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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Every time I go to bed, I tell myself I'll wear a dress in the morning... But instead I put on pants in the morning because I'm too lazy.
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Raphael 💪❤️
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Donatello 👾💜
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Leonard 💙💅
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Michelangelo 🎨🧡
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Psychologist: I hope I helped you)
Me: Oh yes, you helped me, I will never forget about our conversation))
Psychologist: Until the next session)))
Me: See you later
I'm on the street too: what the hell was he talking about?..
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Every time I think about my orientation, I just realize that I like girls and guys, also trans people, but I also realize that I don't see the point in a relationship because there is no love there, it's just serotonin, dopamine and other substances...
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Every time I think about my orientation, I just realize that I like girls and guys, also trans people, but I also realize that I don't see the point in a relationship because there is no love there, it's just serotonin, dopamine and other substances...
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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First you say, "I'm fine," and then you lie in the dark at 4 a.m. and stare at the ceiling, even though you have to get up at 6 a.m.
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Mom: Are you studying for your exams?
I:...
Mom: You’re not studying.
I: I am preparing... psychologically... :)
Mother: It is better to prepare physically with a book in your hands>(
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Me: Now mom will come, and you will discuss me for my mistake.
Dad: Oh, who needs you?
Me: Indeed, if even I do not need myself.
Dad: Why do you take everything to heart? Do not take my words seriously.
Me: That's why I take sedatives.
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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I'm at 3 a.m. now, and I wrote my sequel to my own AA: where everything is the same, but I go to a psychologist.
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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В кабинете психолога
Психолог: Ну, продолжим... Как вы относитесь к людям, у которых...
Я *перебивает его* Что ты имеешь в виду?
Психолог: Позвольте мне закончить.
Me:Мне жаль...
Психолог: А как вы относитесь к афроамериканцам, азиатам или кому-то еще?
Я: Все в порядке.
Психолог: Это хорошо)
Я: Мы все равно когда-нибудь умрем и сгнием в земле... Так что не вижу смысла делить людей на цвета...
Психолог: Хорошо, что ты не расист, плохо, что все сводишь к смерти.
Я: Кроме того, каждая раса(?) и каждый человек вообще уникален, и неважно, какой ты человек... потому что ты прекрасен по-своему... и каждый заслуживает любви...
Психолог *сдерживает слезы*: Проклятый пацифист... красиво сказано... 😭
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Dad: I love you with all my soul.
Me: It's a good thing I don't have a soul...
Dad:0_0
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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In the psychologist's office.
Psychologist:I want to do a survey about how you feel about people. Do you mind?
Me:Okay, I don't mind.
Psychologist:Okay... The first question is, how do you feel about people with non-traditional orientations?
Me:Okay... I used to consider myself one of the LGBT people... At first I considered myself hetero, then asexual, and then bisexual...
Psychologist:And now?
Me:I don't know...just a living being with a limited mind and knowledge of this world that will die and no one will remember it....
Psychologist:...can we continue tomorrow? Me: Okay.
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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Guess who has to get up at 6:30 to catch the bus and she hasn't gone to bed yet? It's me!
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sultan-suslik4 · 1 year
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It's been a long time since I wrote anything here, and I wanted to respond if anyone is interested in me (although I don't think so). In general I would like to say that I passed one subject and now I have credit for it.
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sultan-suslik4 · 2 years
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Okay today I have an exam or a test (I don't even know:"")) and I'm really worried because I'm a freshman and it's basically my first test and I hope that I pass and everything will be okay 💐✨ Wish someone good luck please I need this support at least from the left person😭
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sultan-suslik4 · 2 years
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I *sharply open the door and walk into the office, slamming the door behind me.
The psychologist *shocked and a little scared looks at me* : uh...
Me: Quiet! Don't say anything! Just listen...
The psychologist *shakes his head* : okay...
Me: I just came home after class and lay down to sleep there for 2 hours, and you know what I dreamt?
Psychologist :?
Me: I had an American friend who was trying to learn Russian to understand me, while I was trying to learn English to understand him!
Psychologist:That's good because you probably at a subconscious level want to start some mutual relations and to learn something new, it's not bad, it's even good, you learn communication and compromise...
Me:No! You don't get it!
Psychologist:What don't you get?
Me:I had a friend...
Psychologist: and?
Me* trying not to cry*: a friend... I had a friend and he hugged me... hugged me...
Psychologist*whisper*: damn, she lacks physical love, that explains a lot...
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sultan-suslik4 · 2 years
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