Swamp ass

hey everyone! I had a super positive moment today. I work at a music store and I was doing my normal work stuff and I saw someone who comments on my swamp ass Facebook page and I decided to talk to them when they were cashing out. It was super sweet to see their reaction. It was as if they were meeting a popular musician. It was such a cool and humble experience. Like I've never thought I'd meet someone like that. They were asking me about my music and what my plans are for my music. They shook my hand and told me that they listen to my stuff all the time and they told me that I should make more music. It was so cool.

Now I have stuff to sell for my cousin's and I's band. HAHAHAHHA I win! I did this for class.

This is some new stuff. Hopefully it will be recorded again. So ya pahhty

Holy shit I want to break Vincent's fucking jaw

A little song I did with Donald trump. I took him to the swamp and showed him the stench. He left after the song. I didn’t even shake his hand

I'm never going to accept another friend request on Facebook ever again. Today I accepted one friend request and within a few hours I unfriended them due to stupid posts that they were sharing. It was a post about yeezus and how it's terrible that young people look up to kanye west. And that if we follow him we will all go to hell. Then they said that nobody should call themselves god because that's horrible. Then they went on to saying that god will come back and claim his bride. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. SHOULD WE FIND THIS BRIDE AND HIDE HER FROM GOD. IS GOD GOING TO KILL HER AND THEN CLAIM ANOTHER BRIDE. IS GOD GOING TO BE A MURDERER. WE WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

THANK YOU NOAH! I met once in Massachusetts at a show that you played at with Harmoos, Told slant and Elvis depressedly. You told me a Noah joke and I've told it to other Noah's. Thank you for the advice! It really means a lot to me. I've recently started playing music again and I've made new songs. I feel confident with my music now. I have rediscovered what makes me enjoy making and playing music. You are a great musician and I loved the asperger's are us comedy troupe. Again thank you for your words! You are one of my favorite musicians! Thanks!

As I lay awake in my room I can’t stop thinking about where I am and who I am. Like I get I’m Noah and I’m 20 with a job at a music store but I guess I’m trying to find who I am musically. Like if I want to continue as swamp ass or if I should do something else. I miss playing music and I miss playing in front of others. I have some connections for playing live but I haven’t done anything with them yet because I don’t know what to even play. I have a laundry list of songs I’ve made but I don’t know which ones really stand out. I guess I’m not even sure if anyone will listen. I know the people close to me will but I don’t know if others will. Like am I even good to others? I know I love and enjoy what I do but I also want to know if others like it and enjoy like I do. I know I’m nowhere close to bands I listen to but I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to give up but when will I ever reach that point where I can go out and do a tour or play at small venues. Like i feel like I’m some sort of joke or something. Am I shit but nobody wants to tell me? Am I even good? What do I need to do.

I'm soo fucked and depressed.

What belly buttons are made for

Fake fools

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL WHO DARE TO COME INTO MY RING AND DANCE AROUND SINGING FALSE PROMISES TO ME BAND. IF I EVER RECEIVE, SEE, SNIFF, TASTE OR HEAR YOUR SCUMMY FACE ILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND STONE COLD STUN YOU INTO A BLACK HOLE.

As I lay awake in my room I can't stop thinking about where I am and who I am. Like I get I'm Noah and I'm 20 with a job at a music store but I guess I'm trying to find who I am musically. Like if I want to continue as swamp ass or if I should do something else. I miss playing music and I miss playing in front of others. I have some connections for playing live but I haven't done anything with them yet because I don't know what to even play. I have a laundry list of songs I've made but I don't know which ones really stand out. I guess I'm not even sure if anyone will listen. I know the people close to me will but I don't know if others will. Like am I even good to others? I know I love and enjoy what I do but I also want to know if others like it and enjoy like I do. I know I'm nowhere close to bands I listen to but I don't know what to do. I don't want to give up but when will I ever reach that point where I can go out and do a tour or play at small venues. Like i feel like I'm some sort of joke or something. Am I shit but nobody wants to tell me? Am I even good? What do I need to do.

HOLY SHIT

GAVIN JUST SAID THE N WORD. OH BOY IM GOING TO POUND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Gavin is also like a gross mini version of zach and gross white frat boy.

When Gavin laughs it sounds like someone is puncturing an air bag and then putting air back into the punctured air bag

Honestly WTH AND WTF

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