new contender for best community note of all time

man reading wholesome fanfiction is great until i realize i'll never experience that kind of love then all i end up doing is staring at a wall for hours

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

i just read such a good fic that i actually had to pause, close ao3 and take a break. i have so many thoughts rn.

why do the burger king employees always blast my whooper with mayo as if they want the damn thing pregnant

I’m A Lesbiab

i propose a fanfic idea: one gets bitten by the brazilian wandering spider and the other has to help out — MARATHON SEX ENSUES

tiddles the church cat

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

Just wrote nearly forty pages of a fanfiction chapter for a fandom where’s zero works in total. If no one wants it let me be the first lmao