dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..
me using every ounce of concentration to see the brown part on minecraft steve's face as a beard for like 0.2 milliseconds before it immediately turns back into a smiley face in my mind's eye
old deuteronomy has learned that human fathers are oftentimes "out for milk". unwilling to shirk this duty, he too sets out for the closest catvenience store to make sure none of his 467 children are left milkless.
love characters who (for whatever reason) absolutely cannot smile for the life of them. they just don’t know how. they don’t have the training. but then they do anyway and it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen in your life