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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
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Tf? AHAHAHAHAHAHA how to unsee????
hey what if AU when aizawa uses his quirk his eyes turn hyperrealistic
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when i got home after the new years celebrations last night, i took off my boots and found this pin stuck in the bottom of one of them,, a good sign for the new year perhaps ? :-)
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Imagine | You & Bakugou being each others Biggest Fans
no LISTEN. imagine you and bakugou on the top ten pro heroes and being each other's BIGGEST and most DEVOTED fans.
like imagine him slamming the door into your office huffing and puffing, making you jump in surprise, hero instincts ready, before you settled a little at the sight of your husband uninjured and well.
"katsu what-"
"WOMAN. YOU RELEASED NEW MERCH AND YOU DID'T TELL ME????"
your eyes widened in realization and you go to apologize only for your gaze to land on the recognizable package peaking out of the plastic bag in his hand and your expression morphs into confusion.
"you.. you got it though?"
"OF COURSE I GOT IT-"
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staring at your new dynamight figure in absolute AWE for the past 20 minutes and fangirling little whispers and squeals of "he's so gorgeous what the fuck", "the costume is so on POINT oh my god!", "the MUSCLES. the ABS. his stupidly perfect FACE-"
"you have the real thing rIGHT HERE-"
"sHH let me admire the emaculate DETAIL of this beauty in peace."
"HOW IS IT MORE DETAILED THAN THE REAL LIFE-"
"SHHHHH"
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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.
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Thinking about dragon king! Barbarian! Bakugo Katsuki who finds his wife on a whim
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is young and set out on a mission- your but the mere healer for his parent’s kingdom, also being taught by your parents you get sent on the mission to aid him and all his men for whatever they may need.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo that avoids you at all costs- he doesn’t need a healer and that’s what he told his parents. His men will be the best in the kingdom and if they can’t shed their own blood then they don’t deserve to be alive.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who views your mere presence around him an insult to him. Why would be need a healer? He’s going to be king! He’s the best fighter in the kingdom! Why are you even here?!
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is brutally reminded that his is not the only kingdom around. That he is not the only fighter out there.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is stuck in one of the tents, bathing in ‘healing waters’ as you called it. He’s grumbling about how he doesn’t need your help but his body is bleeding and he’s lightheaded and to weak to stop you.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is forced to feel your light, delicate touchy hands wash over his body until he’s left to dress himself so you can take care of his wounds
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who listens intently and quietly as you maneuver his limbs to aid you while you tell him what your doing in the quiet voice. This paste goes here and does that, this bandage will stop the bleeding
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who does nothing but stare at your face at your awkward position on top of him, you’ve gone silent as you focus intently on the gash of his forehead, sewing it up with an intensity that does nothing but draw him in
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who feels amazing by morning, after your retired to your tent, only to come upon sunrise tending to him again and all he can see is that the tears are much smaller and how his pain has eased tremendously and watched silently as his men pack up their temporary camp.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who declares to his men that they need to value the healers life above their own- that if you end this mission with one scratch that they will all feel his wrath. Ignoring the whispers of his men that can see he did a 180° in one night
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who doesn’t care for your presence, or you in general, but sees the value of a healer being on his team.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who hand selects you for every mission he’s on if he has the chance, who grows comfortable with you dressing his wounds and allows you to study his scars as he recants how he got them
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who gets hurt badly trying to protect you from a spear, forcing his men to instantly retreat and take refuge while you kick them out to care for an already unconscious Katsuki
Healer! You who struggles to undress him from the red of his clothes mixes with his and his enemies blood
Healer! You who scrubs his body down with gentle care after dressing his abdomen. Who piles blankets upon blankets on top of him, taking gentle care of his fever as you work for hours tans wait for it to break
Healer! You who declares that the team has to head back and that nobody has a choice in the matter
Healer! You who takes charge of the initiative, slowly traveling on the on foot as the horses are yours to pull him slowly
Healer! You who insists to treat his injuries directly in front of the king and queen, despite your more experienced parents wanting to take care of the child
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who wakes up in his chambers at the kingdom, it’s been almost two weeks of him being with fever but it’s finally over
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is woken up by water pooling slowly over his hair- he’s being bathed, he knows that much- he should stop you - whoever you are that’s got him in such a vulnerable situation, but it’s so warm and their hands are so soft.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who is broken out of his trance when you notice he’s awake, and he figures out it’s you. Your speaking to him, your hands are holding his head up, caressing his face, but his eyelids are just so heavy so he just hums to any question you ask, leaning his weight back into your hands.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who grabs your hand with all the little strength he has, your not going anywhere but he doesn’t know that, so all can do is let your hand go as the pain spikes in his side.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who relaxed when you place your hand on his chest- a silent reminder that your here, that he’s going to be okay.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who doesn’t let you leave his side for the next few days, even just for a minute. Your only time away is when he’s asleep and he gets upset when your not there when he wakes up.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who trains harder than ever when he’s healed, who rains hell upon the people who hurt him- the people who tried to hurt you.
