Mutuals to do mutual masturbation with
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At any given time jus know I鈥檓 smelling good
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agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me
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sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog
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pulling up to the function scared and puffed up
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you鈥檙e laughing. i told you a joke and you鈥檙e laughing. i love you
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best pickup line of our generation
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sitting on my blog鈥檚 porch with a cigarette and a shotgun
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any rich men follow me who want to buy me things and get nothing in return
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Is it fair for a girl to go for the balls in a fight with a guy? Have you ever kicked a guy there?
Life isn鈥檛 fair and yes I have鉂わ笍
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