YourTwitter: next time I'm in Miami I'll serenade u

@NoahCent: that better be a promise

AND THEN THE READER TWEETING "@slimesicles first dsmp stream is the only thing that matters actually 🥰💚" at 3am and then immediately replying to themselves "he has bones of dubious origins and I love him"

Then tweeting at 2pm the next day "sometimes I think about the fact that I just got to watch @Corpse_Husband stand in the middle of his kitchen and eat cereal out of a saucepan because neither of us can be bothered to wash dishes and I'm genuinely overwhelmed with love." and then "Its so dumb and sappy but I feel like I've got more of a crush on him now than before we were dating. Hes so cool and talented, do you think he likes me? 😳👉👈" (and three minutes later they post "he read my tweets and muttered 'we are in the timeline god abandoned'. I think he likes me. We're washing the dishes now 😍")

The reader just having so much love in their heart but absolutely refusing to be normal about it. I could bang on forever about the reader not understanding how big they are in the real world and somehow always being shocked when celebrities they haven't directly worked with respond to their tweets ---

@YourTwitter: @TheRock notice me senpai

@TheRock: 👀 You called?

@YourTwitter:

Reader is peak "pure of heart, dumb of ass" when they want to be. They play up some of it, as it's almost always been a part of their persona when they're not actively spiralling. But also they're not Stupid; chaotic is often mistaken for being stupid, but they're smart enough to have gotten where they are.

The reader casually and precisely tearing apart and disproving malicious rumours about their friends on stream without looking away from whatever game they're playing. offhandedly alluding to the fact that they havea scarily detailed understanding of how and why their friends are successful, both from a YouTube and a general entertainment industry standpoint. Hearing their friends in an Among Us lobby talking about old YouTube trends from around 2013, and the reader going quiet as they start talking about a very specific one that everyone else nostalgically remembers watching, and the reader quietly pipes up "I started that one" and the way every else remembers at the same time that theyre Old YouTube Famous, like "I've been on this site longer than Markiplier, only by a month and a half but still" Old YouTube Famous, "I've forgotten more collabs that I've been in than you have had collabs" Old YouTube Famous.

If they could bother having an ego, they'd be insufferable. I love them. Very Choose Joy mentality instead 🥰

#black cat anon #htlgi #your local homosexual with no chill

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waynedunlaptheorgandonor · 3 years

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caryl first date headcanon

i wrote a stream of consciousness caryl headcanon i was thinking about when i couldn’t sleep last night. no i did not proofread it. yes it is rambling nonsense. yes you can read it if you want:

so i genuinely don’t know what the timeline for canon is gonna be now that we got bottle episodes, s11, and the spin-off, but just for a moment let us pretend that it happens during the bottle episodes and then we have all of s11 to watch caryl trying to figure out how to navigate a relationship with each other

cuz like, they gon fuck right away, bc things are gonna get heated, and tensions are gonna be high, and they’re gonna snap like a trip wire and fucking ravish each other, that’s without question

so the first little while of their relationship will be mostly getting intimately familiar with each other’s bodies down to every last freckle

but once they’ve simmered down some they’re gonna need to address the “oh shit, wait, how does a relationship work?” problem

cue: caryl’s first date

it’ll take place in commonwealth, and i’ve never read the comics and i know jack all about it outside of what i’ve skimmed, but we’re gonna ignore that for the sake of my fun post

i know enough about it to know that there are definitely places to have a date

daryl knows this too, tho he doesn’t rly think about it right away. at first he’s more confused and sort of standoffish about the whole place, bc he was always a forest-dweller even before the apocalypse, so seeing this new metropolis-like place after years of living like a gd pioneer is gonna throw him way off kilter

right up until he’s chillin’ with judith and she’s talking about how she’s excited to see her first concert, and they have restaurants, and things she’s only ever read about, and then out of nowhere she’ll pull out, “are you gonna take aunt carol on a date?”

