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Ponyo’s dad is honestly so relatable. an eccentric wizard hopelessly and timidly in love with a beautiful sea goddess and acting so shy around her despite them having an army of daughters together. it’s so adorable and such a big mood.
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❀ S P R I N G T I M E S A K U R A ❀
I finally managed to add all the mods and shaders etc. I’ve ever dreamed of into my MC and… It’s so pretty I wanna die?
Should I make a Mineblr? Generally I just thow all my gaming stuff onto one blog but I’m wondering if that’s a bad idea…
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Commissions open
As yall may or may not know. I am uninsured, Which means i pay out if pocket for medical treatment and meds. I wish to get tested for anemia and such (since my blood results and symptoms i have rn are potential signs) as well as other things. But for now im focusing on blood tests for this first batch. Out of pocket it looks like its 60$ usd or so, im sure price and taxes will fluctuate it. So for now my goal will be 100$ to cover the test and my meds im currently taking.
Im on mobile so ill reblog or remake with actual pictures later but a basic run down:
◇◇◇Sketch- $5.00 usd (for all)◇◇◇
♧♧♧Lineart(simple*)- (head) 10usd, (bust) $15, (waist) $20, (fullbody) $25♧♧♧
♤♤♤Flat color(simple**): (head) $15, (bust) $20, (waist) $25, (fullbody) $30♤♤♤
°°°Lineart(complex***)- (head) $10, (bust) $15, (waist) $25, (fullbody) $35°°°
•••Colored(complex****)•••- (head) 15, (bust) 20, (waist) 30, (fullbody) 40
○Shading- add 5$ to your desired piece (sketch is null)
●Background: if trans parent or on color its free
○Background simple: add 10
●BG complex: add 15
○Additional characters: 5 for each
.::What i can draw and what i will::.
♡Humans, humanoids, kemonomimi, anthro, feral, monsters
♡Sfw
♡Nsfw (if 18 or older only)
♡Blood/gore
♡Couples
♡MAYBE ROBOTIC/MECHA
♡Lgbt+ pride stuff
♡Banners, clan icons/emblems, couple emblems, family emblems (2usd a pop)
♡ Flight rising stuff or oc’s (includes fancharacters)
.::What wont i draw?::.
》Hate art (ie: glorifying nazi’s/terfs or “death to x” in the piece)
》racist/ sexist/ homophobic/ transphobic/ nonbinaryphobic/ acephobic/ and so on.
》 real people/realism
》 real people shipping art
》 Tv/cartoon/anime characters. I wanna draw your characters personally, not fanart.
》 ask
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*simple means characters simplicity. Easy design to draw.
** simple coloring is just if the character isnt very cluttered. Im too tired to like mix and match prices so if ur oc is deemed simple or complex is based on both rn sorry.
***complex designs would be like detailed outfits, ect.
****details be a lot.
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If ordering more than one piece over 10 dollars get a quater or half off the more expensive one (of both ten its a quarter, 30 and up is half)
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idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do
ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much
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Cussing in Eorzea
If you’re anything like me, you cuss. You cuss a lot. You’ve run out of polite ways to be angry or exclaim your frustration, or even to curse the heavens. Well, I’m here to make it a little easier in character, and please, feel free to add any more to this list. I may update is sporadically if I find anything new, but I have a feeling it won’t change much. Even if you have a favorite not on the least, feel free to share.
Shite
By The Twelve
Thal’s balls
Fuck
The Twelve be damned
Seven hells
Sweet Nophica’s thighs
By Oschon’s rigid staff
Bugger
Bloody (Bloody Hells)
Gods Dammit
Arse
Looking at most cuss words we use in real life, they are often some sort of animal - Cur, ass, etc. etc. which can be combined with other words to make a pretty good insults, like boar shite. As for blaspheming, you have an entire pantheon of gods to choose from, and usually combined with body parts, but not in an obscene way. Like up above, it’s “Oschon’s rigid staff” not “Oschon’s hard cock”. A final note is insults related to race. It will often make you look like a douche, but if that’s what you’re looking for, just remember that things like that often come with references to physical aspects. “Lalafellan pile of shite” “Your mother looks like a seawolf, Highlander”. In these cases (as it is for most cuss words, let’s be honest) are highly customizable and funny as all hell.
Like I said above, feel free to add any of your own, or any that I’ve missed!
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what mod is the hair?? skgbhjskd i figure its not public since i cant find it but if its available i wanna know whose patreon its on!
Wannabe Kanna uwu
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Zoku Touken Ranbu: Hanamaru ep.3
Now I wish I was Tora-kun.
