@omniishambles​ sent: 💍 because we know Cal and Vegas are a bad combination 😂 from: Send 💍 to wake up the morning after getting married in Las Vegas

Awaking in a strange bed, Fish had a moment of panic. What? Where the hell was she? But, like a puzzle falling into place, she noticed the weight on her chest. Cal’s arm. Then, she saw the clothes scattered all over the floor (this one was a no-brainer), the kitschy wallpapers (hotel room, awful hotel room), and finally... 

A ring on her finger?!

Oh. Oh no. 

The events of the past day were returning to her, still foggy, but implacable. She had driven to Vegas. Alright. Why? Ah, yes, to stop him. Cal in Vegas was never a good idea. And then what? A fight, yes, typical. A few drinks? Obviously, her head was killing her. A ring. A fucking ring. FBI Agent or not, the answer was pretty obvious.

“Cal,” she turned in the bed so she could face him. He was waking up too. “Did we get married last night?”

🎼 for Fish and Cal 😌

from: Send a 🎼 for what our muse’s ship song would be! status: accepting!

Whistle for the Choir - The Fratellis

Coups et Blessures - BB Brunes

This is for Cal & Fish Monet, and they get a french song too 😌 I feel these two songs just perfectly sum up their vibe, but here's the translation of the french song ahaha

My Oh My - Camila Cabello

And this is for Cal & Fish Lecter and the lyrics are just 👀👌 the perfect "I picked this guy to piss off my dad" vibe fjkdshfdjksqfqds

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏 💕 

@omniishambles @collidingxworlds @siennabook @theresastargirl @thenightmareofyourdrems @hidethatsoul decided it was time to update my ship tags (if I’ve forgotten a ship I’ll add it later!)

& omniishambles / Gideon & Fish (kiss yourself goodnight for there's a killer and he's coming after you) & omniishambles / Dracula & Fish (and if he's a serial killer what's the worse that can happen to a girl who's already hurt) & omniishambles / Vlad & Fish (and if he's a serial killer what's the worse that can happen to a girl who's already hurt) & omniishambles / Camniel & Fish (you took my broken melody and now I hear a symphony) & omniishambles / Basil & Fish (I was good she was hot stealin' everything she got I was bold she was over the worst of it) & omniishambles / Drew & Fish (i'll follow you into the dark through the jungle through the park) & omniishambles / Villanelle & Fish (it's just like all the others it'll go away. or maybe this is danger and you just don't know) & omniishambles / Cal & Fish (are you flirting or starting a fight?)

& collidingxworlds / Abigail & FBI Fish (baby i'm a sociopath. sweet serial killer)

& siennabook / Sienna & Fish (I know your middle name I got a lock of your hair I'm just a little bit insane)

& theresastargirl / Ophelia & Fish (staring at the ceiling up above like it contained the secrets of the stars)

& thenightmareofyourdrems / Max & Fish (I don't wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your lips)

& hidethatsoul / Scorpius & Fish (and that was when I kissed her and then she made my lips hurt) & hidethatsoul / Owen & Fish (you know what they say. the wicked get no rest)

Cal Lightman & Fish Lecter . a moodboard for @omniishambles