I am Eris. I am the leader of Team Ozone. I will not let anyone derail me from my goal.
This is an automated message. If you are receiving it, it is because we believe you could be a great addition to our team.
We are Team Ozone, we mean you no harm. Our mission is for the good of all.
The term 'team' is mainly for aesthetics (and to get more attention, all publicity is good publicity) In truth, we are a revolution.
We wish to free humanity from the shackles our 'gods' keep us in.
Our Legendaries, our 'gods' hold no empathy for their creations. We are their playthings, nothing more than a sick joke and a form of entertainment.
So I ask you, do you truly wish to live under the tyrannical rule of those that pretend to care? Do you wish to live in fear of these creatures?
Or do you wish to rise up and fight against them?
It is your decision, we await your response.
@team-ozone-official
"the tyrannical rule" they're fucking pokemon. We have a mutually beneficial relationship, they're not in charge of us lol. They're more like our excessively powerful roommates.
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Entered my snorlax in a costume contest for the weekend after next wish us luck
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//OOC
Since this may make things easier for the evil team blogs out there...
Reblog this post if it's okay for evil teams to send evil team propaganda/recruitment asks to your blog!
Though do put in the tags what isn't okay to send just in case.
For the evil teams, feel free to reblog this so others know it exists.
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I literally took a nap in the hallway at school today we are the same and I need to acknowledge it
You know people always say that trainers share traits with their partner pokemon, and like, look, i want to ignore it but we are both fashionable and have taken naps in places that are inconvenient for others
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You know people always say that trainers share traits with their partner pokemon, and like, look, i want to ignore it but we are both fashionable and have taken naps in places that are inconvenient for others
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This was not a desire for people to start bringing random wild pokemon into classes.
I wonder how wild pokemon are holding up with these temperatures
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I wonder how wild pokemon are holding up with these temperatures
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Reblog If You're OK With IN-CHARACTER Anon Hate!
//Note this is SPECIFICALLY IN CHARACTER. Attacks against the muse(s) are fine and all in good fun. Attacks against the mun are harassment and are NOT okay.
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I fucking swear there's a pidove staring at me through the window but it keeps leaving whenever I go to take pictures
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Was it like a Frankenstein situation they did it because they could
Why were porygon created?
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Eiscues heads are so cold they can turn water vapor into ice please don't touch their heads directly without the ice on it you will get ice burns
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unova is too cold rn its insane
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hands so cold... must pet my pokemon to warm them
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I'm a little shorter than the average arcanine, but taller than a furret
Sometimes I forget that I'm tall until someone goes like "furrets are so tall" and I remember they're generally shorter than me.
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Sometimes I forget that I'm tall until someone goes like "furrets are so tall" and I remember they're generally shorter than me.
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Why were porygon created?
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