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Spot the difference
#cute#cat#hmm can't say#since they're both loafing around#HA-HA-HA#I'll shoot myself in the foot ok bye
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#ai#computer parakeets#they chirp if you prompt them#i wish i could get the “ai” to stop using the word “fam” eleventeen times in a paragraph response
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Himeko, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Welt, taking the coffee pot away as he walks past: What if you don’t?
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail incorrect quotes#hsr himeko#hsr welt yang#should i do this for my cereal?#blorf ok no#i can taste how bad that idea would be
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I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.
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[Kokomi, Furina and Nilou]
🫧 AQUA DREAMS🫧
「𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒔」
New Single Release!
2024.04.12 FRI
prints and posters available!
#genshin#genshin fanart#genshin edit#fanart#artists on tumblr#kokomi#furina#nilou#genshin impact#OMG AQUA DREAMS#i need this idol band in my life#where's the music gdi i gotta buy#beautiful french things will be sung alongside kokomi's merfish noises#it's like underwater bubbles#nilou does the choreography ofc
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Vanquisher of Phantoms, Vigil of the Long Night
"...Word to the wise, friend. The evidence against you is irrefutable. If you want to uphold your honor, atonement is an option. You could still do much good... There's no need to resort to a duel. I mean, your opponent is Clorinde. *That* Clorinde, you hear? Oh, for the love of the Fountain of Lucine... If you go up against her, you'll wind up without even the strength to confess your crimes!"
— A sincere letter that a certain wealthy merchant who had pleaded "Not Guilty" received on the eve of a duel.
◆ Name: Clorinde
◆ Title: Candlebearer, Shadowhunter
◆ Champion Duelist
◆ Vision: Electro
◆ Constellation: Rapperia
Disputes are a Mora a dozen in Fontaine, day in and day out.
A playwright might accuse a fanatical reader of imitating their style and taking up a pen name too close to their own, to the point that even the newspapers could not distinguish the genuine article. A merchant might accuse a colleague of targeted, malicious, cutthroat competition, of not only constantly adjusting their prices, but of intentionally setting up shop directly opposite them...
Ordinary disputes can be settled by Gardes rushing onto the scene, but there are always a minority of claimants who, thinking themselves most clever in their ulterior intent, will obstinately press for court proceedings just to get their name out there — and if their duel applications were to be approved, they might be famous indeed!
However, if some well-meaning neighbor were to tell them: "I've heard that the most recently rostered Champion Duelist is Miss Clorinde..."
These same clever folk would almost instantly be deflated of all their arrogant airs, like a Violetgold Angler Gull caught by the neck, and cease such prattle altogether.
For all are well-acquainted with the name of the "mightiest" Champion Duelist.
Beneath her blade, all despicable deeds that aim to capitalize on mere fortune under the guise of decency will show their true colors — and she has never once known defeat in a duel.
"...Ahem. Oh, uh... I suppose there's no need to go that far, is there?
So does a clever person, very nearly hoisted by their own petard, flee the scene.
And thus is another such altercation, undercut by ulteriority, discreetly dissipated.
#genshin impact#first time i feel really gay for somewaifu besides big sis beidou#clorinde#electro mama#pls pls let her be a sword wielder#Jean's so lonely
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Fabulouso!
#honkai: star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#cosmodyssey#luocha#dr. ratio#trailblazer#if I don't look good#THEY didn't make me look good#luocha couture#vs#ratio couture#who would win?
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(Optional) Tell your parents
(Optional) Call the cops
#honkai star rail#incoherent rambling#ALWAYS let your parents know where you're going first#then shove a tracker in your pocket
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I love that Honkai: Star Rail's gameverse is built like a potential tabletop RPG. With all the factions and Paths and different worlds. Someday they'll make one if they hadn't already.
#honkai: star rail#honkai star rail#hsr#star rail#OCs would run rampant in a tabletop#would be awesome too#I'll put all my funds in to get this going
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Diting
#honkai star rail#honkai: star rail#hsr#star rail#himeko#hsr himeko#diting#poor robot's feeling cold#snuggle Himeko's skirt
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If Friends aired today when making portmanteau names for ships got really popular:
Monica: So Ross, do you and Rachel have a name for your relationship?
Ross: *after a pause* Umm...yes. We were hoping to give it names like Fluffy or Cupcake, to name a few.
Joey: No, seriously. It's like, how Ben Affleck and J.Lo together are called the Bennifer.
Monica: Yeah, and like, K.A. Applegate and Michael Grant are called AppleGrant.
Chandler: Desi and Lucille made Desilu.
Rachel: Ooh! Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer, Gaimanda!
Chandler: I thought Neil Gaiman hated that.
Phoebe: So, what should Ross and Rachel be referred to?
Rachel: Babe, we should call ourselves the Rachess.
Ross: *just stares* What?
Rachel: Come on, it's five letters from my name and two from yours. Rachess!
*mixed reactions from everyone*
Monica: What about Rossel?
Ross: *thinks about it* Hmmm, the Rossel. Sounds...sophisticated.
Rachel: Eh, I dunno.
Ross: Aw, come on, Rach! It's four letters from my name and two from yours! Rossel!
Chandler: No no no, wait! I got it! How about...the Rosseen?
*skeptical glances from everyone*
Joey: Dude, what?
Chandler: You know, like Ross + Green, Rachel's last name. *pause* No?
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh ooh ooh! I got one! *excited* You guys should be called G.Ross.
Rachel: Gee...Ross?
Phoebe: Noooo, G as in Green, and Ross as in, well, Ross. G.Ross!
Chandler: As in Gross?
Phoebe: *side eye* Chandler, you don't have to hate the name that much.