and daryl will stare at her

and she’ll be like “rosita was telling me about how father gabriel took her on a real date and how nice it was. you should do that for aunt carol”

and daryl will stare at her

and then will hastily change the subject (she’ll see right through him, ofc, but she’ll let it slide)

but the thought will stick with him, and suddenly he’s looking at the schedule of upcoming concerts and plays and wondering if carol would care about any of it. does she like shakespeare? the most experience he would have had with shakespeare was ripping out a couple pages of his school copy of romeo and juliet to use to light some firewood

but maybe she’s into it???

eventually he’ll reach the inevitable conclusion that the only way this is going to work is if he actually asks her to go on a date with him, which should be easy, right? like, he was ball’s deep inside her last night and told her good morning by putting his face between his legs, so surely asking someone on a date is simple

it will not be simple

bc yeah, they fuck all the time, and obviously they’re head-over-heels in love with each other, they’re each other’s soulmates, yada yada, but also daryl’s extremely emotionally repressed and has the romance skills of a fifteen year old having his mom drive him and his date to his first homecoming dance, only worse bc he never even went to any school dances

but after Dwelling On It for ages he’ll finally get fed up with himself and will vow to stop being a pussy. he’ll ask her before the day’s over or he’ll shoot a bolt into his own foot, ok, no more excuses

so the whole day he’s jittery af

you’d think he’s trying to pop the question, but all he wants to do is go eat dinner with carol and then watch some people recite lines from a play written hundreds of years ago, like, what is his Deal(tm)???

(his deal is, ofc, that he waited so long to have her, and now every new thing feels tenuous, bc he’d rather die than lose her, and sure she knows him better than anyone, but never in this context, and plus her last dude basically bled passion and romance no matter how obnoxious, and what if she realizes just how fucking clueless he is and decides she doesn’t really want to be with a middle-aged man who still gets tongue-tied around a pretty girl?)

(but also she deserves a gd date, alright? she deserves it, and so he’s going to give it to her, even if going face-to-face with a walker horde is less intimidating)

carol notices something’s off with him right away, but she waits until after dinner, when the kids have gone to their rooms and the two of them are alone washing dishes to ask, “hey, so what the fuck?”

and daryl will be like, k, it’s now or never

and he will 100% make a fool of himself by stumbling alllll over his words, like, “nothin’s wrong, i’m fine, everythin’s real fine, i was just wonderin’ if mb you’d wanna, y’know, i dunno, they got all these shows and shit that we ain’t had in forever and i didn’t know if mb you’d wanna go see one? and mb get some food? with me, i mean. like, together. like i’d take you there and we could do those things, like a, you know, a date. but it’s cool if not, no worries, i get it if it’s not your thing, but i just thought i’d ask, but no, you’re right, it’s stupid, forget i said anythin’, hey look at the time, well i’m beat, gonna go to sleep now, goodbye”

and carol will go, “hold up”

and she’ll take daryl by the wrist before he can flee the room (bc he definitely intends to), and pulls him close and kisses him all sweet, and she’s gotta stand on her tiptoes to do it bc she’s in a pair of knit socks and he’s got his boots on so there’s more of a height difference than usual, and after she’s successfully managed to keep daryl from falling straight into a panic spiral, she’ll whisper, “i’d love to, let’s go this weekend”

and then she’ll just turn back to doing dishes without another word on the matter

(bc, as previously stated, she knows daryl better than anyone, and she knows exactly what all his insecurities are and how much it must have taken him to ask her that, and so she’s not gonna harp on it or tease him)

(daryl recognizes this and loves her desperately for it)

the actual date is way easier than daryl expected

bc he spent all this time hyping it up, but when it comes right down to it, he just gets to spend a night with carol where they don’t have the kids to worry about, or any council business, and they just get to enjoy each other’s company

she even dressed up a little for him, which was unnecessary, but he most certainly appreciates it and can’t wait to tear the outfit off of her later

