there is only one thing i want to know and that is whether kelly is scullys wife or dog
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Me, reading Turtles All The Way Down:
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just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day
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listen. this is a conspiracy
both have same ugly haircut
both wear unflattering shade of green
both deep in the closet and unhappy in marriage
both terrible at fathering
both constantly disproportionately punishing their sons for the smallest moral infractions
both horrible, just so horrible, kill these men
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Those of you still watching Riverdale are braver than any US Marine…
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I’m at the doctors and there’s no fucking elf anywhere I’m shaking??????
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you promised tweek and craig but all i saw was
SHITTY HOT TAKES
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Craig: Sometimes I need some personal space…
Ya’ll: U G L Y
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