has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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"rpf stands for real person fact" -bruce springsteen
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Contender for my favorite tweet of all time
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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The doomed Franklin expedition, circa 1848 (artist’s interpretation)
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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay
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the sensual world. louise glück
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they did not have to zoom in on them both straight after this line...,,,,
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og post
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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