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who everyone knows is lowkey taken. No man will go near you and the ones that do always disappear or come back a couple days later bettered and bruised
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who stops treating you as a healer and more as a bride- whether he realizes it or not (he doesn’t)
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who gets anxious when he doesn’t see you at all for the day, who insists you feast with him, who makes sure you get only the best equipment for healing
Barbarian! Prince! Bakugo who presents you the decapitated head of the man who injured him. The man who was going to kill you- as a gift to make you his bride one day. Even thought he’s covered in blood, sporting wounds head to toe, he doesn’t let you treat him until he gets an answer
Healer! You who doesn’t know whether you say yes because you needed to treat him urgently or because you wanted to but now he’s sporting that wide, almost taunting smirk as you attempt to get out the blood that stains his hair, reciting to you how there will be no man who won’t kneel in your presence, no jewelry you won’t have, no enemies that will live to breathe your air
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who is the most ruthless ruler in all the kingdoms. Who commands his armies (plural) under an iron first. Who has the most terrifying glare that any man has ever seen, who stands as a wall of muscle and might. Tribal tattoos cover his scars and dragon teeth draped across a broad chest. He sits upon a throne that adorns human skulls. Who has the meanest mug as he commands an execution- telling his guards the raise their swords as the victim begs annoyingly for their life- “Kill hi-!! Wait my wife is here-hold the execution and shut him up.” Who greets you bounding over to his throne with a smile and assures you that no. Your not interrupting- how could you interrupt people who don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as you??
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who asks if you want to watch the execution but no you can’t you have to go help with dinner and do a little reading. Just wanted to ask what he wanted to eat? Aren’t the maids supposed to do that? Oh- their scared of him.
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who places a gentle kiss on your lips and watches lovedumb while you quickly bound out of the room. Only to drop the smile back to his cold mean mug - “alright- where we we?”
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who hates going on missions a little more with every passing day. One of the royals has to be at the kingdom so you now have to stay behind- leaving him alone with his men.
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who reminds you every time how much he loves you every time he returns with a new battle scar by driving himself so deep in you for hours after hours, until your crying and all you can do is cling onto him as he whispers his obsession with everything that’s you
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who celebrates and screams his joy (both literally) and with festivals at the news that you are with child he’s happy and he intends to make it everybody’s problem
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who stops his missions almost instantly after the news comes out. He trusts his dear friend dragon! Kirishima to lead his troops into battle.
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who parades you around like the greatest battle trophy there ever could be, who begins to switch the roles when he bathes you and makes sure your fed breakfast in his bed
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who carries you around once the weight in your uterus starts to hurt you. Who gently lifts your stomach as he allows you to lean against his chest
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who blooms with pride once his little girl pops out, who doesn’t leave yours or her side for days, not once did the bakugo family leave his room as maids and nurses shuffled in and out to help take care of the post-pregnancy queen and now the heir to the throne.
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who grows obsessed with the thought of breeding you for more children, filling you again and again and again until you’ve cum so many times, his dick not once leaving you as he grinds his cum into you, pushing it as deep as he possible can
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who in a few years has a five year old daughter, a four year old daughter, a three year old son, a final little girl of only one years old
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who is threatened by the his queen that if she winds up pregnant again he will have his dick cut off (aka Barbarian! King! Bakugo who loves when his pretty queen threatens him)
Barbarian! King! Bakugo who is now a dad of 4, three little girls that look like his mother, and one little boy who looks like his queen.
(Part two of Dad! Barbarian! King! Bakugo?)
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