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suburbancockroach · 3 days
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the snail
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suburbancockroach · 6 days
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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suburbancockroach · 6 days
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the more things change…
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suburbancockroach · 6 days
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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good morning, it should be illegal to have to wake up early. I only like to get up early if I want to, not if I have to
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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The post about angel wings not needing to be purely white to be beautiful reminded me of a picture I LOVE
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This pigeon is an angel
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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This machine kills AI
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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me when I━
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
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suburbancockroach · 8 days
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for my male audience
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suburbancockroach · 9 days
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suburbancockroach · 9 days
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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this
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suburbancockroach · 9 days
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