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im gunna log off from tumblr 4 a while bc everyone knows why so bye
#ID LINK LIKE A TWITTER BUT I DONT RLLY USE IT...#im an enigma and i only exist in discord#im logging out mainly bc tumblr is shitty and toxic etc etc etc#i want OUT
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Hey guys, I’ve been debating on making this post here for a few days since I made this document but the overwhelming support I’ve received from those who read it and have encouraged and given me advice has moved me to post it.
A few days ago you may recall I have made a post speaking about how incidents recently have made me quit the modding scene and also consider quitting the game and trying to obscure and hide my blog to escape this situation, well I’m no longer going to try and remain silent about it.
Modding community member Beebo / Bee Bo on the Lich server has previously stole my art and copied my OCs and now continues the latter even after I have spoke to her and begged her to stop this. All is detailed with proof in this document.
This document isn’t something I release lightly, I never want to make posts like this if I really have to, but after she attempted to lie to me in our first encounter (and having to see her stolen work still circulating) I doubt going to her this time will solve things, so I’m releasing this evidence document to spread awareness and hopefully this gets her to leave me alone. This is a situation of art theft, disrespect of intellectual property and borderline stalking. It’s not to ruin her reputation, I really hope she may move on from this because it isn’t healthy for her or me or anyone else she may latch onto.
I hate drama and don’t like it on my blog or other platforms, this post isn’t to stir up drama, its to free myself from this situation. I just want the situation over. I want her to leave me alone and her stolen works to stop circulating. I was considering not posting here because tumblr can become so toxic surrounding situations like this, but I hope people can keep a level head and read and take in my story for what it is. I just want to be able to release mods and share my content again regularly without fear and anxiety this situation has been causing me.
Since releasing this on my twitter I’ve heard many stories of people facing similar things. This is a serious situation that happens more often than not to artists like myself and has happened to more people than just me in the modding community and greater xiv community at large.
#reblogs again just 2 add this#cemi im so sorry i convinced myself it was just coincidence..........#i love ur work and i hope this all resolves soon.............................#u have my full support n i hope one day u feel comfortable modding again
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Hey guys, I’ve been debating on making this post here for a few days since I made this document but the overwhelming support I’ve received from those who read it and have encouraged and given me advice has moved me to post it.
A few days ago you may recall I have made a post speaking about how incidents recently have made me quit the modding scene and also consider quitting the game and trying to obscure and hide my blog to escape this situation, well I’m no longer going to try and remain silent about it.
Modding community member Beebo / Bee Bo on the Lich server has previously stole my art and copied my OCs and now continues the latter even after I have spoke to her and begged her to stop this. All is detailed with proof in this document.
This document isn’t something I release lightly, I never want to make posts like this if I really have to, but after she attempted to lie to me in our first encounter (and having to see her stolen work still circulating) I doubt going to her this time will solve things, so I’m releasing this evidence document to spread awareness and hopefully this gets her to leave me alone. This is a situation of art theft, disrespect of intellectual property and borderline stalking. It’s not to ruin her reputation, I really hope she may move on from this because it isn’t healthy for her or me or anyone else she may latch onto.
I hate drama and don’t like it on my blog or other platforms, this post isn’t to stir up drama, its to free myself from this situation. I just want the situation over. I want her to leave me alone and her stolen works to stop circulating. I was considering not posting here because tumblr can become so toxic surrounding situations like this, but I hope people can keep a level head and read and take in my story for what it is. I just want to be able to release mods and share my content again regularly without fear and anxiety this situation has been causing me.
Since releasing this on my twitter I’ve heard many stories of people facing similar things. This is a serious situation that happens more often than not to artists like myself and has happened to more people than just me in the modding community and greater xiv community at large.
#DUUUUUUDE HOLY SHIT#I REALLY THOUGHT HER OC LOOKED LIKE EMI...#BUT I CONVINCVED MYSELF NAHH ITS JUST ME....................#IM SHOOK.........................................
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talk about ffxiv issues in regards to fandom, race, appropriation, etc below the cut.
gentle warning: i���m not going to timidly hedge around certain words “buzzwords.” but this isn’t directed at any one particular person or situation; i just wanted to share my thoughts.
Keep reading
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Raiden would kind of annoy me if I didn’t know that his appearance was specifically caused by a woman writing to Kojima that she likes metal gear but didn’t like playing as an “old man” and wanted to play as an attractive dude. Like he literally made the protagonist of this super serious military game a prettyboy solely because of this. Kojima said women’s rights
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