(it does make him regret the fact that he’s only had one pair of pants for the past ten years, but she doesn’t seem to mind)

they end up seeing a shakespeare play

daryl understands like 2% at best, but carol holds his hand and rests her head on his shoulder the whole time, and apparently it’s a comedy bc she laughs a lot, and that alone makes it worth it

they fuck like crazy when they get home, obviously

but it’s different than it had been previously, bc now their “togetherness” seems more solidified

like, they’re officially a “couple” now

like the type of couple that gets a babysitter for the night so they can go to the apocalyptic version of dinner and a movie together and then have sex and then fall asleep right afterwards bc they’re domestic af

and like, deep down both of them knows that this isn’t the life that they’re meant to live in forever, a la commonwealth/domestic bliss, and he wasn’t kidding when he told her new mexico was still out there, and he can feel a shift coming sooner rather than later

but he also knows they’ll be together when it happens, and they’ll figure out their own version of “date night” when they’re out exploring

but for now he’s content to do it the old fashioned way, though

when she falls asleep on his chest that night he rubs her back and kisses the top of her head, and he’s already planning their next night out

he might pick a show with modern english, though

but it’s not required

just so long as they’re together

the end

#this was just me writing down the words my brain was thinking #didn't reread it #p sure it's in like five different tenses #but i stand by it #early caryl relationship will be so awk and adorable #caryl #twd #dunlap tp

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androgynouswordsmyth · 4 years

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Hiiii would love to see how you think Suga, Kageyama, and Tsukkishima would treat a writer s/o that forgets to take care of herself sometimes. Your blog looks really interesting thanks for having me!

Summary: Suga, Kageyama and Tsukishima’s reactions to having a writer s/o who has a hard time taking care of herself.

Content Warning: FLUFF ALERT, themes of mental health, fem! reader.

Note: Thank you so much for your request! I hope you enjoy my take on these precious babies <3 I also struggle with mental health and performing basic human needs, so this hit close to home for me. Enjoy!

･ﾟ✧ Suga ･ﾟ✧

Loves that you’re passionate about writing and thinks you are so talented at what you do. Proud boyfriend alert. “Yeah, my girlfriend writes.” Is not much of a bragger but when it comes up he absolutely brags about your skills and what you do.

He doesn’t quite get it, but he tries to put it in perspective. Just like how volleyball is a passion of his, writing is yours. Will never ask you to look over his papers because he doesn’t want to take advantage of your skills or kindness. But won’t argue with you when you insist on doing it anyway.

Will always take you out to eat when he realizes you haven’t eaten that day. Will sit across from you and watch you enjoy your meal with a small content smile on his face. He’ll enjoy his meal too but he gets satisfaction from taking care of you.

“Y/n, give me your phone,” he reaches across the table. You obediently give him your phone while stuffing your face with more food. You don’t find out until after you get home that night that he set reminders on your phone to drink water and eat meals.

If he feels like he needs to step in and help you he would rather ask for forgiveness than permission. He just wants to make sure you’re taken care of and spoiled like you deserve.

Praises you like no one’s business. Will always encourage you to reach for the stars when it comes to your goals. But is also that nagging boyfriend that will remind you to take breaks while reaching for your dreams.

On your bad days where you don’t have enough energy to get out of bed, this boy comes over and takes care of you. He will carry you to the bathroom, comb and wash your hair. Will help clean your room so you can at least write and rest in a clean environment. I’m talking about gathering your dirty clothes off the floor to do loads of laundry. Blushes horribly when he sees a pair of your underwear for the first time.

Will wash your dishes, dust the surfaces of your bedroom. Makes your bed for you. Pleads with you to go to bed at a decent hour, he knows how you are. “I know you’re wrapped up in your writing,” he tells you, looking over your shoulder as you’re typing away at your computer. He places a large palm on the top of your head and tussles your hair. “But you need to take breaks.”

“I know,” you sigh at his reminders, knowing it is for your own good deep down.

･ﾟ✧ Kageyama ･ﾟ✧

Does not understand your passion for writing but respects your skill and will ask you for help on his writing homework always. Will not admit it immediately but he loves that little sparkle in your eye and the excitement in your voice when you talk about a writing project you’re really into.

Seeing you happy makes him happy. Otherwise, he is a big clueless baby that eats, sleeps and breathes volleyball. That being said, is pretty oblivious about most things. Including when you’re having a hard time taking care of yourself. However, it only takes one instance for him to realize you’re being uncharacteristically tired and grumpy with him.

He’s the grumpy one in this relationship so he realizes immediately that something is amiss. Confronts you about it after practice with his usual scowl. “What’s with you?” He questions sharply, raising an eyebrow at you. “You’re not acting like yourself.”