#I neglected to use Brangelina#this took a while#friends#friends show#rip matthew perry#no I'm not over it#the Desilu was apropos bc Chandler's into Star Trek#the good times we still have with this timeless show
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These two are talking to each other.
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That Kolosten detour Kiana and Fu Hua took and running into Sushang was so:
Otto: *drops his debit card on the ground for AE to find*
Einstein: Look, it's even got the PIN written on it!
Kiana: Errr, how do we know it's the actual PIN, though? Like who would be stupid enough to actually try it?
Fu Hua: Unless Otto WANTS you to think the PIN is fake and make us think he's that stupid and careless.
Einstein: It looks like the card will immediately lock up and be reported stolen as soon as you input the wrong PIN.
Fu Hua: So do we use the PIN or not?
Kiana: Sure let's, it's not like we have a third option. Such as IGNORING THE CARD.
#honkai impact#hi3rd#hi3#kolosten#there was WAY too much psychobabble in that scene#don't overthink anything kids keep it simple#do's and don'ts of writing comprehensively
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Siegfried reuniting w his daughters was such a rushed scene. With how finding her father was a big part of Kiana's motivation in the early chapters and how badly they left things off, I was expecting a more tearful reunion you know? Like "I'm sorry"s and "I missed you so much"s. Also with Bianka...like she just said some random ass poetic bullshit. If they hadn't told me she was his dauughter before I would NOT have understood it in that scene. Also them just brushing over the fact that the og Kiana is back?? Siegfried reuniting w his daughter who was lost and possibly dead after years and he's just like "yeah cool" like wtf??? The writers of Moon Arc when I catch you..
#honkai impact 3rd#hi3#hi3rd#honkai durandal#and we still continue to celebrate dudu's birthday on jan 1 wc was a default w/e date of birth that otto or dudu just jotted down just bc#she needed a dob on paper#sigh
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I love the Nagazora arc and the way it all played out, and how well it worked out for KiaMei at the very end of part 1. In a crack nutshell:
Kewvin: Kiana's part of my Kaslana legacy full of musclebrains that could easily bring back the Leeroy Jenkins meme if they weren't naturally talented at clobbering Honkai dead with a baseball bat. Also cores are bad, you should do something about that, I TOTALLY can't do anything about them, just don't clarify that with your crippled friend and her gundam weeaboo mentor.
Mey: OMG MY POOR KIANA CHAN 😭😭😭
Kerbin: Come join the Dark Side, I have tons of subscribers and Elysia
May: I'll think about it one minute passes I'll do it
Einstein: Wait a second. You're letting your relationship with Kiana define 99% of your existence and agency in the narrative which loves to write you like this for some brainless reason. Wallowing in misery is turning you into a two-dimensional angstlord. Let me help you. I want to save Kiana's life.
Tesla: Me two
Aunty Teri: She has other people in her life plus a family that cares for her safety and wellbeing, in case you and the writers forgot. You're not exactly alone in your grief here.
Bronya: I exist and I also care, and I fought that Kewpie guy with Mr. Welt so I know if he's BSing you about not being able to yank out Kiana's cores himself or not.
Mee: everybody stfu it's my arc and my wangsty opera solo about my skill issues, only me myself and i and what kiana means to me matter, nothing and nobody else matters! nobody understands her better than me, we're endgame herrscher soulmates that can erase everyone if we want to and i'm pretty sure we did in a bad ending but whatever, it's me and her against this cold cruel world that suffers wangsty fools like us, baby!
Kanai: Nope, I've got realistic problems and emotions to deal with atm. G'bye moesenpai sorry not sorry
Meo: chases kiana and fights to the music of codependency
Thunderhead: hey. hey kid. you want edgey battlesuit?
Meh: i tried so haaaaard and come so faaaaar and in the end I had to be a Herrscherrrr
Kania: Meansenpai wai the 180 hostility and violence and resting honkai diva bitchface T_T
RaidenMeiThunderthighs: I'M NOT SAYING BECAUSE GO FUCK YOURSELF. KICKING AND BEATING YOU IN THE FACE AND TELLING THE AUDIENCE THAT I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU ISN'T CRINGE. SEE YOU IN SIX MONTHS, STAY PRETTY AND REGRESSIVELY STUPID FOR ME
People who neither play GGZ nor ship them: This fight is horribly written, and caters specifically to the GGZ crowd.
#honkai impact#hi3#hi3rd#emotional impact#don't give me too much grief#just enough grief that shows you absolutely hate this post#happy april fools
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The hero's sword arc of Frieren is only a single chapter but it's probably the chapter I think about the most... You have the classic sword in the stone that can only be pulled by the hero who is destined to save the world. So of course Himmel, the legendary hero, is the one who freed it.
Except: he didn't. He failed. He couldn't pull the sword from the stone. He wasn't the prophesied hero who would save the world.
And he went, okay, well, people really need a hero right now. So I'll just pretend to be one anyway. It doesn't really matter if I'm a fake or not if either way we're helping people.
And he did. He was a pretend hero. And they saved the world.
And now eighty years later there is no one left to remember that he never pulled the sword from the stone at all. It's easier to believe that he did, because he saved the world, so he must have been the destined hero. But he wasn't. The sword saw him and rejected him, and he simply went on anyway, because he wanted to help people, and that's what it takes in the end to be a hero, really. The four of them saved the world, and the true hero's sword sits quietly in a cave somewhere, rusting away, forever, unneeded.
#sousou no frieren#frieren: beyond journey's end#himmel#someone once said that fate is a crock for this very reason#“there is no chosen one” said the panda
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Honkai writers try not to make every important piece of information sound extremely vague and convoluted challenge: Impossible
#honkai impact 3rd#hi3#this is why AU fanfics exist#speaking of#I'm just staring at my note#I-I promise it's coming along swell...I promiseeee
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