You laugh nervously and rub the back of your head, even though he is your boyfriend, that sharp look in his eyes still unnerves you to an extent. “Oh I’ve just been distracted today… I also haven’t been eating or drinking much water..” you blink and notice Kageyama’s intimidating aura only heightens at this news.

“What?” he asks you with a slight growl and you’re not quite sure where this anger in his voice is coming from. You’re afraid it’s directed at you. But no, Kageyama’s frustration is all-encompassing and turns into a spiral of guilt aimed right at himself. How could he have not noticed you weren’t taking care of yourself? “How long has this been going on?” he asks bluntly.

“I-I don’t know Tobio..” you utter softly. You explain to him that this is something you struggle with. You have your good days and your bad days. He tosses you his full water bottle, which you catch, fumbling with it a little in your hands. “Drink.” Grabs your wrist and starts dragging you into town. Takes you out to eat right then and there. Does not tell you the deep-seated shame he feels at being so inattentive.

Afterward, Kageyama’s priorities shift. Starts packing an extra lunch to bring to school just for you. He doesn’t trust that you’ll remember to eat. “Don’t stay up all night writing again,” he scolds you.

On your really bad days will invite you over to his place. His room is immaculate and much cleaner than yours. You two sit on his bed together, you’re nestled between his legs, resting against his chest. Your typing away on your laptop and Kageyama will just watch you, marveling at your creative process.

While you’re there he insists on feeding you. Is relentlessly pushy about it, especially when you utter feebly, “But I’m not hungry.”

“I don’t care,” he’ll growl in response. Seems harsh but really it comes from a place of worry and care.

･ﾟ✧ Tsukkishima ･ﾟ✧

Is proud of your writing skills and your passion for it. Will often say things to make you blush or flustered. “Look at you, writing another bestseller?” While leaning close over your shoulder to read your work. “Kei, don’t look!” You cover the computer monitor with your hands. “I haven’t edited it yet!” Your reactions amuse him and it’s pretty clear he gets a kick out of teasing you and hyping you up.

“Careful, she’s a writer, she’ll remember that,” he often tells folks who underestimate your skills. No one is going to gloss over you or your talent, not if he has anything to say about it. He enjoys the look of worry and feelings of trepidation that follow after saying something like that. You will scold him softly because you are not nearly as menacing as your boyfriend. “Kei, don’t say things like that, it’s mean.”

“Just a fair warning,” he says nonchalantly, that handsome smug smirk on his face as he says it. Not that he needs it, but will let you read over his homework for editing purposes. You have a way with words that he does not and he finds that incredibly alluring.

Is incredibly perceptive so of course, he recognizes right away, when you start having a hard time taking care of yourself. Is confused by it at first, because why do you have such a hard time fulfilling those basic human needs? “You dummy,” he will scold you, playfully. “You haven’t eaten today, have you?” He asks while resting a hand on your head, giving it a little shake. “You would forget something so basic, wouldn’t you?” Blushes as he places a lunch in front of you on your desk.

“Aww, Kei, is this for me?” You ask with a small smirk. He’ll roll his eyes in response. “Don’t get used to it,” he’ll mumble under his breath. Is actually the doting boyfriend type, whether he likes to admit it or not, which he does not. Whenever you’re together he hands you his water bottle, because he knows how bad you are at staying hydrated. “Can’t be helped, you get so distracted,” he’ll say when you poke his side, teasing him that he cares for you.

He cares about you so much but doesn’t say it as often as he wants to. Baby has self-esteem issues and honestly believes he doesn’t deserve someone as incredible as you.

On your really bad days, he forces you to get out of bed. Is the type to barge into your room and open the curtains to let sunlight in. “Come on, little vampire,” he’ll tease you with a smirk. “When was the last time you left your room?” He ignores your whines of protest and will drag your ass out of bed. If he sees you’re having a really hard time he’ll climb into bed with you and stroke your hair. Everything he does for you has your best interests at heart.

#sugawara x reader #kageyama x reader #tsukishima x reader #haikyuu requests #haikyuu fluff

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